Go out on a date, everything going well

>go out on a date, everything going well.
>get back at her place, dishes are everywhere, with shit food packages out like velveeta and takeout. Bed is covered in dirty clothes and fridge is filled with nothing but liqour.

All I want is someone who looks decent, can cook,clean, and basically be a housemaker... Is that really too much to ask? For fuck sakes I do that all by myself and I work 50-80 hour work weeks. How can someone who works slightly higher than minimum wage and 35 hours a week fail so bad?

Judging by their career choice and amount of hours worked in a week you can usually tell if someone has had to figure out their life yet or not

Sloppy parenting = sloppy children. Also you really can't expect a 'partner' in a relationship, gay, straight or otherwise, to be a personal maid. It's a collaborative effort.
>I do the laundry, you clean the kitchen.
>You vacuum and I'll dust.
etc.
Welcome to the real world, jackass.

Fuck off I can If im making 4x as they are.

You wouldn't believe how many single moms hop on my dick, the first date when I roll up in my Audi A6

...

t. roastie

Women are slovenly and disgusting without the focus of a family to tend to. Without the nuclear family women cause havoc, chaos and disproportionate power discrepancies.

I would have left. Your surroundings say a lot about you. If your house in untended, so is your body and mind. Awful.

Lol, is this really from the movie?

>How can someone who works slightly higher than minimum wage and 35 hours a week fail so bad?
be a woman

Except OP says he keeps his own place clean. Common sense would dictate that if someone who's naturally messy moves in with someone who's naturally clean, it's not going to be fair.

My girlfriend gladly does all cleaning from laundry to dishes to pet things. She appreciates if I help, but doesn't expect it and often says no when I ask if she wants help.

Because fat, ugly stable guys like me lock down the good 6's and 7's right out of high school while Chad was slamming girls so pretty they never had a reason to put any effort in. my coworker shows me the girls he finds on tinder, it's disgusting what's left for the adult daters of the world. My sincerest condolences.

>fair
Kys

Why is aquaman black?

Tell her to clean her room

well while it is perfectly fine to share house duties as a couple or family, it is also perfectly normal to have a traditional relationship where one person clean/cooks/manages the household and the family and the other works outside the home and brings in the money to pay for it all- later on they would (if applicable) share the duties of raising children.

and the Sloppy parenting thing is not exactly true. Many ppl don' t know how to cook and clean bc their parents worked all the time and were raised by childcare not providing training in these areas.

>Driving VAG shit

That's actually something I always wondered. It seems like I'm the only person in the world who can actually into housemaking stuff.

Literally no one I've met in my entire life is at my level. How hard is it to take care of a tiny fucking apartment?

being able to swim is a super power when you're black

You didn't really expect a woman who'd stoop to dating you to have her shit together, right user?

It's not about having a personal maid, it's about having someone with a basic sense of fucking hygene and cleanliness.

ahahaha what shithole do you live in? that's considered one of the plebian cars in switzerland

I live in America so the import rates are higher you dumb cuck.

it's not hard, it's just that most that don't do it don't like doing it and if you are socially awkward and avoid going outside you probably don't clean your apartment as much, because who's going to come visit you anyway?

the only reason i started cleaning and cooking is because i got bored of playing video games all day, lurking and watching movies and porn. and the only thing that can keep me occupied now days is house work on a regular basis.

Get your ass on a pay dating site, like match.com

my parents were super strict and i ended up being a messy.
>Welcome to the real world, jackass.
you have absolutely no idea of the real world kiddo. read a book about child development after you are done, maybe we can talk again afterwards

I wish I didn't blow it with the 7 I dated in college. If you're a tits man, her tits would have made her a 9.5. Took her virginity too. Sure enough, she went for a fat, ugly guy I went to high school with. Feels bad man.

must have had a few bye-bye-single-life dicks before she went for fatboy.

you always keep a girl for as long as possible if you take her virginity, specially when you are in college.

in the future, actors will be paid just for having their face on a cg body and voice simulated by computer from a range of samples

>You wouldn't believe how many single moms hop on my dick

Why would even think that counts for anything? They'll fuck literally anyone, because they have no choice. Anyone with standards won't even TALK to a single mother.

true

used one for free food and meals and just had to bang her. good times

Work less hours (don't give me some crap about how you love your job or you'll get fired) and take care of yourself. I've given up on finding a partner. Women only get worse and worse like and the ones that do learn the basics of cooking act like they're hot shit because modern society teaches women their only worth is their vagina.

Become self-sufficient. Maybe you'll find a qt wife when the world ends.

>Anyone with standards won't even TALK to a single mother

Just because you don't talk to your mom is no reason to go all projection and shit.

girls are nasty, also this to a lesser extent OP
good luck on your search

>make more money than 99% of the human race
>make more than your partner could ever dream of because you have invaluable skills honed through years of experience which they could never hope to replicate
>give them half your shit
>work 8+ hours daily
>"lets share all the household chores :)"

>fridge is filled with nothing but liqour.
I was going to say give her a break because women can't be expected to take care of themselves until I read this. She's already a lost cause, get out while you still can.

itt: bitter /r9k/s and guys who've not spoken to women other than their mothers and sisters

I've got lady bits and manage to keep my shit together despite teaching and finishing up a Ph.D in physics. I live alone, cook, clean, do chores, work out... I gotta say, from my range of interactions with other people, it's less a problem of one's sex or economic bracket, but a problem of generations.

I've met rich people and poor people, guys and gals, who are slovenly and can't into taking care of themselves. They don't bathe, don't keep their homes clean, and don't care. The common thread seems to be...they're my fellow millenials.

I don't know what happened to my generation. I have two friends for example, twins- a guy and a girl, raised in an upper-middle-class family and spoilt to fuck- who are straight up nasty. Fun to hang out with and play vidya, but damn do they need to acquaint themselves with soap and toothpaste. It seems like previous generations were raised with a cleanliness-next-to-godliness attitude but mine is just...???...for the most part and it fucken sucks for the few of us who DO care.

They work minimum wage and wonder why they don't put in effort? Are you that stupid?

>GRRRR DEM MILLENIALS

That is one of the most tired, cliche, pseudo intellectual insights. You're a mental midget.

This thread doesn't really seem to be about cooking.

>itt: bitter /r9k/s and guys who've not spoken to women other than their mothers and sisters
being this much of an obvious roastie
>I've got lady bits
wow bitch we really needed you to tell us

show us your tits

Hit it, quit it, and move on.

Never get into a LTR with a woman with poor personal hygiene and/or a slob. They are only cumdumpsters desu