Dropped food thread

Food that has been dropped or ruined in various ways

Also if anyone has the image of the woman who is sitting in the corner of the kitchen after dropping spaghetti all over the place, i would appreciate that very much

YEAH I MADE A GOOD POST THAT SOMEONE WANTED TO SEE HECKS YES

Thank you user, you are a true saint

How did I know someone would post this.

>Just eat it if it's been on the floor for less than 5 seconds

OC Right here

>sitting at Alabany airport waiting for my flight
>a middle aged man in business attire is carrying a container of some very saucy noodles
>stops in front of me to read a flight monitor
>loses control of container of noodles
>tries to secure slipping container against his body
>this makes the plastic lid pop off
>noodles and sauce all down his shirt and pants
>airline staff won't let him clean up the mess on the carpet and demands that janitorial staff be called in
>man disappears to clean his clothes
>a flight arrives
>i sit and watch people as they deplane
>watch their expressions turn from smiling at the joy of arriving at their destination to absolute disgust as they must walk around spilled noodles and sauce

That anecdote really wasn't worth sharing. Next time just post the picture and fuck off.

>walking home with a bottle of aberlour abunadh (60%)
>gonna get classy drunk and watch madmen
>bottom of the cylinder holding the bottle of whisky drops out
>whisky hits the pavement with a mighty stramash
>watch madmen with two bottles of white cider

hangover sucked

i'll post all the boring anecdotes I damn well please

badass

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i once unironically slipped while carrying a pizza and dropped it out of the pizza box onto the snow

i scooped it back in and went on my way. the pizza was still ok, but a quarter of it was folded on itself kinda. oddly, only part of hte pizza was cold and the rest was still piping hot. pizza confirmed for apex thermal mass

i enjoyed the anecdote, user. keep posting.

same. Ignore the non-contributing faglord

Sure it was

A glimpse into something mundane but from a different perspective

>i once unironically slipped
Be careful not to slip ironically, my brother died that way.

>be in singapore
>having dinner at local mall at busy hour
>saw taxi uncle walking between the tables while carrying a shaved ice
>his face is tired but he seemed happy
>suddenly stumbled and splashed his ice all over the floor
>he freezed, and carried the bowl away
>sadness.jpg
I've been to funerals and shits but somehow I still remember it, I'd imagine he did not got many passengers that day and wanted something small to spend on himself.

lol this old-ass copy pasta

>washing machine in the kitchen
Do americans really do this

For a moment, several hundred NEETs around the world felt like they were real people, because of this post.

Fuck off back to /b/ edgy fag

Next time, don't type a shitty comment, just look at the picture and anecdote and fuck off

Clearly she does.

How has this not been posted yet?

Where else is it supposed to go?

needs is* I fucked that up

everyone else who saw this thread didn't upload and "post" this picture

the new tai pei microwave things, instead of chinese fast food boxes, they now have liek ice cream cartons for container, second i pulled it out of microwave it slipped and fell on the floor, 3 bucks down the drain

Its common in small apartments.

fuck I know what you mean my man

>braise shanks for hours after prep
>drop them both while trying to transfer
>marrow explodes out the center and the meat goes out the sides
>cry a little before ordering pizza

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RIP shanks ;_;7

It was meant as a joke user. Fuck u get out of the wrong side of bed or something?

comedy is a rough business man.

because someone asked for it?

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>not posting the webm

full feel

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What is a taxi uncle?

I've only seen this in Europe. Washing machines typically have a small room on the bottom floor/basement or sometimes in a small room near the entryway and garage door.

>600x654

is this the beginning to a horror movie

The laundry?

Only white trash, user.

Was at a cracker barrel once and a waitress spilled water on my pants. I was drenched in ice cold water the entire meal. They comped my meal but I was stuck eating the rest of the time with my friends with cold wet pants, not to mention I was wearing khakis so it looked like I pissed my pants big time

>diagonally inverted political compass

She makes me want to touch myself

Huh? Didn't she take you to a backroom to help you dry off like in the movies?

That's clearly a dishwasher, pal.

>Dat camel toe

Whoops, we accidentally dropped this food on the floor at the same time.

