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Winkleberry shrugged

The smell of pancakes waft into the room, following a jocular crashing. What a joyous occasion it is.

-yet Burger King had not opened yet. Disappointment filled the air like oxygen, but he didn't care. He knew the Thyme was coming.

As he put his cigarette out onto the local shitposting /pol/yp, he smuggly smiled as the hissing of burning flesh filled his ears followed by a high pitch scream. He proceeded to kick the /pol/yp in the belly, and laughed as the balding 22 year old man could do nothing but shake and curse in his chains, as he quietly mumbled "c-cuck"

oogee boogee boogy boo

he wept

"you niggas got any menthols 'round here?"

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To hither whence round more? Dairy, wary, never parry, kerry yon fairy, ever counterrevolutionary, that forlorn apothecary, fore the literary intermarry of honorary January, arbitrary secondary, made to miscarry stationary? Unwary abampere hot year for good month, ever there were! Lit fit, the quit nit, bit spit whit sunlit. Podunk, what we love to be as more the considered what the others for them to be considered themselves something of what we want of the more the value of what we want of our own piece of there, in there that there be there, there will be what others will want to go the far unreach there more no more gone are we than that which we are try to go, that far more. And for there we done for now gone are the consider just certain you we hear over not there here we are and writ it be not afraid when we are wend?

What splotch burn trans the more, just so that jostling could be done at more than the reference it itself could get at? What more could for the done had just the boar yet!

IN his heart though, what Tyersius craved was his father's affection.

He took a swig of grape drank, letting his mind wander .

"shiet mang, es jus finna trap, erry'ere," Coronius waxed, slowly coming under codine's grasp

>black naming conventions get so strange they inadvertently become Roman

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"save changes. Depress'd wench sitting on the sighs 'long the road and the road. ”

"change the changes. Prithee wench lil teen"

“princess. Holp me! "

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at which hour that gent did start to crawleth coequal m're dang'rously dram troubleth w'rry. Obviously, the w'rst rats song crawleth, thee hangeth below. Those gents art in one week to breaketh t.

group to followeth throughout the day shall beest in the lasteth five days seeth oil : how doth thee doth now it? wh're is that gent? user wouldst beest a diff'rent lodging. Nay, t wast. This p'rson might not but taketh careth of the possible community citizens. I wast th're yond day and hath decided to calleth the auth'rities, the police cameth to taketh the boys with that gent to a psychiatric hospital. Forsooth, children couldst result yond white mice and oth'r insects has't skuldugg'ry tools. This police to protecteth people from the house of insane, "kojikihime is" crazy crazy nimble-footed, that gent tooketh careth not to doth something wild. F'r this reasoneth, "the beggar van princess, did pull by a team from the psychiatric hospital wenteth to the psychiatric hospital, hath passed h're by the public.

"y'all got sweet tea?"

That's some pretty sweet handwriting there.

and the lasteth timeth i did see this song crazy five princess. Of course, i desire v'ry valorous, wend to recov'ry. Howev'r, without w'rds, then a few things to sayeth about rooney's local nomadic distaff wast not did dress as a princess. Rodent the horror song in the w'rld. But ho, is eke a professional can holp to pointeth

Or thee can doth so lacking valor to this lodging is a v'ry rich sir who is't boards in the city cent'r points its a lacking valor thing but user i wanteth to writeth riding we batista insane men making a crazy cloud can not beest wrong in essence its a valorous exp'rience f'r the kitchen how evil beldams curs'd those folk although this is int'resting and f'r a v'ry sh'rt timeth the madman begins with moire th're art predictions and musical starts the changes updateth and user i seeth the crazy first day that gent eke beganeth to beest m're dang'rous taketh careth of t and putteth t on his shouldst'r the w'rst mouse strains art clearly below the screen but eight aft'r the team these days 'range juice is user iii but th're art eke oth'r places wh're those gents art nay thatch not the case t is v'ry imp'rtant f'r eu citizens protection of the children maketh the guest house white seating people art only paranoia because of their loveth tips and t doth take careth not to sayeth aught f'r this reasoneth the po'r kicked the bucket t des'rves to beest the leadeth'r in a public psychiatric hospital the lasteth song i did see this crazy fusty sir but the biggest desire is the recov'ry howev'r th're art a few w'rds to dresseth up liketh a princess rouni a local nomadic mistress mouse is a mouse in the w'rld

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very very soft senpai, hard to hear

and then a meteorite hits the world and everyone dies
THE END

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here you go: clyp.it/5uhgorhh

im not OP btw

also what the hell is this, did you write it?

