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Connor Nelson
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Ayden Fisher
Got off the bus, about to cross the street, looked both ways, old lady starts to cross, pull her out of the way of a speeding car. Saved a life on the way to the liquor store. She was going there, too.
David Kelly
5 minutes ago, I'm at step 5 nigga
Joseph Baker
Nice. I'll bet saving someone's life is a good feeling. Did she buy your booze when you got to the liquor store?
Justin Perez
She didn't, but I didn't expect her too. She just said stuff about why she doesn't drive anymore. I didn't even think about it at the time, but it did feel good when I got home and realized what had happened. If I wasn't a drunk, I wouldn't have been taking the bus to buy cheap ass vodka. Irony in action.
John Cooper
combination of xanax, valium, carisoprodol, and benadryl is kicking in
bed time soon
Juan White
I like a benadryl after a night of drinking. But man, that shit lasts all the next day.
Henry Phillips
Don't remember, bro. I just woke up. I pissed myself again and I'm on the floor of my apartment I think. I actually don't want to get up because I feel like the world isn't spinning while I'm down here. I feel like if I stay down here with piss soaked pants time stands still.
But that's not true.
Aiden Reyes
I drank half a fifth of Smirnoff at a Halloween party
It was smooth (smoother than most (all?) other Vodkas I've had, which surprised me)
Anyway, we were smoking cigars on the porch and I was drunk enough to agree to do a "put em in a coffin" thing while making fun of a retard we all knew. I did it in on a shrub and completely flattened it and someone filmed it.
Later we got in an uber to my friends house and we were yelling at thots dressed like utter sluts on the sidewalk from the window of the car. Like literally yelling "SLUT" and the thot turned around and flipped us off. The uber guy was Muslim though so he enjoyed it.
Then I agreed to smoke weed (which I swore off for years) and walked home drunk at 3am. On the way home I went into a McDonalds bathroom and pissed on the toilet paper roll next to the toilet and got a 2 McChickens and an ice cream cone to go.
Mason Davis
I take it every night, I don't know what normal is anymore