The gentlemen pictured here is not lacking of friends

the gentlemen pictured here is not lacking of friends.

seems like a cool guy.

Only takes three days to get to temperature.

he died from eating nasty shit

They soux vide it in a swimming pool over 3 weeks actually.

Confirmation that barbeque is a meme containing nothing of value.

>stuffing animals inside of animals inside of more animals
This was really popular with the wealthy and powerful in France before the revolution.

You don't win friends with salad! You don't win friends with salad!

>#gobi gorgoh ome
what?

If you don't speak gorgon, you might as well kill yourself.

stuffing animals inside animals is a terrible way to eat meat. brb eating the pale moist flesh of the inner animals. Turn all those animals into a giant gyro cone, everyone will enjoy it a whole lot more

the (((revolution))) when they ruined their own country

All he needs now is a dead camel.

>not completing your creation to whale status
Ducken please

I feel like it should have been included in the Old Testament "things of not to do with food".. Shit is creepy.

Why stop there? You could easily fit more, smaller animal inside a lamb.

the man in that picture looks photoshopped the fuck in
what's wrong with my eyes

We can make a dish titled The Old Lady Who Swallowed A Fly.

SMALL
TIME

Those damned fountains. You can never get chocolate completely even if you thin it with hot oil.

he could get deeper. I am dissapoint.

He is.

... for what purpose

I make a steak-stuffed steak. Sounds completely retarded, and I think the original user who posted it was trolling, but oh my god it was great.

>buy two sirloins
>put three slits in it, fill with mustard, ketchup and mayo
>salt, let come to room temp, etc
>sear like regular in a hot pan until medium rare
>blend
>make slits in the second steak, stuff it with the blended mixture
>sear as before

Wa La!

>mustard, ketchup and mayo

I told you it sounds completely retarded. American yellow mustard, btw. Don't try to church it up.

I've been calling people corn dick for years and this picture disturbs me.

what a fucking waste of food.

You... blended a steak ?!

Yes. Yes, I did.

Voila, you retard.
Means 'there it is' in French.

Nigga, you stupid? We ain't talking about big violins.

The man blended a steak, he's not right in his head, don't be mean.

>he's too afraid to blend a steak and reach culinary perfection

But nah, sirloin's cheap bru

I guess that's one way to make "Steak Sauce"

And wa la mean voila in American.
Go back to your French chan if you're gonna be a pretentious faggot.

I really hope you're not serious. Wa-La is a Veeky Forums meme, if you actually spell it that way anywhere else then you're fookin stupid m9.

kys faggot

Literally no one in America says "voy-lah" because it's fucking stupid.

>literally no one says a foreign word in the way it's actually pronounced

Guy, pls...

How could you fall for such an easy troll? We all know wa la dumbass.

>stopping at lamb when he couldve had a quail > duck > chicken > turkey > dog > lamb > pig > horse > cow
fucking casuals

>stopping at quail

>stopping at rolly polly

>cricket>frog>quail