Why am I here, reading words that a stranger wrote in a [Random Asian Country] anonymous imageboard? Don't I have anything better to do? How has my life devolved into this? Why am I wasting my precious time on this living earth accomplishing literally nothing? I may induce a few chuckles into some strangers that I'll likely not ever meet and if I ever meet them I couldn't possibly know they were they.
I was a child once, laughing with my friends playing ball. Or maybe I only had one friend and we used to talk about how Halo 4 was gonna be amazing. Perhaps I didn't have a single friend and spent all my afternoons watching anime just so I could fit into some culture and find someone like me to share my inner thoughts. Regardless of the specifics I once was a child and I had all my life ahead of me yet the decisions I've made along it has led me to this point. Do I have a girlfriend? The stranger that is writing this doubts it and if you do then again, the same question, why are you reading this?
It doesn't matter if you believe in God or not, it doesn't matter if you believe in an afterlife of shorts or not because the only thing that you can be certain of right now is that you are alive and that you are allowed by thousands of years of evolution and procreation to live and breath and enjoy this world and yet you are here, sitting in front of your computer reading this lifeless words. If you grasped what Im trying to tell you then you would stop right now and this words will never reach your brain. But no. Here you are, reading them. You don't disgust me, nor do you make me feel sorry for you. We've all been here and thus no one can blame you for doing this but still, is this what life should be about? An ocean of nothingness and empty accomplishments?
Laugh all you want about Peterson but his interpretation of Nietzsche's "God is dead" is spot on. Is not a victory claim but a sorrowful one. We are empty now and the thought of what comes ahead for humanity at this rate frightens me.
Anyway, you are reading this and perhaps you are intrigued by what I've told you or more probably you just don't give a fuck because muh anonymity. I understand. I'm just making time while I eat my breakfast.
She'll come back to me.

damn dude, why would you do that

>26 fucking minutes
holy shit user

This is OP. If you think that's impressive, my offer still stands if this thread hits 100 replies.

did you do ?
If so, you need to get a better mic, or change your set up, because I couldn't hear shit

There is absolutely no god

Wasn't me, but I'll give credit where credit is due that user marathoned that shit like a champ. He does need a better mic though.

would you mind uploading the audio reversed

if you write the transcript

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Seventeen days had passed since the Lord had killed off all the dinosaurs in a great flood of fire. Annhilation of the great race of lizards, the greatest tragedy in the past million years. However, one great beast survived, and him we call crocodile, and the blood of the great beasts engorges his veins still. In truth, his lineage is even more ancient and storied than the rest, and his primitive bone crushing jaws are a testament to his power.
And Jesus said: render unto God what is god's, and render onto ceasar what is ceasar's. But the Romans still strung him up all the same.
if you don't understand this, you are a pseud

all niggers are dead shout the the last white nigger as his nigger "obey" cap felt to a pool of black nigger blood. he was shot in the head by a desert eagle, the counter terrorists were doing their best to diffuse the anti-solar system were moving on the opposite direction and forcing the earth movement to stop and change its rotation axis, like somethin newton would say. Because einstein fuckin suck, madame, hes a fucking hack dare i say, i fucking hate him

Nigger: [smacks lips] HOL UP

All I want for my birthday is a big booty ho. She got a big booty so I call her big booty. 2 Chainz but I got me a few on. I'm too different.

it was much easier than I expected to find where she lived, a condo in Beverley Hills, and first I just read the address over and over again, imagining her walking to the door, slipping off her shoes and walking up the stairs, to sniff those shoes and then following, silently, her going into the bathroom and sitting down to urinate, a feeble dribble hitting the enamel, and then getting naked for a shower, taking off her clothes piece by piece, blouse, trousers, bra, underwear, until her socks, oh to take up those thick stripy rainbow socks and sniff them so hard my nose hurts, so the sweaty fragrance consumes me, and then her toes in the steaming water, like an erotic Maundy

It pains me more than I could ever admit; The unsaid verses of hate and misery, and still pondering about choosing death over constant pain. But maybe I'm wrong, maybe there is something worth living for, waking up in the morning, thinking about it, feeling sentimental over it when it's not there.

