i want to see your fuck off meals posted in this thread. for the uninitiated, fuck off meals are basically meals that you'd love to eat several times per day but know you shouldn't because it would kill you.
for me, it would be a 40 oz steel reserve + big sloppy burger. pic semi related
I live in the Midwest. Is pic really what food looks like at Whataburger? If so. Fuck man for fast food that doesn't look too bad compared to my area.
Isaiah Jones
never been man. i live in the northeast, we dont have that shit here
Anthony Barnes
A big old tuna melt with onion rings and a lager.
Camden Diaz
I could go for a... Barbecue bacon burger, large order of fries, orange soda with no ice, and a piece of hot apple pie.
Michael Ramirez
any and all chinese food
especially chicken and broccoli
Brayden Gray
I'm from the Midwest and have eaten at Whataburger a few times. The burgers are pretty good and the Whatachick'n is the best chicken sandwich I've ever had.
Blake Foster
yes, the patty melt looks like that or often even better, it is S tier fast food burger
Aaron Cook
Goddamn I want to try it now. Don't think there are any remotely close to Kansas City though unfortunately.
Anthony Powell
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Carson Evans
yup....basically two or three of those + a steel reserve 40 oz and im a happy dude
Jackson Perry
half a meatloaf and a gallon of mashed potatoes with butter and sour cream
Cameron Murphy
...
Christian Taylor
>steel reserve you either live in a low point state or have no taste buds. low point sr tastes like water, high point sr tastes likes skunk
Ayden Baker
two or three what the fuck? how many of you niggers are obese
William Miller
Bojangles (KFC/Popeyes type chain in the south) has a "jambalaya bowl" that's basically a superior version of the KFC famous bowl. Chicken, sausage, cheese, and a bunch of other shit piled over rice. Douse that fucker in hot sauce then take a nap.
Ethan Long
I’m thicc, not obese, and yes 2 or 3 is what it would take for me to be satisfied. Don’t know what to tell you. Those fuckers are good. How could you only eat one?
Landon Wright
>bear mode unlocked
Andrew Powell
No shit, that fucker is a tank.
Nolan Roberts
Here it is.
William Cooper
fuck that looks delicious. i really hate living in New England.
Isaiah Jones
Fucking none of this shit in Bongoand. The five guys near me charges three times the cost here than it does in the states, and the patties are smaller. Reeeeeee, I miss my burgers.
Carter Jackson
If I didn't blow up like a balloon, and if it wasn't so obnoxiously expensive, I'd live off of this.
Liam Myers
Ice cream is good to top off a meal but I wouldn’t binge on that alone. It doesn’t have the salty savoryness to it that REALLY hits the spot
Josiah Allen
frozen pizza and budweiser. I belong in the trailer park
Ian Watson
Some ice creams have pretzals and stuff but yeah you're right.
If I had to choose something savory. I can't lie I have a guilty pleasure for McDonalds McNuggets. Or a Double Quarter Pounder with Cheese.
Owen Taylor
/thread right here boys
Isaac Lee
>doesn't have the best flavor I fucking hate Jimmy Fallon but this is some of the best ice cream I've ever had.
Zachary Brown
40oz of King Cobra and a anchovy pizza
Or a 40oz of King Cobra and any Tasty Burger combo
Gabriel Wood
Good choice
Joshua Stewart
If I could eat canes for every meal I would, also Cane's is best when you are plastered at 2 in the morning and devouring a caniac combo with a large sweet tea
Cooper Gray
>tfw not living in the south only having access to shitty ass kfc Sucks desu
Elijah Collins
The south is shitty as fuck, extremely hot, too many nigger, bugs fucking everywhere, our politicians and education are shit, but mother fuck do we have some good food and culture.
Tried moving away a couple years ago and couldn't stand not having southern cooking, people always make fun of everyone being fat down here, but they haven't felt this temptation, it's easy to east shitty healthy food when "good food" is some food chain
Kevin Bailey
uhh user not that bear...
James Wilson
5 mini shredded chicken quesadillas from taco bell. God damn those things are like crack and theyre cheap af. Could eat them every meal if it wouldnt make me fat
I found a damn good gravy recipe for poutine and now making it at home is not only more delicious it's cheaper as well
I could eat this until my heart pops
James Collins
Post recipe now
Owen Kelly
double quarter pounder has too much meat. Makes me feel sick afterwards. Can eat a big mac or even a quarter pounder fine but the two patties is just too beefy.
Jacob Johnson
>1 cup chicken stock 2 cups beef stock >3 tbs flour/3 tbs butter >make a roux out of butter and flour, add a couple teaspoons of garlic powder (more or less to taste) >add liquid a little bit at a time and whisk until smooth, simmer until thickened to your liking >salt and pepper, add flavorings of your choice but I usually use worcestershire, maggi, kitchen bouquet, tsp of tomato paste, etc.
After that I double deep fry the potatoes in peanut oil, don't use anything else because nothing compares
Kevin Martin
Yeah the NE sucks, I miss Texas for the food.
Bentley Hernandez
home made chili, and I do eat it for every meal when I make it
Mason Cooper
I would also choose ice cream. Probably wouldn't go with B&J if i was forced to pick a brand.
For savory that's a really hard choice between lasagna and pizza.
Isaac Howard
Chili cheese dogs are a guilty pleasure of mine. Could probably eat them every day if I didn't know better. As for drinks probably Yeungling Porter or Patron Cafe.
Carson Gomez
>Best chicken sandwich I have had. Not a delicious fag kicken chicken sandwich from the good Christians at Chick-Fil-A.
Connor Carter
Sushi if it didn't make me over mucousey and overall full
Jaxon Martin
Used to live in San Antonio, Whataburger is great, used to get a double Whataburger, Coke and fries. Patty melt is good to. They can do literally anything any other place can do but better
Jeremiah Reyes
>all these "northeasterners" pining for this slop It looks gross as fuck desu. Go back to wherever you came from if you want greasy putrid food.
Ayden Nguyen
Recently Ive been driving around at night with a burrito in one hand. So I guess that.
Andrew Nelson
Double baconater from Wendy's and a six pack of sierra nevada torpedo
Eli Watson
It would have to be a huge bowl of spaghetti bolognese with a load of parm, a stick of garlic bread and a vat of red wine. Then, hagen daz praline ice cream with fudge sauce. Then straight into bed and watch a series of walking dead to drift off into the land of the diabeetus.
Parker Nelson
They recently changed their Whatachicken. I've only had it once and I'm uncertain as to whether it's for good or for worse.
It's definitely not as crispy/crunchy as at was, it has less breading, but I think it tastes better over all.
Noah Reed
Drumsticks.
Chase Gomez
A girl stuff bacon burrtango, with bacon, also a seen a minute twisty, extra bacon, and I'll have some bacon please. Widdly scuds.