My vagina when he owns a copy of Infinite Jest

>my vagina when he owns a copy of Infinite Jest

>my dick when she's 3D

>tfw no gf

stopped this shilled feminist/anti-feminist crap. don't let a fucking meme control your life.

unironically true. women bitch about pynchon and hemingway in the same manner. "bro lit" they call it.

same person

>implying we haven't left females behind a long, long time ago

You would never come within 100 yards of my bookshelf you vapid bitch.

>tfw you're a male who hates DFW's style and gave up on IJ and a male whom you respect sticks up for him, causing you to bow to the They-self and say things like "He isn't that bad" when you really think that he was everything wrong with modern fiction and modern journalism all at once, submitting intellectually to the dominant male
Ladies: if in such a situation I were to defend my thesis that DFW was shit, would I be more attractive?

you dont want anything to do with these women, they are disgusting people who will bring you nothing but ruin.

>mfw my qt 3.14 gf bought my a signed copy of Infinite Jest
>mfw she's the greatest person I've ever met (and not because of the signed IJ)
>mfw she loves loves lit and doesn't shit on books just because they have a male audience
>mfw when her favorite book is Dead Souls
>mfw I get to read Calvino next to her tonight (almost at the end of if on a winter night a traveler... if you catch my drift)

Find a decent woman, guys.

anti-feminist? I don't even think about feminists. I had a variety of experiences with women growing up and that's why I know they are an absolute waste of time.
>hurrr I put all of my conscious and unconscious time and resources into trying to stick my seminal positor into a mucus-lathered orifice durrr stop letting x control your life bro hurrrrr
insect.

This is true of all people.

woman on damage control

this isn't true. there's at least two of us

in fact I'd guess there are about eight.

but I would also guess that and are the same person due to their indentation style.

>LOL literature makes women want to fuck u guise!

Stop perpetuating this meme you faggots. The only thing the average woman reads are facebook posts or cheap masturbatory aids not real books.

Every girl I've met thinks hemingway is boring. He is literally too Veeky Forums for half the world.

americans aren't even 5% of the world

What if I own a copy but didn't enjoy it?

wowee, i forgot how edgy you mgtow guys can be.

>maybe if i refer to sex using dry, medical language people will think I have an insightful, enlightened view of relationships XD

>mfw when
i was with you for a minute there at least

>insect.

genuinely lol'd at this level of angst

thank you

Wow why are incels always so fucking mad?