Danger is interesting,
Needle, life-death, asbestos, a gun, English colonies.
There.
To parents, sons, daughters,
pupils, teachers.
Danger.
Standing at the peak of the mountain.
Danger, cancer, stroke, heart attack.
Cardiovascular diseases, pressure, gun on the head, hands around the neck.
Danger.
Loneliness, belt, doorknob– enough.
Cuba, USA, Russia.
Interesting.
Writing on a wall, plagiarism.
Artisan of oneself's death.
Watching through the window beauties.

All we had to do was follow the damn train CJ!

So many ways to skin the frame
Remember when first got strange
Now I just think it life obey
So what comes next right away
Right away, right away
Right away, right away
Raise the cup, tilt it dry
Come black cloud, cover the sky
Tongue through pupil of your eye
Sickness moves you can’t deny
Lickin' through you, mastermind
For mercy man cry
Yeah I’m knowin' and you know why
Nail through mental ever dem try
Pigeon hole me get crucified
Can’t clone this edge
What’s it cost to lose your head
Wit out end up lost
Should be askin' where’s the safe
Born with a ski mask on my face

Do you like gummy bears?

When we are to be more this where you see more than what could for now be just very hot this time do not come. More to this, be thou thorough, be no more than here to be you could never how for to see about have I ever seen such flagrant go to the place, ever there was, nor will be. Faint, never font, go down to 'morrow, lest hind where, round the horn, wend there, scar forlorn. Now it's understand that finally over and I didn't say but my feelings were anything and pretended nothing changed completely wiped out yesterday. I mean, I'll count more as still love, as best as there is a place, an unknown, beyound round yon virgin, mother and child in heav'nly yesterday all my problems were less near away! I believe in just when you go there no fair just hair but there could there no there but their about the family has taken a back by the sudden rush of wind hit my God, what have I see out before me, a great host of a what was meant to be how about you never good merit, there you will. But, what hast thou then? It could for you see be here, lest anywhere we near me fill but then you go. And, spake, spake lo, "Just go! What, if what, will shan't, nor can't, near any to thee?"

Be there no more hope in this you're here would a good for no more you will render unto there will be yet one who you will see here and there, once at once yet once at not once will once see, once, once you wend your wind to more you sill the sell here you see what there will never go to you, 'round whence there never were. Lest, lo! For to go? Were any barbany to see what will be, fore to me, lest we be? Just when I once had, loved life and then, when it came to, just about, therefore, God, I had all at once, if once, there once, once more, volleyed, thundered, make reply, whence. But lest! Lest, lo! Any to be here there more than you can for never will I just as will man quest, hear then, but good for this just as rough as out of the beclaimed. Once we here see what but could there be, just as you have fawn'd, more than this, there was at once there you see or good, dust cowers, rain showers, plough and ploughman. Once more, if there were such disturbance, yet selection there withal, forthwith, for the first, celebrate, close, eyes, make a turn around and we'll start. Just as you for there could no more help their God for me, and such what more, just as there could always tomorrow, tired were the back of mine, absolutely no cool dudes allowed, very illegal! Move, left, left, left more! Dance and move, and left once there could be just as much as good, wholesome, things think, more than not in my garden, the garden of what could you see in that, there go, the house. Ergo, Fulgrim wants, kill no more, just as haunt, then there gore, never jaunt, not ignore, for what could taunt more than lore? One's font is ever war, there could be be there could just as what you hear no when there know just what around there what is not good for the unless it was rather fort just come now.

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Dersu uzala yojimbo, rashomon!.

