/erotica/

Does Veeky Forums read erotica? Any of you faggots write?
What's your opinion of it? Is it more patrician than YA?

I think murakami had a scene in one of his books where this ghost girl was giving this guy a handjob. I dont remember its been a while since I've read it

Is there YA erotica?

I write. I've seldom read amatuer erotica that's good.

Do you publish? I hear there's a quick buck to make by publishing erotic shorts on kindle

That's basically the plot of Norwegian Wood

That's basically the plot of Looking for Alaska

I started out ghostwriting for people on a freelancing website and they in turn sold collections on Amazon. I made about forty bucks for average-length short stories. Then I set out on my own on Amazon and only moved a few copies, barely made anything.

A woman in my neighborhood does this kind of thing. She wanted me to proofread it, knowing I'm bookish or whatever. I got five pages in and she was already having the male protagonist show his woman the closeted delights of cervix massage. I told her I didn't have as much free time as I thought I did and that I couldn't do it. I look at her differently now when I see her walking her dog.

she wanted you to show her the closeted delights of cervix massage
you fucked up

>He didn't know all women are whores

Its 2017 come on

I read an embarrassing amount of smut fanfiction yes.

Fuck off, mom. -_-'

>didn't offer to recreate the scenes in person so that she could write them better
You missed your chance, user. She was probably waiting for you to offer.

>being this autistic
You missed out on rancid author pussy. Enjoy dying a virgin.

Erotica, like every other genre, can have merit.
I think The Story Of The Eye is the greatest book of all time, although you can hardly call any of that arousing. Bataille in general is a genius.

Venus In Furs is also really good. Modern erotica is pretty trash.

>Is it more patrician than YA?
hell yeah

I'm a girl.

How do you feel when you see people on here saying terrible things about women? Just wondering if you think we're all idiots in that respect, or if it gets to you.

Doesn't change anything.

Boys will be boys. :)

But the vitriol against women here is not the "boys will be boys" of alleged locker room talk. This isn't objectifying women, this is furiously arguing that women are inferior.

source on this hot as fuck trap?

the posts on this board are really tame

google nicholael

>tranny posting
back to /b/

Is there erotica where a boy becomes a beautiful young woman like OPs picture

>doesn't like delicious boidick

>>>/leddit/

I like to read erotic shorts and some longer amateur stuff. Have yet to see a good written erotic novel.

I sometimes write for a very specific group of people and they are getting good response. Out of this group my stuff gets torn apart, which i know is because its crap and i write like crap.

I don't see how that's relevant.

>Does Veeky Forums read erotica? Any of you faggots write?
I read lots and lots of porn... also some erotica.
(I rather read a juicy porn than watch film or pictures.)

I don't write porn. When I tried it, it tends to be mildly erotic instead of full pornographic.

Since I do enjoy that type of writing, I consider it a fine form of art.
No different than trying to convey any other emotion to your reader.

Poor Cinderella, cursed to a life of poverty, ridicule and servitude by her evil stepmother and ugly stepsisters. She’s so poor, she can’t even afford clothes that fit her, as she’s always spilling out of her rags. Then again, that seems to be an affliction shared by everyone in this telling of CINDERELLA so maybe it’s a kingdom-wide epidemic.

The king and queen are concerned about the prince, worrying that he doesn’t know enough about the opposite sex. Actually, the prince has slept with everything with a pulse. The problem is that just shy of his 21st birthday, he’s already so done with sex that he can’t even get excited anymore. They invite all the eligible ladies in the kingdom to a royal ball.

Everyone gets an invite, even the ugly stepsisters and even Cinderella. But the mean old stepmother tosses Cindy’s invitation in the fire, forcing her to pine away at home at have surreal nightmares about sexual assault and popcorn shooting out of a place that seems biologically impossible (Though not completely unamusing, this sequence is considerably darker than anything else in the film, and constitutes an abrupt though brief shift in tone).

But wait, Cinderella gets a visit from her Fairy Godmother (Sy Richardson). Not only is her godmother a flamboyant bisexual black man (“A fairy can go both ways.”), he’s actually little more than a thief. But as he’s robbing the house, even he is surprised to discover that he does possess some magic. He uses his magic wand to give Cinderella the makeover, the pumpkin coach and most importantly, at least to this story, a snapping pussy.

And yes, the royal ball does turn into an actual ball. After all the dancing and hors d’oeuvres are done, the prince blindfolds himself and samples several lucky ladies at random. Cinderella’s new gift is just the thing to get the prince’s juices going and Cindy seems pretty excited too. So later, when he roams the kingdom in search of his love, it’s not just the glass slipper that has to fit. Which makes sense. I mean, lots of women have the same shoe size. Finding something a little more intimate is going to be hard to duplicate.

