Unreadable shit

>Unreadable shit

Using made up adjectives and nouns to set a scene with telling what they actually mean in the first place. This is literally like reading the illegible shit smears of a mad mans padded cell.

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Watch this instead:
youtube.com/watch?v=DOQNGrUcK4c
youtube.com/watch?v=NDec7qo9Epc

>Unreadable shit

Using made up adjectives and nouns to set a scene with telling what they actually mean in the first place. This is literally like reading the illegible shit smears of a mad mans padded cell.

Honestly the Silmarillion was great
But I've tried the Unfinished Tales, and if you want something unreadable, go this way

newsflash: Toke was a shitty genre writer.

Muh hobbit songs
Muh pointless Tom Bombadil

These are good as well
youtube.com/watch?v=qVvKiNxVqJU
youtube.com/watch?v=6PdgtVXft6Y

Hop along, my little friends, up the Withywindle!
Tom's going on ahead candles for to kindle.
Down west sinks the Sun: soon you will be groping.
When the night-shadows fall, then the door will open,
Out of the window-panes light will twinkle yellow.
Fear no alder black! Heed no hoary willow!
Fear neighter root nor bough! Tom goes on before you.
Hey now! merry dol! We'll be waiting for you!

>unreadable shit
Stop being such brainlet

This entire thread is ass. Why is Veeky Forums garbage these days.

Luckily we had this post.
>I used to do that, stepping in shit to show the rest it was really shit, but then I became a certified shitposter and knew: 'Better to shit in public, then step to in shit with pride'