so I made the mistake of taking my autistic cousin to KFC. there's one close to my office that I frequent during my lunch break, so the workers there are fairly familiar with me. I had to watch him on Sunday while his parents were at church, so I took him there for lunch around 11 before the after church crowds could trickle in. he's usually prerry quiet and reserved, but when he saw they have pot pies on the menu, he started yelling at me "NO MR KITTY ITS MY POTPIE" and laughing. I was mortified and I should have taken him home right then, but I really wanted some Nashville hot tenders, so I didn't. we got to the register and he's still calling me Mr Kitty. the cashier is amused and starts chuckling, and I just hang my head. I order my tenders and I get him a fucking pot pie to shut him up. he keeps saying "THATS A BAD GODDAMN KITTY" and saying "pot pie" over and over. now the workers on the line are laughing too, so I take him over to a corner table to sit while I wait at the counter for the food. I take it back to him and he only eats a few bites. I finish mine, so I ask him if I can have the rest of his. he starts screeching "NO MR KITTY YOU CAN'T HAVE ANYTHING GODDAMN IT", and the workers are howling with laughter. I finally drag his ass out of there and take him home.
I go in there for lunch Monday, and the cashier says "hey Mr Kitty!" and laughs. the guys in the back are laughing and saying "goddamn it kitty" and having a blast. I make my order and go back to work and they put a fucking pot pie in with my food. they did it today too. I really don't want to have to stop going there, but I can't take this. should I be glad I'm getting a free pot pie out of this, or should I report them to corporate?
William Jenkins
I'm afraid you also have autism.
Cooper Price
tl;dr
Brayden Rodriguez
Learn to have some fun, Mr Kitty.
Elijah James
kek I hope this isn't pasta
Benjamin Lee
>mfw
Nicholas Mitchell
It's free potpie retard if some whitedude slapped my head called me a nigger and gave me free burgers and watermelon i would take it and say thanks
Jaxon Baker
Fucking this. I've had my fair share of embarassing nicknames [spoiler]like Gamzee[/spoiler] If I could get free shit out of a silly nickname, I'd bear the burden
Thomas Brooks
Ya none of that actually happened, did it?
Nathaniel Phillips
>tfw Southpark is so old that those workers probably don't even know what that kid is referencing.
Eli Diaz
Banter m8
Brandon Nelson
>being so autistic that you are upset with free pot pies and humorous interaction with other people
Gavin Edwards
> The day we found that Autism is contagious
Ethan Thomas
You better give that pot pie back right now. IT'S NOT FOR YOU MR KITTY GODDAMNIT
Liam Jackson
I didn't read the whole thing and I was wondering why anyone would do this and I decided to check back and realized this individual was autistic. kek
Tyler Ramirez
Hey Mr. Kitty, I've got an idea: Learn to laugh at yourself. Your cousin basically gave you a perfect excuse to have conversations with new people.
Jayden Green
>Report them to corporate THAT'S A BAD MR. KITTY
Cooper Rodriguez
You loved that pot pie didn't you Mr Kitty. You loved the attention.
Colton White
Ha you got trolled by a child with autism. Mr. Kitty is a sourpuss
Gavin Richardson
Is this the same dude that argued about beans in chili
Thomas Wood
y would you report your cousin tho lmao
Caleb Young
MOOOOOOOM KITTY'S BEIN A DILDO
Chase Murphy
Could have been a good joke with them but it turns out you're autistic too and are now a laughing stock. Just stop going in there, you don't need KFC, fatty retard brains
Chase Nguyen
On the off chance this is true, this is the absolute best way that could have played out. If they didn't find it funny, they'd just be resentful at having to put up with it. As it stands, they get a good laugh and you get some pot pies.
Levi Davis
Take him with you again, just make him say >"NO MR KITTY ITS MY TENDERS" >receive free chicken tenders for the rest of your life
Dylan Lopez
Mr Veeky Forumsitty.
Jackson Miller
Take it up a notch and report them to corporate for outright mocking your cousin's condition and sue.
Also fuck KFC.
Anthony Price
is it pie with pot? and is the pot free as in freedom?
Tyler Moore
What about porchmonkey?
Aaron Roberts
We get our pot and chicken at the same pharmacy.
Joseph Howard
Nigger
Liam Anderson
Got food poisoning from KFC potpies twice. My stomach turns everytim I even look at KFC.
Benjamin Campbell
this is a good perspective to have, Mr. Kitty. those folks probably appreciate a break from the tedious day they must have some times.
Christopher Thompson
Wouldn't care Call me a Basketball American for all i care
Ian Brooks
>kek I hope this isn't pasta If it wasn't, it sure is now.
Austin Butler
t. wagecuck
Caleb Parker
Laugh it off you autistic cunt your getting free food. They probably like you and will like you more if you say something funny back.
It reminds me of this guy at my old job, he got so drunk that when his food came he started finger painting his food on the table. After that whenever I saw him I'd hand him a pint and a stack of crayons.
Jacob Perry
You always carried a pint of beer and crayons with you in case you ran in to this guy? Sure, buddy, you're story is less believable than OP's
William Stewart
wow the last time i heard that 1 i fell off my dinosaur LOL!!!
Justin King
Ahahahahahhaha holy fucking shit NO MR KITTY YOU CAN'T GO BACK TO THAT KFC ANYMORE
Levi White
What are you talking abou autist? what stereotype says black people like burgers. It's chicken bud
Grayson Lewis
>I was slightly nauseous >omg fuk KFC food poisoning
Parker Thomas
Take him back again next weekend
Austin Smith
>not carrying a pint of beer with you at all times wait, wrong thread
Brody Lewis
so you're so picky you won't take the free food if it's not chicken?
Angel Hall
I should have said bbq we love that stuff
Charles Carter
I work at a bar/restaurant retard it's literally my job
Asher Brown
user takes autistic cousin to KFC, cousin starts spouting retarded south park stuff, user is now know as "Kitty" at that KFC
Nathaniel Cooper
you should start lying to his parents and make up things that he apparently did getting him grounded as much as possible.
revenge him
Nolan White
fucking lol
Hunter Sanchez
>"NO MR KITTY YOU CAN'T HAVE ANYTHING GODDAMN IT"
Parker Stewart
every amerifat loves burgs
Luis Ortiz
Great thread OP. You are a good man.
Noah Wright
I'd put some mayo on that sandwich, if you know what I mean.