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The title character (B-movie cult actress Cheryl Rainbeaux Smith) - rather than a glass slipper, had a "snapping pussy" given to her by her gay, black drag queen "fairy" godmother (Sy Richardson). Cinderella had two jealous (and lesbian) stepsisters:

Drucella (Yana Nirvana)
Marbella (Marilyn Corwin)
The two mocked her for wanting to go to the ball - they stripped her down for a bath and rubbed her chest with butter (not soap), dumped ashes (not bath powder) on her head, squashed berry juice onto her lips, cracked raw eggs on her head (as jewels for a tiara), and then draped her naked body with rags. They also forced her to operate a spinning wheel that pleasured them with corncob vibrators (orgasms produced popcorn!).

During a blindfolded orgy at the castle, the Prince (Brett Smiley) made love to a mysterious sex-partner that had been the best fit for him. However, she had fled from him when the hour came that she would be returned to her ordinary circumstances. He went door-to-door to every hovel to try to find the unique female with a "snapping pussy." He had to sample sex with each young farm-girl maiden to find the right 'snapper' including:

Redhead Farmgirl (Linda Gildersleeve)
Brunette Farmgirl (Elizabeth Halsey)
At Cinderella's house, he finally found what he was looking for.

Once upon a time, a beautiful girl came of age in the simple idyllic farm and manor. Her name was Cinderella, and she did not have a care in her innocent world. The eighteen year old shared the farm in a tiny kingdom with her mother and stepfather and two stepbrothers.

But things were about to change at the farm. Her mother was called away to care for her uncle in another realm.

Cinderella was to remain at the idyllic farm with her stepfather and help take care of him and his sons. 'Obey your Stepfather, my lovely Cinderella,' her mother said. 'Always do what he and your brothers tell you to do and things will go smoothly.'

'But, mama!' Cinderella whined, 'Why can't I go with you?'

Her Mother kept packing as her daughter pouted. 'My dear, Cinderella, my Uncle has forbade me to bring any of my children with me.'

'But, mama!' Cinderella whined, 'I'm eighteen years old, now!'

'That is exactly why you need to stay here with your Daddy & brothers,' Cinderella's mama looked past Cinderella's shoulder to the doorway where her handsome husband stood watching the situation carefully. 'I need you to take care of them and the farm.' Her mama stared at her husband when saying that with a shrewd smile on her face.

'But, mama,' Cinderella didn't notice her Stepfather behind her. 'Stepfather doesn't need me!'

'Now Cinderella,' the deep voice behind the girl said loudly - enough to startle poor Cinderella, she practically jumped out of her skin. 'What have I told you to call me?'

Cinderella swallowed and weakly said, 'Daddy.'

'And when are you to use that?' he chided.

'Always, Daddy.' Cinderella whispered. He was so big and tall and commanding. Her Stepfather made her feel weak and small. She automatically assumed the submissive position he prefers her to stand in, her hands behind her back and her head tilted to the ground.

'Don't you want to stay here with your Daddy and the boys?' Her Stepfather said standing behind her as he put a hand possessively on her neck, petting her slender neck with his thumb as he towered over her. The 'boys' he spoke of were his sons. Both were over 6 feet tall and as big and strong as their father. Malcolm was 21 years old and Rhile was 20.

Her stepbrothers always overwhelmed her. They seemed to leer at her all the time, making her feel self-conscience. Cinderella mumbled, 'I'd rather be with my mama.'

Her mama encouraged her to stay. 'Daddy and the boys need you here to look after them and take care of them.' Again she said that looking at her husband rather than Cinderella.

What Cinderella didn't know is that her mama was going to her Stepfather's uncle to pay off her Stepfather's debt. A debt that her submissive mama didn't want Cinderella to know about. A debt Cinderella's mother was commanded to pay by the dominant man standing behind her beautiful young daughter.

Her mother walked over to where her husband stood over Cinderella and touched her daughter's cheek. 'Obey your Daddy, my lovely Cinderella,' her mother said. 'Always do what he and your brothers tell you to do and things will go smoothly.'

'Yes, mama,' the eighteen year-old beauty promised.

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Cinderella's Submission Ch. 04 — Cin is forbidden to go to the ball & meets the fairies. by DesertLustin NonHuman03/04/164.35
Cinderella's Submission Ch. 03 — Tied-up in the forest, Cinderella meets her Prince. by DesertLustin Erotic Couplings03/03/164.34
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When all three had fucked Cinderella, Lucilla moved onto the next phase of her plan by bringing out a can of oil that she first had Cinderella apply to the cock, and then placed her on all fours and Rowena and Gleena hold open her ass cheeks. She then poured a good amount of oil into her anal passage, and before Cinderella could ask what she was doing, had begun to ease the fake cock into her backside. As with her other virginity Cinderella started screaming in pain, but that disappeared as the oil made the fucking effortless, and soon she was screaming and fucking in ecstasy. After each of them had fucked her ass, they then introduced her to double penetration as she was fucked by two at a time, and the night flew by until they all fell asleep in each other's arms.

