Tfw Veeky Forums ruins ur life

>be me
>in uni
>taking a summer online english comp 1 class
>since class is online professor sets up an online forum for us to discuss our papers and simulate classroom discussion
>can make a profile
>class is full of chads and staceys
>part of participation points for each assignment involves having to leave feedback on 3 other students' essays
>decide to leave Veeky Forums memes as feedback
>1st reading chad's paper about how he is a super deep guitarist who walks on the beach
>"no discernible talent"
>submit
>2nd reading stacey's paper about how much she loves her grandma and how they have a super special relationship
>"positively absurd"
>submit
>3rd reading brad's paper about how his plans for the future
>"pure ideology"
>submit
>cackling wildly imagining classmates reading my reviews
>get email from professor next day saying he is removing me from the class for failing to adhere to guidelines outlined in the syllabus about being considerate and good-faith participation
>now no hope of regaining financial aid for fall semester and have to leave uni

Lit didn't ruin your life. Your own retardation did.

Ah well sweetie, it was bound to happen eventually.

brainlet.

I really want this to be true.

>being this Veeky Forums

Fucking kek I want this to be true.

>online class

Nothing of value was lost. I want to this badly, which memes should I say?

I want to send some Zizek's jokes.

this is /b/ tier

this is the first good thread in a month faggot

>a month
is that when how long ago you found out about this secret club on reddit?

I teach college comp. You deserve to lose your financial aid.

You did nothing wrong OP, keep fighting the good fight

Back to /r/books faggots

Girl detected. Show tits or fuck off.

Because I didn't play by the rules?

>reality is never ever /b/ tier

>samefagging this hard

>I'm a retard online for a reason, it is an escape
>Never go full retard in real life
>The person you are online is not the real you and should not be

Our online masks are more true than our "real" selves which are only created in response so societal pressures. Who I am online is who I really am and that includes me whilst I am catfishing.

>going to uni to study literature

I bet you're American and monolingual too, right?

No. Your group identity is your true identity. I know you're a reclusive sperg but that's biology

"Group identity" is literally an oxymoron.

Funniest thing I've read today and in the past week, lit has really ruined my life

>when a redditor doesn't know how to check for same fagging

no, you'll find it's not

>implying OP left his basement
>implying this isn't le epin spagehhtit bookstore thread posted to get edgy screencaps for r/Veeky Forums

what idiot doesn't read the syllabus?