So I made the mistake of taking my autistic cousin to KFC...

so I made the mistake of taking my autistic cousin to KFC. there's one close to my office that I frequent during my lunch break, so the workers there are fairly familiar with me. I had to watch him on Sunday while his parents were at church, so I took him there for lunch around 11 before the after church crowds could trickle in. he's usually prerry quiet and reserved, but when he saw they have pot pies on the menu, he started yelling at me "NO MR KITTY ITS MY POTPIE" and laughing. I was mortified and I should have taken him home right then, but I really wanted some Nashville hot tenders, so I didn't. we got to the register and he's still calling me Mr Kitty. the cashier is amused and starts chuckling, and I just hang my head. I order my tenders and I get him a fucking pot pie to shut him up. he keeps saying "THATS A BAD GODDAMN KITTY" and saying "pot pie" over and over. now the workers on the line are laughing too, so I take him over to a corner table to sit while I wait at the counter for the food. I take it back to him and he only eats a few bites. I finish mine, so I ask him if I can have the rest of his. he starts screeching "NO MR KITTY YOU CAN'T HAVE ANYTHING GODDAMN IT", and the workers are howling with laughter. I finally drag his ass out of there and take him home.

I go in there for lunch Monday, and the cashier says "hey Mr Kitty!" and laughs. the guys in the back are laughing and saying "goddamn it kitty" and having a blast. I make my order and go back to work and they put a fucking pot pie in with my food. they did it today too. I really don't want to have to stop going there, but I can't take this. should I be glad I'm getting a free pot pie out of this, or should I report them to corporate?

I'm afraid you also have autism.

tl;dr

Learn to have some fun, Mr Kitty.

kek I hope this isn't pasta

>mfw

It's free potpie retard if some whitedude slapped my head called me a nigger and gave me free burgers and watermelon i would take it and say thanks

Fucking this. I've had my fair share of embarassing nicknames [spoiler]like Gamzee[/spoiler]
If I could get free shit out of a silly nickname, I'd bear the burden

Ya none of that actually happened, did it?

>tfw Southpark is so old that those workers probably don't even know what that kid is referencing.

Banter m8

>being so autistic that you are upset with free pot pies and humorous interaction with other people

> The day we found that Autism is contagious

You better give that pot pie back right now. IT'S NOT FOR YOU MR KITTY GODDAMNIT

I didn't read the whole thing and I was wondering why anyone would do this and I decided to check back and realized this individual was autistic. kek

Hey Mr. Kitty, I've got an idea: Learn to laugh at yourself. Your cousin basically gave you a perfect excuse to have conversations with new people.

>Report them to corporate
THAT'S A BAD MR. KITTY

You loved that pot pie didn't you Mr Kitty. You loved the attention.

Ha you got trolled by a child with autism. Mr. Kitty is a sourpuss

Is this the same dude that argued about beans in chili

y would you report your cousin tho lmao

MOOOOOOOM KITTY'S BEIN A DILDO

Could have been a good joke with them but it turns out you're autistic too and are now a laughing stock. Just stop going in there, you don't need KFC, fatty retard brains

On the off chance this is true, this is the absolute best way that could have played out. If they didn't find it funny, they'd just be resentful at having to put up with it. As it stands, they get a good laugh and you get some pot pies.

Take him with you again, just make him say
>"NO MR KITTY ITS MY TENDERS"
>receive free chicken tenders for the rest of your life

Mr Veeky Forumsitty.

Take it up a notch and report them to corporate for outright mocking your cousin's condition and sue.

Also fuck KFC.

is it pie with pot? and is the pot free as in freedom?

What about porchmonkey?

We get our pot and chicken at the same pharmacy.

Nigger

Got food poisoning from KFC potpies twice. My stomach turns everytim I even look at KFC.

this is a good perspective to have, Mr. Kitty.
those folks probably appreciate a break from the tedious day they must have some times.

Wouldn't care
Call me a Basketball American for all i care

>kek I hope this isn't pasta
If it wasn't, it sure is now.

t. wagecuck

Laugh it off you autistic cunt your getting free food. They probably like you and will like you more if you say something funny back.

It reminds me of this guy at my old job, he got so drunk that when his food came he started finger painting his food on the table. After that whenever I saw him I'd hand him a pint and a stack of crayons.

You always carried a pint of beer and crayons with you in case you ran in to this guy? Sure, buddy, you're story is less believable than OP's

wow the last time i heard that 1 i fell off my dinosaur LOL!!!

Ahahahahahhaha holy fucking shit
NO MR KITTY YOU CAN'T GO BACK TO THAT KFC ANYMORE

What are you talking abou autist? what stereotype says black people like burgers. It's chicken bud

>I was slightly nauseous
>omg fuk KFC food poisoning

Take him back again next weekend

>not carrying a pint of beer with you at all times
wait, wrong thread

so you're so picky you won't take the free food if it's not chicken?

I should have said bbq we love that stuff

I work at a bar/restaurant retard it's literally my job

user takes autistic cousin to KFC, cousin starts spouting retarded south park stuff, user is now know as "Kitty" at that KFC

you should start lying to his parents and make up things that he apparently did getting him grounded as much as possible.

revenge him

fucking lol

>"NO MR KITTY YOU CAN'T HAVE ANYTHING GODDAMN IT"

every amerifat loves burgs

Great thread OP. You are a good man.

I'd put some mayo on that sandwich, if you know what I mean.

Nigger