Ahem

Ahem.

Well it's true. No one in New England likes Starbucks unless they are valley girl transplants.

>buying coffee

I'm ok with this

Good, straight coffee. Get it as a pour over, don't get a hundred pounds of sugar in it.

Enjoy stinking like gross donut oil all day.

This. Bloody right.

I only go to Starbucks when i’m with some thot since they go over crazy over that shit. A tall americano is a small price to pay to get my dick moist.

dunkin is not better

Dunkin's isn't any better. Find real coffee somewhere, and give those folk your money.