Nude restaurant in Paris

eater.com/2017/11/6/16612270/onaturel-naked-restaurant-open-france-paris

Would you be willing to try this? I'm curious but skeptical.

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what do you think?

Not in the slightest. No point going to a restaurant if I am going to lose my appetite the moment I walk through the door.

I already do this at home.

but its Paris, not burgerland

I would go, but I want to wear my panties.

stinky and somewhat shitty. I can tell you never been

i have but stinky is better than obese

About 1 in 10 people is obese in France.

I bet there is tons of pubes floating around in the air

>drops hot soup

Not to mention the tourists.

I doubt the seats are very clean.

I always wanted to spill hot food directly onto my dick while in public.

FUCK no.

Only beta men and attention whoring women would go to a restaurant that used nudity as a selling point.

The entire concept is pathetic.

how am I supposed to tip with a rip tho?

Expectation: full of nude hot french models
Reality: full of obese tourists and perverts

>covering your penis
missing the point of a nude resort 2bh

IDEA

A nude restaurant, but blind. Curtains drawn, and lights off, but all servers and other non-kitchen staff are naked. (kitchen staff are only not naked for safety reasons.)

Imagine the smell of naked frenchmen, perverts, and obese tourists in the dark. It'd be like a haunted house except the reality is a thousand times scarier.

What next? A restaurant run by furry wearing their fursuit to serve food?

>It'd be like a haunted house except the reality is a thousand times scarier.
Sounds like it's working.

rock bands do this w/ runes n tunes

youtube.com/watch?v=La9JZzfWDdw

I'm fat so I would leave my shirt on and just unzip my pants and take my dick out

still better than where I live.

From the article:
"While dining in the nude might inspire curiosity from passersby, the owners have outfitted the restaurant windows and entryway with thick blackout curtains to ensure customers’ privacy."

How long until it gets bombed in the name of the religion of peace?

That sounds just as appealing as wanting to go to a nude beach

What fucking difference is there to eating clothed or unclothed?
Absolute wank imo