Name a more refreshing food

Name a more refreshing food.
Because watermelon is so refreshing, it makes it a perfect breakfast.

pineapple

Asian pear is canonically the most refreshing food.

Watermelon is not even the best melon, let alone the best fruit.

cucumber.
as cool as a cucumber bby

Fuck off Jamal, other melons are better

what the fuck honeydew is actually the worst melon
get off my board honeydew salesman

t. nigger

it's literally WATERmelon. mango/peach/nectarines are good contenders but a good, cold, solid watermelon is probably #1.

Fuck honeydew. I'd take a cantaloupe over that shit.

Oh, dat' er watermelyon, hoo boy!

But on a serious note, it's great when it's locally in season but it doesn't store well so there's a very short window when you can enjoy it.

watermelon juice is a potent diuretic, enjoy your kidney stones faggot.

Its why you eat the watermelon, retard

ok

I cant eat it but its one of the best foods for you on the planet

This is just to say

I have eaten
the plums
that were in
the icebox

and which
you were probably
saving
for breakfast

Forgive me
they were delicious
so sweet
and so cold

>thinking diuretics cause kidney stones
It's literally the exact opposite. Maybe that explains why you piss a mixture of gravel and blood.

The haters just haven't had good dew. I'm with you.

in the American Grain, i see.

Monster Energy White

some diuretics can cause kidney stones as part of the mechanism that makes them diuretics. they probably assumed that applied to all diuretics instead of just one class of them, whereas you made the opposite assumption.

watermelons are literally unironically a way to store water in arid environments. you can't compete with the bastards when it comes to refreshment, anyone who tries is a fool.

It's supposed to be "watermelon is not the best fruit, let alone the best melon"

>only black people eat watermelons
Must suck depriving yourself of all kinds of food because people you irrationally hate eat it as well

FUCKING YESSSSS

WATERBLELONNNN

WATERMELON IS THE BEST FRUIT OF ALL TIME

ALL OTHER FRUIT ARE SECONDARY

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