Walk up to In-and-Out

>walk up to In-and-Out
>this chick says, "want a burger? you can have some, pointing downward..

wat do.

this isnt food or cooking related. the topic is sexual.

Ask for directions to the nearest Wendy's.

its about In-and-Out-Burger
wat do.

I'd burg-her if you know what I mean.

...

elucidate.

>mfw huge oral fixation
>mfw I pay prostitutes solely to go down on them for an hour

>swallowing literal STD fluid

my disgust knows no bounds

I'd eat the burger strategically placed near her crotch with much fervor and delight, then after I finished I'd wipe my mouth with a napkin and thank her for the meal and tip my fedora.