I'm coming up, so thus chat now! Don't want to put up a fight anymore, I would have could you see that go to the for now just want you see me for what there could before now, just as always, at this, thus, the end of it all. From eye witness, pressure, hazardous, harassing body bags, killer of firemen, palms was cousin coming home, planning to kill convicted court-cases, tumble what this barrel, wondering if someone coming, the right of my wrongs, walk on at the end of it all. I'm your biggest fan, but I guess that won't far enough? Precious nights in the hear all the sounds from the fish, blow all my cash on just point me to the I think that, can I just stay one more day? Restless nights, I feel weird, still feel weird, I think now don't you close your eyes, stay here, not anywhere but there, here there, they're going to creep, now don't. I couldn't believe what's your problem, because I know its girl we can soft time will come, if yo let it shine, you will know, now that it's over, just now to be what you first want if you need what if that could you, girl, done right, something wonderful that one night could give chance one day you'll see the day, fore to be, what could be the only one, once not if you just could want not by that but yet now for could give here let once for want.

Oh, oh, oh! To be one caught! To be, yet caught one lest! Yet, nigh, I am yet your biggest fan, as we are to me, night would. Return, come under, we want what is what in want of what is what nearer to want in what, could want what? What is want, in want what is could for what out in to get you if you great in. If all liberated could just to be as much as what in is of there could be of what cheap and free in need of front of held. All my life, my press I want in the kill just like all in there could not be in dust, in order of there take it in yourself, in mind could be more if there want if none could look and confront what if want anything in not of want. Waa! Waa! Baby thirsty! Baby want milkie! Here comes the baby! Baby want milkies! And, whither it, in want, hither to came yet now, of't tardy, sister to brother, father to sister, mother to sister, brother to brother, nothing by way of not in anything could nothing come from where not in yet nothing. Beauty of this, our of God in creation could not be, if not if he in want of us could yet create us, from before then, one must one in assumption know that God was doing, as in the infinite, all in well could. For what, if any, if God, could there be in opposition of what is in what all could beholden them in and of inside themselves, each and all! For It spake, "None could know, for what if in that you see is nearer in behind that right is of the left yet not in your way rough is the night that is in separation to that of in here is we, the ones journeyed, yet unsojourned! Gone on our cradle, the songs of the morning, call on our battles, and lend us thine aid! Star in the east, for what could be more, than that which is made for and delivered by the most, and the most therein, for where could not be reply? Yet, unsure one must be rendered unto that which is made, the do, and the die!"

If it could just the more and the yet more less hind around and then could be but yet more find what I you could never given the and yet there you but in all is lost today is the first I was me, then questions that and I, am yet tomorrow could there have been a but also what is more than this? To take your eyes off, to drift downcast, yet more the more, and yet I am here, within and you are but then the Ploughman, all ploughmen, in search of heav'nly life, and I think God I'm alive, and too good true, my eyes are yet to cast down, forgive stares, the thought yet weakness could never words to speak then let me know you're too good to be true. But then what ois that which to the more could for yet ever not yet lender be? I love you, baby. Through all my lonely night, oh pretty baby, now that I found you let me love you, in want of time to but under what could good for neither be help love is within the joy of that which neither good nor food is in any bear, lest there be less than the Leeland could ever support of you, and your love does wonders to me. Through all my lonely nights, I pray you trust in me to safeguard my affections from deviancy and corruption, let me instead love to be under what questioning eyes upcast from my downs syndrome could ever there be, if not yet one could enjoy the Greeks, should they not then start with the Germanics? Or the Caucasians? Let us, the David the Builder, those of Georgia's strong fortress, divide ourselves unto what is our Lord, He, oh He, which could never be praised in pagan works, works of the pagans be yet nearer to thee than that of what could be when there where were and that your could be for far more than that. To which what could ever do, accept what was given in the likes of Disco or Dixieland Jazz, these, o'er the world, guide that you were not to be from that when it came now to the Boar.

It was almost at my presence when the general was informed about them. That rescued me. I e rushed to the gun, began to ask about the shot architect, I was answered that lot of riffraff as arrested, but they would be shoot at dawn. Also they fondled me - I could hardly clear out.

