What's the most patrician way to relax?

What's the most patrician way to relax?

Reading?

Yeah, I'm thinking reading too.

reading something easy...like a good history book. or some dumb fantasy like the bible

>dumb fantasy like the bible
>he read it for plot
>he read it in translation
i bet you don't even know you gave yourself that cringe you feel when people say "filthy lucre" by your translation choice.

Watching a good film with a rainy setting

Feeding wine to donkeys and watching them attempt to eat figs.

meditate

Banquets.
Games at the Circus.
Orgies.

Fishing. Sailing. Walking the dog before the other dog walkers wake up. Shucking oysters, clams, scallops..

in your room by yourself

Horse tranquilizers

Chess, journaling, gardening, napping, smoking

tea drinking
walking
not doing anything

sleeping in bed with a Veeky Forums cigarette

THIS

>noise cancelling, well balanced headphones
>instrumental music ranging from all genres modern to classical
>a hit a marijuana
>your hands on your favorite hobby
>total isolation from yourself; complete immersion in something greater than yourself
>creation at its purest
>no pressure
>no anxiety
>the closest to true freedom one can feel

laying in bed listening to an audiobook or lecture series on literary theory

No replies because everyone died.

Hammock
Marijuana
Pancakes
Maple syrup

by dipping your feet into a lukewarm puree of foie gras and truffles, listening to eddie vedder play live ukulele, and reclining on furniture made out of pressed opium.

this

ASMR Heartbeat videos:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pOsEM0jP54&t

marijuana is for for paranoid faggot tweakers

codeine

...

Opiate users are the real burnouts that recreational pot smokers get mistaken for.

no worries, no pain, mellow state: codeine
schizoid, unfiltered thinking, impulsive and indecisive, experiencing pointlessness: weed