Are these any good? I got a coupon for buy one get one free and I haven't left my house in a week

Are these any good? I got a coupon for buy one get one free and I haven't left my house in a week.

Probably edible.

Prepare for loud large farting and salty blue piss

Better than expected

>blue piss
Explain how.

It tastes like a big mcdonalds cheeseburger

Had one in a McPick 2.
They're alright, just get some fries to slap between the cheese and you're set for Flavortown.

The golden house of clown is a magical horrible place

the meat has an odd texture to it. macdoogal's says it's 100% beef...but i'm skeptical

the bun has its own odd texture as well

you'll be hungry 1 hour after eating this meal

your farts will smell like a petroleum refinery

Let's address that agoraphobia first user. What's the matter bud?

C'mon OP do it.. do it for Ronald

I'm a NEET so I have no reason to go out except the grocery store and I have no friends or acquaintances who knows why, Asperger's, ptsd from child abuse etc

>you'll be hungry 1 hour after eating this meal
This. I get hungry soon after any McD's meal, it's like it only satiates my craving to eat/taste food but not my actual hunger.

get the mcrib, it's back

They're pretty bland and the meat has a spongy texture, but they're edible.

I eat 4 of them a day

maybe in one day, but not every single day, you would die

Lol

Yeah it's a quarter pound of messy farts

I feel like the " I haven't left my house in a week" part needs an explanation. are you asking if buying one is worth breaking your streak? if so then no

nvm

its 100% beef, blended with lots of black pepper.

Oh shit really?

I best hit them up.

Please take a shower and put on clean clothes before going outside, think of the poor cashier who has to smell you