So I made the mistake of taking my autistic cousin to KFC...

so I made the mistake of taking my autistic cousin to KFC. there's one close to my office that I frequent during my lunch break, so the workers there are fairly familiar with me. I had to watch him on Sunday while his parents were at church, so I took him there for lunch around 11 before the after church crowds could trickle in. he's usually prerry quiet and reserved, but when he saw they have pot pies on the menu, he started yelling at me "NO MR KITTY ITS MY POTPIE" and laughing. I was mortified and I should have taken him home right then, but I really wanted some Nashville hot tenders, so I didn't. we got to the register and he's still calling me Mr Kitty. the cashier is amused and starts chuckling, and I just hang my head. I order my tenders and I get him a fucking pot pie to shut him up. he keeps saying "THATS A BAD GODDAMN KITTY" and saying "pot pie" over and over. now the workers on the line are laughing too, so I take him over to a corner table to sit while I wait at the counter for the food. I take it back to him and he only eats a few bites. I finish mine, so I ask him if I can have the rest of his. he starts screeching "NO MR KITTY YOU CAN'T HAVE ANYTHING GODDAMN IT", and the workers are howling with laughter. I finally drag his ass out of there and take him home.

I go in there for lunch Monday, and the cashier says "hey Mr Kitty!" and laughs. the guys in the back are laughing and saying "goddamn it kitty" and having a blast. I make my order and go back to work and they put a fucking pot pie in with my food. they did it today too. I really don't want to have to stop going there, but I can't take this. should I be glad I'm getting a free pot pie out of this, or should I report them to corporate?

I'm afraid you also have autism.

tl;dr

Learn to have some fun, Mr Kitty.

kek I hope this isn't pasta

>mfw

It's free potpie retard if some whitedude slapped my head called me a nigger and gave me free burgers and watermelon i would take it and say thanks

Fucking this. I've had my fair share of embarassing nicknames [spoiler]like Gamzee[/spoiler]
If I could get free shit out of a silly nickname, I'd bear the burden

Ya none of that actually happened, did it?

>tfw Southpark is so old that those workers probably don't even know what that kid is referencing.