Dropped food thread

Food that has been dropped or ruined in various ways

Also if anyone has the image of the woman who is sitting in the corner of the kitchen after dropping spaghetti all over the place, i would appreciate that very much

YEAH I MADE A GOOD POST THAT SOMEONE WANTED TO SEE HECKS YES

Thank you user, you are a true saint

How did I know someone would post this.

>Just eat it if it's been on the floor for less than 5 seconds

OC Right here

>sitting at Alabany airport waiting for my flight
>a middle aged man in business attire is carrying a container of some very saucy noodles
>stops in front of me to read a flight monitor
>loses control of container of noodles
>tries to secure slipping container against his body
>this makes the plastic lid pop off
>noodles and sauce all down his shirt and pants
>airline staff won't let him clean up the mess on the carpet and demands that janitorial staff be called in
>man disappears to clean his clothes
>a flight arrives
>i sit and watch people as they deplane
>watch their expressions turn from smiling at the joy of arriving at their destination to absolute disgust as they must walk around spilled noodles and sauce

That anecdote really wasn't worth sharing. Next time just post the picture and fuck off.

>walking home with a bottle of aberlour abunadh (60%)
>gonna get classy drunk and watch madmen
>bottom of the cylinder holding the bottle of whisky drops out
>whisky hits the pavement with a mighty stramash
>watch madmen with two bottles of white cider

hangover sucked

i'll post all the boring anecdotes I damn well please