So Veeky Forums why do you cook?

so Veeky Forums why do you cook?

why does that sound like a cards against humanity title?

becoming a chef made me forget I have a _________.

"micropenis"

Because I need to eat to sustain life.

I like to eat good food but i dont like to pay out the ass for it.
Plus i find it relaxing.

Because I'm fat and poor so I can't afford to eat unhealthy food I don't cook

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To forget I have a micropenis

It's fun and useful.

Because I live in bumfuck nowhere and would have to drive 40 miles one way to eat at a restaurant other than fast food or applebees tier pig slop.

>phone posters
fuck off and die