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Them fucking chimp hands trying to peel the banana

>tfw no qt wife trying her best

There was really no reason for him to be in a car for this.

>first glob of mayo
Dude you didn't finish spreading it
>2nd glob of mayo
Jesus dude chill out
>3rd glob of mayo
This has to be a home
>banana
What the fuck?

Is this that Jack fellow everyone shitposts?

no, his name is Joey.

youtu.be/2XP-LDh8TyI

Oh yeah. I remember that guy.

this is the same guy

woowooWooOOwoo

>ultra-refined japanese cuisine
>plain rice
>some beef
>an egg
fuckin bravo

WA-LA

>Cooking with Goku

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>flyovers enjoy this

No, this is Jack.

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Chinese chef originally, and by this time he was a monk, so it's simple monastery type food. That's a part of the humor.

>He's only an orange belt

There is literally nothing wrong with being gay.

>that peasant hand
how revolting

Has spinkle salt on elbow mediterranean man found his match?

wat
what's the exact function of that machine?

to divide the spagoot

This is how spaghetti is made nowadays. Sorry to ruin the magic for you

it sorts the strands by length

You're right, there isn't.

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jesus christ

Joey, pin me with your hot thick limp morning sausage and smother me in buttermilk.

can't be arsed to make a webm but here it is:
youtube.com/watch?v=o5qJ3MAPxS8

>degreasing pizza
Ulillillia would be so proud

Do Americans really make the disabled cook their own meals?

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Caught completely off guard

>all those robots frantically trying to pick up individual links and sort them out

There must be a better and much simpler way to sort the sausages out. Just cmon dude.

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did he really need to film this in his car?

I bring you pizza

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full video
youtu.be/twnIEJdzzws

Just subhuman things.

It makes my blood boil that this man thinks he has a right to exist. If see another Jack webm I'm going to kill myself

Pointless

>>here's your $45 alfredo sir

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Is that supposed to be ice cream soup?

Considering the food being eaten he's probably homeless.

she's cute af

God, he's a retard. Aren't those Kitchenaid stand mixers like $1000 each? Why would he spend that much on something he'll never be able to use?

You can just tell this guy is a massive queer that bottoms from that webm.

Meat is a bit burnt but tell me it doesn't still look pretty good.

Is there a difference from eating the animal alive and killing it and deep frying it?

Disgusting American trash. I bet all that meat was frozen, and that undefined sauce looks like month old cocacola-piss, and to top it off, the meat was either over cooked or undercooked. And the bun looks shitty too.

Like seriously "mmm look lots of shitty meat" how American can you get.

>T. Subhuman gook

The difference is that the animal doesn't suffer to be consumed in Western society, you self important slantnigger

No, but when I was in high school, they made them clean the cafeteria.

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That doesn't make any sense

DAMN! he would look so much better with a beard

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>Milo
damn

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those would be delicious and the gif is interesting but damn those little shits are cute.

Wifey material
Confirmed
Got my guns blazing

Loko webms shall follow

DELET THIS

>*taps the knife*

>No face protection

Really Adam?

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Is it their blood draining from their body or is there something else going on here?

best hong kong movie ever

Their chromatophores defaulted back to their natural state since they're dead.

We gon eat good tonight boy.

chromatophores, I think

Interesting. I wish I could change my skin color with muscle contractions.

>I wish I could change my skin color with muscle contractions.

is this what nuggets are made of?

Those are cuttlefish. They can control what color they are for camouflage and communications purposes. When they die, they go back to their "normal" color.

why?

neat

>livestock kept in the squalid conditions of factory farms don't suffer
>wild game thrown into violent death spasms after being stuck with arrows by rednecks who want to be special don't suffer
At least invertebrates can't feel suffering. That little octopus felt less stress being eaten alive than the chicken that was ground into your McChicken felt living its short life in a filthy cage.

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Decantering from such a height!

there's nothing wrong with degreasing pizza, fatass

dont look now but your penis envy is showing

lmao just hunt for your animals and land a clean kill
lmao just trap with a method that kills instantly or nearly instantly