Join school Veeky Forums club

>join school Veeky Forums club
>first meeting for the semester
>"so, which boards do you go to, user?"
>Um, Veeky Forums...
>sweaty /sp/ members start doing a weird finger gesture, kind of like a sideways v
>they say, "two thousand and seventeen, being a foodie'
>everyone starts laughing, even the girls from /an/ and /cgl/
>no one else from Veeky Forums
that feel when...

>Veeky Forums club
is that a real thing

Yeah nobody ever invites you because they think your posts suck

>even the girls from /an/ and /cgl/
just remind them that they havent even been knotted

>Veeky Forums club

Irl gold membership?

I was in Veeky Forums club for 2 years before I realized that they had a website

The last time I went to a Veeky Forums meetup it was full of /tv/ autists, we rock up to a pub and there was about 20 of us, the barman says 'Wow you're a big group' and about 15 people automatically reply 'For you' and start laughing like a bunch of retards, I had to leave.

>forget my cutting knife so I can't eat my sirloin
>guy from /a/ lends my his katana

/tv/'s the best board though.

>All the /v/ members just call every suggested videogame shit
>By the end of the semester they've yet to actually set up and play a game together, save one or two people playing Smash Bros or something

>don't do it don't do it don't do it don't do it
>FOR YOU HAHA HAHAHA
>bollocks

>join school Veeky Forums club

let me stop you right there
why don't you just take a seat, McKay? just take a seat. eh why don't you just stop, ok? its time to stop.

>go to Veeky Forums club
>Veeky Forums discussing best sips
>/sp/ discussing women
>/hr/ discussing women
>Veeky Forums recs me a new car
>/an/ brings a kot that everyone huddles around and watches
>/adv/ hangs with stacies
>Veeky Forums flexing and staring at stacies
>Veeky Forums gives me a free rolex

I want reddit to go back

>Veeky Forums
>not fucking and sucking each other off

then leave

This post is pure cancer.

N-no homo

>clearly distraught from personal issues at home
>feel comfortable enough to discuss it with my Veeky Forums club
>/adv/ tells me to kill myself

>Sweaty /co/ users in the corner mumbling about how I'm "their waifu"
>Ask me if I want to watch Samurai Jack with them, but I suggest Rick and Morty instead
They still haven't stopped screaming...

You should've showed them business cards straight from the printers

Kek

>/bant/ only repeats "be american, get shot", "BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS", or "sakuya giving the cirno the fishe"

>Veeky Forums
>not repeatedly killing themselves as their alts crash (with BTC soon to follow)

>/jp/ are all foreign exchange students

>they're playing wolfenstein 2

>Veeky Forums is mostly waifufags who have a weird taste in women.

>>join school Veeky Forums club

check it btw

>/an/ brings a kot that everyone huddles around and watches

someone post the screenshot about the guy that does greentext in real life

BTC will never crash
nice