Locker room talk takes the fact that women are inferior as given, arguing that women are inferior is at least up for contention.

"Wake up, Cinderella. Just because it's your birthday doesn't mean you get to slack off on the job. You have chores to do, so get to them. And don't worry about getting dressed, since you'll be celebrating buck naked and allow everyone to see just what a naked eighteen year old slut looks like. Now go!"

Cinderella hated the idea but had no choice, and all day she scrubbed the floors, tended the garden, and did all her daily chores naked to the world and was ogled by every man on the grounds, even some of the women. And as the day went on, word started to spread and she had spectators watching her naked body bend, twist, and sit until at sundown, tired, sweaty, and dirty and ready to go to bed, Cinderella is stopped from leaving the barn where her final chores were.

Cinderella was brought to a table and spread out on her back as the men, all naked by now and rubbing erections.

i'd like to write porn fairy tales like cormac mc carthy wrote post-apocalyptic sci-fi

but i'm afraid i'm just lying to myself and it's just an elaborate masturbation ploy

where are you miss kitty?

*by

I like the idea of includong gratuitous fuck scenes in my writing because it's the best way to introduce a character.
To draw a parralel, I have a far more intimate relationship with people who have swallowed the nut than I do family and friends.

There used to be a lot of money in it, then some buzzfeed look alike found out about the monster rape and kiddie diddling incest ranch stuff and amazon purged/ introduced "the dungeon."
Essentially adult erotica is hard as fuck to find in search terms and most of it doesn't come up in suggested reading, completely killing the chance to build a readership base.
Despite the fact that it was booming so hard previously.

Third party here, the number of times my fuck ditch has heard her mothers friends advise her to lie about child molestation in order to get full custody and the house during a divorce has convinced me that men have nothing to feel ashamed of when it comes to banter.

The story of Rhodopis, recounted by the Greek geographer Strabo in around 7 BC, about a Greek slave girl who marries the king of Egypt, is considered the earliest known variant of the "Cinderella" story.

That their main characters aren’t exactly the epitome of empowered feminism didn’t prevent them from attracting their demographic targets. While the lush, PG-rated fairy tale went after the family crowd and the lusty, R-rated erotic fable went after older women, both films basically share the same plot: A girl falls for a man of means who allows her to escape her dreary life, upgrade her wardrobe, and find true love.

A man in a legal but hurtful business needs an escort for some social events, and hires a beautiful prostitute he meets... only to fall in love.

The life of a simple bookshop owner changes when he meets the most famous film star in the world.

1. She’s no hooker, she’s a lady. While Vivian eagerly plies her trade, the script goes out of its way to portray her to be several steps above the average sex worker. She has no pimp. She doesn’t kiss on the mouth (“too personal”). She carries an array of condoms (“I’m a safety girl”). She doesn’t do drugs (she stopped when she was 14). She has good hygiene (Edward catches her flossing her teeth in the bathroom). She knows arcane facts about cars and the human body (“You know your foot’s as big as your arm from your elbow to your wrist?”). And the only reason she initially agrees to pose as Edward’s lady friend during his business trip is that her roommate Kit spent all their rent money on drugs. Vivian in her tacky attire might initially shock the snooty clientele in the lobby at Edward’s swanky Beverly Hills hotel, but she cleans up quite nicely — and is a quick learner when it comes to fitting in.

Early in her career, Roberts could be almost cartoonishly beautiful with her big eyes, voluminous hair, and super-wide smile. And Gere often gave off a chilly, invulnerable, somewhat dangerous aura as he strutted across the screen. But her warmth and his cool struck a very happy medium in “Pretty Woman.” You can see how well they click in an improvised scene, where Edward shows Vivian the $25 million necklace that he wants her to wear to the opera. When she reaches in to touch it, Gere suddenly snaps the jewelry case shut as if it were an alligator’s jaws. Roberts reacts with a fit of raucous laughter, and Marshall smartly decided to keep the now-famous scene in the movie.

Isn't that the plot to 'Notting hill'?

A Fairy Godfather. Hector Elizondo’s stuffy hotel manager Barney is initially on high alert when he first spies Vivian stomping through his lobby in her thigh-high black vinyl boots, blond wig, and midriff-baring minidress. But he soon becomes disarmed by Vivian’s frank street-smart demeanor and not only arranges for her to buy a cocktail dress from a friend who works in a store, but also gives her a primer on table manners to prepare her for Edward’s business dinner. Barney also facilitates Edward finding Vivian at the end of the movie.

No!
It's Cinderella!