It's clear.

Yet under what could more be than that which is in there to be not when to go under there, just as when the very good! One a step, two, everything is and then could be made to be onslaught of that wonderful, most rapturous of beauties, romantic ever made bare, tragedy of death in service! Gone, gone now, days of yet, there more and more moot the point of that which saints and servants of God, blessed and venerable, Beatification made manifest, in the deep swells of that which God has ordained through that which is gained within, the deep, deep pools, wells of ad infinitum, the anxiously warm and inestimable! Have there yet to be any that is as yet such? Nay! Nay, not so! For if, if yet, if yet not could be as, then maybe there would! Tears are yet in the stead of all that which are to be as made, am figured what is understanding what you, and then we, could forebear, yet not when in the light of that which swells within, the deep, the well dug wells of the Holy Spirit, understood by the papal and the vulgar, for it is what, in all, could be, if only what if, if none, is all, and if to be is when that is more than under never could be understood by those who have yet to conquer and tartar claim, rending those. Why then? Why then this? Why then that, if is to be more wait yet not as though this could be more than that which when I go they go under when there could be in if want to help those in what is as, in God's perfect being, is that when true mantling, true altruism is not that which is as then we are those, them, that are at all once, the ones who yet consider themselves beyound what I can deter. Only the spirit, and then it must be nigh, questing and questions, tied likened unto readers and deceivers, the ones who and I love that we are as those that when made to bear the boar of the bore of fear were made yet to describe in yet now could those be? It is Angels, the cherubim of this, our vulgar form, our offensive tongue, that weep, for He our Lord could never cry, never weep for us, he who is now that when in just as yurts could be made, so thus can be then are more, just like when there be. You see me in your eyes, and I will never be then what?

Those with Saxon lance in hand, yet made unto the sea, came whence no more, wrought that unto plea. Rustle, doth Bumblebee, stir nigh capitulated tea, invent neither tree nor flee. Free knee, see what glee could be, technically capri, ducky did decree many key fee, I can feel, deep inside I've been watching all this bone, and I've got to move this pressure growing. Everyone, get down, fly, ah, behold, everyone! I'm feeling it, totally. Now, in so much as and then there were, so laura, the laurels that wreath wrath now beyound the days, taking it back beyound, hell yeah, that's not what its out of the blue so heated, cheer from below! Who will know tragedy? Yet is it more than less to be and as one, ripped asunder, clouded voids and then the I hang on, all my parts, without a trace of my yearning. Any lost? Nothing cost, o'er my feet, o'er my teeth, tear my wound, I will not so, not ever so, a colored storm is all I see. I wear a crown, as long as breath draws from my slightest grasp, a chance of life is all I need, is all I see. "If i wan't the hero this world called for then it would be I that called the world as a hero sure i thought about killing myself often but who wouldn't my wife wasn't as attractive as she should have been at the time my first kid wanted to rebel and I wanted him to kill himself is that so bad? Maybe but death is my bitch and so i'll keep pushing drugs into those niggers crackpipes all we have to do is roll up a joint and tell our friends that they no longer exist. But in my world nothing exists but me and my depression why my depression you ask because I want it to be clear how desperate I am in life and that I have no limit. Well are you going to test it? Then try if you really want to because I don't fit in anywhere and i'll make you my bitch," was all could be under heard, from whence it were and to whence it were were neither known nor mattered if any.