Anything worse than a dropped flask of oil?

A middle age / old man as taxi driver

all i see is an elephant toe

>another day working at the supermarket
>glass bottles of olive oil arranged in a multi-tier display to promote a sale
>clumsy customer knocks a bottle off with an out of control handbag, it hits the floor and breaks
>oh shit, what do we do now
>floor manager grabs a bag of flour off the shelf while firing off orders for the cleanup as he walks towards the spill
>oily flour and broken glass sweeped off pretty easily, floor scrubber does the rest
It happened a few times but I guess the fabulous oil pyramid made up for it in increased sales.

same with your post.
Here have an airport eat shit anecdote.
>be airlinefag at major airport, people watch all day long.
>here final boarding call for some random asshole.
>15 seconds later random asshole comes flying around the corner full sprint. coffee laptop, smartphone, full business suit.
>RA loses balence. Shit goes everywhere as he trips and lands on his coffee.
>coworker and I watch this play out in a surreal slow motion.
>have to disappear to the back for a few minutes to laugh our asses off.
> return to gate podium. Random asshole is gone with a "wet floor" sign in his place.
Still dont know if he made his flight, but it made my day.

Neat.

What anime is this

What the fuck is that
Why would anyone do that

It was a good post, OP. Keep posting.

Good to know, you know the science behind that?
Is wheat (carbohydrates) easily bonding with lipids?

What a hilarious joke, user. I think you have a future as a comedian.

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poo in loos like to eat where they shit

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>being this trigerred
Lmao cry harder weebs

they do it on purpose

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Is this Keit-Ai?

someone should post kevin from the office dropping his chili

God damn, I absolutely despise indians. Even more than muslims and blacks.
How they so fucking deranged? They are the most vile, unhygenic, smelly beings on this earth.
Not even fucking neanderthals would throw their food on the ground to eat it, or shit in the caves

kekked at fabulous oil pyramid

it's so easy to sell shit to people isn't it

Nothing that complicated, just something highly absorbent soaking up a liquid.
Most professional spill kits contained what is literally glorified cat litter.

Post some milk gallon smashes pls

only done by teenagers as "pranks"

we uses kosher salt

>airline staff won't let him clean up the mess on the carpet and demands that janitorial staff be called in

this is fucking stupid and probably the result of unions run amok. when I was in grad school, we weren't allowed to sweep or mop the floors in our labs due to the janitorial union's labor agreement. I worked in a chemistry lab, and yet they didn't trust us with a fucking mop, and the union would file a grievance if they saw someone trying to clean their lab themselves. American labor unions are fucking retarded.

fake & gay

Too bad she is fucking idiot in real life.

People in airports are more or less generally miserable people. The process of flying is pretty much universally despised. Even luxury forms of flying still pretty much suck. If you go to an airport for a culinary experience you will eat miserable food made by miserable people for miserable people.

airport lounges are comfy as fuck. all the free alcohol and snacks you want

the vino volo in the washington dulles airport is pretty decent

The secondhand embarrassment for the waitress is killing me, what do you do in such a situation

play on being a girl

'oh my gosh im so sorry guyz'

Salt works too. We use it when we spill oil at my pizza place.

>free alcohol and snacks
Apparently I've been going to the wrong airports.

Fun fact, they actually invented a flat bread specifically to keep the food off the ground...but they eat the bread too.

Dumb frogposter.

>Damn Betts

>Invent a type of bread to keep food from hitting the ground instead of using a plate
>Still eat the bread off the fucking ground
WTF is wrong with indea?

in singapore people use uncle the same way someone might say "hey mister" or something

>hi, I'm from reddit

>indea

Idk, they can spell better than you and your job was outsourced to them?

Douse anyone else have a parent who drops shit and picks it up off the floor and uses it right away?
I don't eat anything they make because I've seen how poor they're prep/cooking is

i'll never get tired of seeing that one

There is no camel toe in that picture. Those are creases from her thighs.

you have to make allowances for all the children posting here, otherwise arguing with all the dumb posts gets overwhelming

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Fuck Skelator is a bad ass.
>Walks into mirror portal.
>Reach back and break mirror.