Friendly reminder to buy fresh bread from an artisan baker and eat it with a layer of real...

friendly reminder to buy fresh bread from an artisan baker and eat it with a layer of real, proper butter to start the day.

>buy
Sorry, but I'm a NEET.

so make a deal with the baker to buy some of his bread at a discount at closing time, still better than anything you'll get any other way.

>being a NEET who can't afford food
How do you even survive?

No, BAKE the bread. BUY the butter. Just save you money for better quality. Italian loafs are criminally easy

Enjoy your heart disease.

>Fresh bread
>Artisan baker
>Real proper butter
City dwelling trust fund millennial detected.

shut up fatty

op is a fag that think that's a meme food and came with the sole purpose of baiting

Trustfund millennial here. Bread is the devil's creation and butter is his semen. I prefer rural life.

nop. I am being completely sincere

Bread is a pretty rural food

keeping the dumb anime shitposting thread on page 0

poor attempt, shit execution, it's sad you are keeping it up

I'm eating some bread and butter right now. it's literally my bread and butter, how could it be a meme?

>Butter is his semen
Keks.

What is the healthiest/least bad for you bread you can buy? Whole wheat? Whole grain?

>start the day by sending your insulin skyrocketting, setting you up for a crash before lunchtime

kys

rugbrod

>start your day with profound, nuanced pleasure, setting you up for a more positive worldview and superior mental faculty

>you can't have profound, nuanced pleasure without carbohydrates

jesus christ

sprouted ezekiel

butter ain't a 'hydrate

Don't play dumb, hellspawn

i'm quite aware of that, i was talking about the bread

A nice big bowl of porridge is the only way to start the day.

you realize carbohydrates aren't bad, right?

shhhh don't mess with the sect, let them die of colon cancer and liver failure

well, that's debatable

yeah you could debate it but you'd be objectively wrong

ok sweetie

Oh honey... don't call me sweetie

don't tell me what i can't do!

What's the point of staying healthy if you can't have bread and butter tho?

ever heard of food stamps?

Friendly reminder that most people don't have time/access to "artisan" bakers.

>buying bread

Bake your own, it's not hard.

Smells so good too.

Saying something doesn't make it true

Why would I? Bread is cheap

how close to the edge of obesity related death are you teetering that a bit of bread with butter in the morning will tip you over?

well because baking bread is a fun, almost religious experience. the closest men will feel to giving birth.

I have a womb. Also I do enjoy baking, but my apartment is too small for it and it's just too much of a gassle to do routinely

Because "cheap" costs added up over time equal big costs. You buy bread every other day. Do the math.

Bread might be cheap, but cheap bread is rank.

Tastes like salt and vinegar flavoured Kleenex.

which is fine. my point is that something being cheap to purchase isn't a reason not to do it yourself. as matter of fact most things you can do at home are cheap to purchase. you can't exactly build a car at home.

Nope. Just be friends with a baker.

>tfw I buy mass-produced name brand bread and spread margarine on them

we're all dying anyway who cares

Can i blast my baby batter into it?

What if I'm the baker?

I don't eat breakfast and I don't eat much bread.

>t. Dead at 38 from heart failure