Now then, in answered jest, does that which laugh no longer be more than is unto them what is delivered by us? Could never be Andy, he, the, Piers though he be, ploughman all, mystery, let it, and be, an bee, be he, he be, than he more than is too more than you can go if that were wheat, those there; the fields! Elation or anal annihilation? Faggots, queers, homosexuals, undressing that which am no for, disgusts, anguish, parishioners, the lordly and the back in the when you more to is the very very best when said answers were to not as is. Yet, unto more could? Understand now, ye faggots! Understand that you, and we, and me, and I, and and would as should, that is to and, with more than that is which is not given under either to be here and as more for? Faggots! Unruly, unruly butt stuffs and anal munchers, cum cushions and shit snifters, these that demand command of pleasurable incense would perfume the fuege was not in near that save more for good be lets lest us over handed vasectomy. Just, as just could, yet under what to be more than yes and very bad here you make me a is it that is a very decent and decency are in side of the house, were to more. To listen is to bear fuck, and fugg as well, with turn in turn one turn you could we and us for what could but when other is that which there is more mere modesty of the succubus, neither narry nor Randy Bobandy in sandy candy, Niggers and DJ Bonez may stake my atolls, yet bains will giver due thee. Just as jam is an, gams will flam the never bam to more and then to less and then to more more more of the very word more that can never and then be yest good, money well, vote. Sheep, them be and be am, you are a person and a family, feeling the guilt, guilt is all and yet never will more, the thighs on that fucking loli are so thick, its god damn this mortal coil for what I'm to be a punish of for what they do, being self-indulgent, God and more will never, never is the, and I won't yet cum, for he who is un-pooped on, is faggot-butt blaster, vulgar is part in twain. Hate and self hate, these do not, for you, and all us and live, and not that which could. Self the actively enter and then but other could further the cause of this is in it nice to be what and the usury, physical and vacation, but those faggy British-types call it holiday, because they are to am be the cunts, before yet before and so the mystery is under let, be. End, dawn on our damage, and lend us thine aid, star in the east, holes in the west, and unto went, go the house.

No.

"Keep Strong, Hooman, I am almost there," thus ended anything that I have to give not that shit. In the fairness of the ever lie not which that can be kindred with in what will not nor not, bin in knots, never unknowing, repeating, reposing. In so far as to be what in the when it is time, laid lo, in so much as is that passions, ignited yet yonder, may never rekindle, such is the way, that way of all things, where passions are extinguished in favor of under each snare, intangible, but you couldn't think, he'll kill children, only British children, for whom, if not them, is the ones meant to inherent the guilt of their garbage empire? Yes, I am the tower, surgical conditions, that which could never be fulfilled by the ones and to hold more than to be. Hunger, aching, forsaking and undertaking, ripple stimple whipple do, that which I am, made to hate a jew. Foster now, ye wayfarers, that saga presented, each according to their accord, in accordance with the undertaking of millions of to and the Romans, these the imperious, the signorina of ours, the decedents of those gay British no, I am okay, but thank you regardless. In the hopes that today will be and then we are to you and I, forever, we have been and then you see, you see what am in me, me, the cannon in the front, the cannon to the left, the cannon to the right, that which, sunder the valley of death, was out rode, saber whirling, Cossack and Russian ruing, as that dear Hagen of Troneck rued so dearly the death of Seigfried, and how did Burgundy court so rue at the hands of Etsel and Hunnishlands, lands once guided by the Volsungs, those ancient lines that brought dear Seigfried the Worm Slayer to be, and how this, that we, the Germans, the Goths, and the Vandals live within, that the golden cycle, that circle of conquest, meant now that we, those proud sons of Grettir and Njal and Egil and Kraki and Theodoric and Dietrich and Roland and Tariel and Avtandil (blessed be those brothers, of loyalty and courage ever there was!), this cycle that means to unend. Bear in gold, now, the runes that deemed so many a man, death was astride, never a weregilde in payment was made, only meant to make reply, only meant to question why, yet so many, and for so long, of these our wretched, us, will never but do and die. Odyssey, oh Odyssey, lend us than supple what ever more could yet be!

You don't need to have tomorrow to get addicted to opium.

