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Again?

What?

We do this at the cottage but with a turkey and a trashcan. Real good except when you incinerate it.

I'm just wondering, but do you think the person holding the camera could maybe wobble it around a bit more?

I feel bad for the old guy

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Anyone who's been drunk has cooked that or something like it.

>Anyone who's been drunk has cooked that or something like it.
It's pretty damn good, drunk or not.

Of course it is. But why present it as something new?
I suppose it's possible the video was also made while drunk.

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Post the hamburger getting chopped up mixed with frying batter and fried as burger nuggets.

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>white people finding out about making fried rice with hot dogs for the very first time

if youre asian, you pretty much had this shit at some point.

Nigger, this looks average for any white who isn't american.

>any white who isn't american

Right, they make the same thing without any spices.

>On his lawn

>barfinganimegirl.png

>Pouring salt so it goes on the top and basically nowhere else on the meat.
But why though?
>Big Mac Ice-cream spirals.
BUT WHY!?!?!?

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Who is the roastie and why is she dressed like a slut just to serve...

oh...

Pretty sure it's a joke since he's dressed like the guy from the salt meme, unless that is the same guy

I feel like you'd get some wicked brain freeze if you ate all that ice cream before it melted.

>Cooking with sesame oil

thiccc

DISGUSTING

Chinaman cheesecake.

He looks SO keen. Like he hand-made a dry rub and coated the chickens himself with loving care. Waiting in anticipation for a delicious succulent chicken meal. Then opening it to reveal nothing but cinders. Fuck. F U C K, night ruined, it's over, going to bed hungry.

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please tell me who this juggy is

I hope her family have disowned the slag

how fuckin hot did he get this thing?

mommy...

memes aside that is make my mouth water holy fuck

Not a single taco (culinary) zoom in. Now I am going to wonder forever whether it was ground or pulled beef.

Meat looks nice but everything about that bandsaw and how he's using it makes me crazy.

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Done dumping all the food qts that I have.

It is the same guy
He has doing the salt thing way before it became a meme

are they implying you eat this with chopsticks?
not even asians do this

delet these

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Stupid gook. You're not supposed to take the nigger's side you fucking slant-eyed chink bastard.

Why would someone record this? Also what flavor La Croix is that?

>softcore porn thread
I'm not complaining btw

What's wrong with this?

should send that video to OSHA desu

He lives in turkey, I don’t think they’re gonna be able to nab him

i want to punch this bitch in the face she is so obsessed with herself

>turkey
oh well he's already in hell so there's not much more for us to do

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She is going to date some guy
And that guy is going to cheat on her.
You really dont need to put her in her place, she'll do it herself when faced with the slightest insecurity.

Hot

Nothing even got any sear marks on it because the heat wasn't high enough. Obviously a wok with those powerful gas burners is the best for fried rice but I've still made decent fried rice at home by using high heat and working in batches.

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peach-pear

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...is it just me or does she (appear to) lack a bellybutton?

If you have to ask who she is, you are underaged, or just got here from ribbet.

Isn't that how you make charcoal, maximum heat and no air flow?

this is called arroz chaufa
typical peruvian dish from asian influence

you need to get out more if you can't figure it out

do you have the 72 nuggets one?

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It's the same guy trying desperately to hold on to his 5 minutes of internet fame.

cheers.
don't know why I thought it was 72.

salt bae is based as fuck

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sauce??

Disgusting whore. Hellfire when she dies.

y tho

Nasi goren from hot dogs... kys. Promtly.

>punching someone in the face for making fetish porn
everyones gotta make a living user

>This kills the infant.

Pancakes don't have sauce. Just maple syrup.

i’ve seen all of these before.

72 virgins

Not only is that disgusting but imagine if it got stuck in her throat, their options for helping her include stabbing her in the throat to open a breathing hole (hoping the butter isn't stuck so low that the stoma is useless) and asking her to write down her last wishes while they wait for her to die.

You could literally piss down her throat to save her.

Main image on nasi goreng wikipedia entry is with hot dogs. So you're dumb.

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>dressed like a slut
have you ever seen a slut

what is the appeal of la croix?
i tried one the other day and it tasted like nasty water

>it's okay to be autistic if you're handsome

She lacks tits, why not bellybutton too?

The goys know, shit it down!

cute couple :3

>she will never drink your cum while staring into your eyes without blinking

end it already

She's wearing pants to cover up her mommy stretch marks