Fucking plebes

So what’s your excuse for not having at least 18 different kinds of tea and coffee to serve your guests? Do you have no respect for people visiting your home?

>all those lowest quality bagged tea powders
come back when you actually have some quality tea

>guests

We are discussing offering guests a choice of teas, not quality. Some guests want such teas as a specific brand of Earl Grey in teabag form, for instance. I do not judge them for that. The function of a gracious host is to meet their guests’ needs.

I also have half a dozen different loose-leafs that you didn’t see because all you pay attention to are the bright colours of the labels. Shame on you.

its pretty anoying when you're asked if you want a cup of tea and then you have to pick from a list of 10 teas.

just give me a cup of tea....milk....no sugar

>offer my guests some coffee or tea
>they always say no and head out to get a Monster instead
fuck it

also this

I also have both monster zero ultra and monster assault for those who choose such things.

Certainly, that would be the Lipton Intense if morning, or a Twinings Australian Afternoon if after lunch.

>implying
call me trailer trash but guests around here prefer a beer
cofee is for friends and tea for girlfriends

The bf prefers not to make a habit of it. I recently got off daily caffeine and then theobromine and I feel kinda better. Now I can use it strategically again to shift my sleeping.

green in the morning, black in the afternoon, rooibos in the evening imo