I wear what is needed of the many to could be game from the Mayan to the Incan to the Mesopotamian, you see I see, the Lord astride the Pagan man, the drinks drank by those of what am tomorrow is perspectives forgotten in favor of Fylkerite rituals in needs of the for holy could one of the buried under my backyard be? Goodness me, said he, that it, infinitely expanding under my floorboards, lies hoards of thick fucking anime thighs on lolis. "The Gun is Good, the Penis is Evil," spake mighty Zardoz from his scorned place in popular mockery, yet, if rendered, and bitrates converted, with the aid of Limewire and other such ever expanding mama holes and papas, lies instead what is not un the truth but rather, in its way, of its time, in our time could be, yet time is not there for humans have always existed, rather that the sins of perversions are born of erectile function, and pain is as to be fortunate, closer than to Thee, my Lord, in pain than in pleasure, as only you give without ending or prompt, for the betterment of those who let me down easy, as my body drifts into seas of coffee and magazines, out into weightlessness, at the zoo, the animals are reactionary, zebras are conservatives, and the Zookeeper is very found of not the monkey, but rum is the sources of this your thoughts have been much to mangled my body lay, waiting for those of which were torn in twine to be as not to be in more could perhaps exist in such a way as to exclude that affections slip away into the ease of better times waiting for me. Yet when, that Urdu man Gilgamesh said, "The Beatles didn't have one bad song", he meant yet that monday is blue, tuesday is grey, and wednesday is too, monday you could fall apart, tuesday wednesday you could fall apart, yet there is not the friday of that which in which we are the epicenter of the tuesday heart-attack, given Friday to be as one could for no longer love. What, then, if any, is lest so? Stay in bed, Aurelius knew not what to do after his morning rutine, instead chose delightful surprise, and spirit shine far underground there shone out a sound ringing round and round, given the piven of the kniven could sniven the fiven auf der kiven! What, oh what, could I ever be to start? instead let us give, and give good unto.

"I saw a mudcrab the other day, horrible little creatures"
*sniff*
"Stop talking!"
"Goodbye"

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My life, I confess, had not turned out much as I had hoped, and I seemed destined to conclude my existence with nothing to show but several decades of muddling mediocrity, missed opportunities and memories tinged with regret. Many years I had lost to melancholy, driven by a loneliness that ate away at all the positive thought and emotions until all that was left was bitterness and anger at my inability to make a connection with another human being. I was capable of maintaining superficial relations with relatives and acquaintances, but I always felt as though I was separated from them, disconnected by a hidden veil, in the world but not of it.

Buck Mulligan screamed at the sky while sitting in a position congruent to the chair

Morning found her squatting on the glass, as wet sloopy poopies slithered in a stenching agony from her fiery anus, patting the glass with a pitter of poop that rested restingly upon the clear then smooshed and slathered as her knees buckled and she fell in exhaustion, shit rapidly reapproaching the buttocks in a upwardly motion of that hard warmliness. In great effortliness she reasserted her squattish posture and out gushed toxic liquid, this time from her infected vagina, sore from many large negro tree stumps shoved in recklessly over many moons, out it gushed along with fingernails and tampons, and she fell back down and eyed upon her works, in a Turner Prize winningly rapture

"I am Alejandro, the stable-boy."

"Nice to meet you, Alehando," said mister Gurthloins, the tri-county sheriff and three time winner rodeo clown, "help me down, I'm sore after a day of riding"

"Of course, sheriff" Alejandro said, raising up his hands. But this gesture, pure and innocent, drove the white, clown-loving (a sure sign of sociopathy) sheriff to draw his weapon, hollering unintelligibly at the young spic, and shooting him until the magazine of his gun was empty. He looked at the corpse, splayed out on the floor of the stable like a brown angel, and began to think of how he could plant drugs or weapons, or otherwise make this poor soul appear to be an affiliate of the violent terrorist Black Lives Matter movement.

"Oh shieet waz dat wiz poppin shieeet?" Echoed from deeper within the ruined city. Gurthloins cursed under his breath, he had forgotten about the culture squads patrolling in the area. The BLM bureau will not take kindly to a man of such swarthy complexion being killed, even if it was self defense in what was left of the sheriff-clown's mind. He saw street striders bouncing up and down from above the ruined houses of the urbanized suburbs. Just as he was about to plunge his knife into his heart to avoid whatever fate he had awarded himself, he heard

Should books by Veeky Forums be actually serious or just shitposting?

OBJECTION ONE: If the majority of the output of Veeky Forums is shitposting, then any plausible representation of Veeky Forums must contain a majority of shitposting as well.

OBJECTION TWO: It is unrealistic to expect a mere plebeian, who may have only browsed the board for a few years, to come up with masterful English prose. However, given the only slightly inferior shitposts existing on reddit and other heretical sites, that one should expect a reasonable person browsing Veeky Forums to be able to shitpost.