A cultural high point. Edward decides to take Vivian to her first opera, a production of “La Traviata,” which happens to be about a nobleman who falls in love with a courtesan — a subtle rebuke to anyone who criticizes “Pretty Woman” for its similar premise. Vivian is mesmerized by what she has witnessed and, when asked by an old-lady patron what she thought of the opera, she excitedly exclaims, “Oh, it was so good, I almost peed in my pants.” When the woman looks puzzled, Edward quickly explains, “She said that she liked it better than ‘Pirates of Penzance.’”

LOS ANGELES—Wicked Pictures and parody maestro Axel Braun have locked in plans to tackle Cinderella as the third project under the new Wicked Fairy Tales imprint, following AVN Editor's Choice-garnering debut Snow White XXX and the forthcoming Sleeping Beauty XXX.

Wicked Girl and 2014 AVN Awards co-host Samantha Saint will take the title role in Cinderella XXX: An Axel Braun Parody, written once again by Braun and Mark Logan.

"Samantha was my first choice, and not because she's a Wicked Girl," Braun said. "Her facial features bear a striking resemblance to the Disney version of the character, and she has an innocence about her which is in stark contrast with the explosive strength of her sexual performances. I'm very much looking forward to working with her, and I really believe she will make an amazing Cinderella."

Well to be fair, high school was some time ago, and my teacher was rather old. But I'm glad to know this before I become a teacher myself!

They tell the fabulous story that, when she was bathing, an eagle snatched one of her sandals from her maid and carried it to Memphis; and while the king was administering justice in the open air, the eagle, when it arrived above his head, flung the sandal into his lap; and the king, stirred both by the beautiful shape of the sandal and by the strangeness of the occurrence, sent men in all directions into the country in quest of the woman who wore the sandal; and when she was found in the city of Naucratis, she was brought up to Memphis, became the wife of the king ...

"Axel's movies are the crème de la crème when it comes to showcasing what this industry can produce. His work is so consistent that it's no surprise he's won Director of the Year four years in a row, and I want to do everything I can to help him win a fifth time. He truly is one of the very best.”

In scene eight, Rhodopis delivers a strong performance. Rhodopis was always a super cocksucker, so I wasn't surprised that her scene was one of the best on the disc. Here, the Greek slave girl is nude and looks very cute. Right away she gets the guy's cock wet with her drool. Every chance she gets, i.e. when she comes up for air, she remembers to make eye contact with the camera. Rhodopis looks like she is enjoying herself here. She knows how to use the drool better than any girl here. She sucks the guy's rod from a few difference angles for about eight minutes. Despite her efforts, the guy still has to whack off. Rhodopis makes the most of it and positions her open mouth and extended tongue as close to the tip of the cock as possible. He cums on her tongue and she expels most of his goo a few seconds later. Some of his jizz lands on Rhodopis's lips and chin.

In the 'extras' for 'Cinderella', Rhodopis mentions she doesn't have anal in the movie because she just had surgery to repair her anus due to a heavy duty pounding from an 'actor.' She talks about it so casually--I guess it's just a hazard of her job. Kinda funny, but sad, too. Anyone heard about this?

It's Kafka on the Shore and she wasn't a ghost but his "sister"

capped you fucking autist

i wrote like, one, and am writing another.

i'm proud of the first one, but the second one just seems like it's using more regurgitated stuff from the first one.

they're both fucking gay though

Anais Nin has some good stuff

A polite example of internalized misogyny if I've ever seen one

I feel unsurprised as I am riotously aware that I'm browsing Veeky Forums.org, sweet user

>riotously aware that I'm browsing Veeky Forums.org
so... you know the rules?

>It's an extremely specific anatomical and specific sex scene written by a man in his 50s episode.

hey, femanon!
i was wondering, how explicit is too explicit for you and your kind?
what kind of prose melts your butter?
would you care to provide some examples?
kthxbye

Can you elaborate on this?

I breathe, eat, and shit writing, so it shouldn't be too much of a surprise that erotica arouses me more than both porn and actual sex due to the limits you can push with it. Is there any real money to be made with casual self-publishing of high-quality erotica?

>high-quality

I think you're getting the wrong impression here.

...

Everyone is different, but it's all about the buildup. The characters, the setting, mood and consequences.
And once you get to what could be explicit, you cut away from the characters and allow the reader to take a break from reading. If you get what I mean.

in other words, you don't like explicit
right?

this threads on Veeky Forums are always comfy
it's my favorite place on the interwebz to interact with grills desu

best erotic lit i've read so far was a chapter in "if on a winter's night a traveller..."

I've taken scenes with a hint of romance and imagined the most kinky erotic stuff going on just outside of them.
I always used to imagine male characters as females, so as to fit my fantasies, but then often enough the leads wouldn't be having sex, I just made them.

you're a lesbian?

you know she fucks the dog right

Nobody does erotica like Anne Rice.