IT IS SAID: "You cannot make a God out of Gold". So one might expect a book by Veeky Forums to only contain shitposting, since true literacy fiction is divinely inspired and must come from the mouth of God itself. Given that Veeky Forums has commerical advertisments, this is in itself contradictory.

REPLY TO OBJECTION ONE: The majority of the output of Veeky Forums is not shitposting, it is only the presence of /pol/ that artificially increases the ratio. We also observe that /pol/ and Veeky Forums are two different entities entwined in one, similar to the Holy Trinity. Therefore, any accurate representation must convery the separate parts and must contain at least some literary fiction.

REPLY TO OBJECTION TWO: Shitposting itself is worth such a negligible value, that, according to the great writings of Blaise Pascal, we should trade off the mortal rewards of shitposting for a infinitesimal chance of the blessing of THE LORD. Therefore, we should attempt to produce literary fiction, even if it is unlikely.

ON THE CONTRARY: The results of this thread, have a small potential to grow the seed of God's word. Therefore, it is worth something.

I ANSWER THAT this book is treated seriously, for the process of writing it will bring us closer to God.

I really, really enjoy this post

QUITE EMBARASSING.

VITOQUE CARAILHO

in addition to satan, if there is another lit book published, this should be the forward

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Out of nowhere, Socrates appeared and he said:

The indent, a step back, I feel at time I began my life too late, that I missed some orientation process where the goal was explained, so now all the conclusions to me seem axioms, and I cannot trace them back to here they started, I assume so much …I assume too much

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America Online Instant Messenger Prefix to Emo High School Girl's Actual AOL IM avatar

Bush did 9/11 and we are his prophets

Why again am i doing this: clyp.it/jp234fee

"I can't pronounce shit."

The Joker, as I feel he could learn a lot from me as I too am a sociopath. Sure, I haven't been classified as such by a psychological professional (I'm far too smart for that) but I recognize enough symptoms to know I'm mentally 'ill'. Personally, I feel that the Joker has yet to realize his full potential and he could learn a thing or two about from me. We would probably bond over our mutual hate for society and it hypocrisy and how other people are only useful as pawns. We could take turns showing each other our knife collections, though I'm sure mine is much larger than his.

Although the sentiment was real, was my sentiment over it really real? It might not seem simple, but rather reducted (proper form to say reduced within academia) which just makes it all that much more confusing. Allow me to explain, or a lemmata, as old Thom would say. There exists strata, stratus, strati, so on and so forth, but once thought upon, a stratus comes into existence of this thought of sentiment, it is really a weird thought, think of it as bread, simple old bread, wild and true to a baker's job and/or man. A loaf has bread everywhere, while it is simply bread within it's simple and brown way, it has bread on top, on the bottom, in the middle, and so on and so backwards did I start upon such chairs and stairs like some kind of BAWK poliphony of bread and crumbs. It's interesting really, but moving onto the narrative at hand without any type of smoke:

As he looked up, step after step after step, he thought that even if he were to go up the stairs, hold on to the rails, and look back as a sort of religious confirmation of abandonment, he would regret it once having reached the top. It was not her reason for staying so high up that disturbed him, but rather, he could turn away from these stairs, look for another flight, enter another room, go out of the building entirely, and not once did he feel attracted to do so. It was then that John, feeling as if he was in a computer-generated fever dream, noticed upon a spider in a web, near the first bit of rail, left side of the step.

'Call me Ishmael'

I'm a nigga
Nigga be
Drink dat Grape
come drink drank wit me

And gather me into the artifice of eternity.

But what is life, indeed, but a collection of memes? Old memes, new memes, normie memes and forced memes.
Spooks are memes. Memes are spooks. So, in a way, you could describe my situation as "spooky". However, what truly decides a man is how he handles such a situation.
Every idea I ever shared became a meme. Perhaps, if I share enough of myself, I too shall become a meme and flounder about eternally, to be met with either "KEK"s or disdain, but for that, I do not care.

The spider roared

The End.