Marinated eggs

>can be done by a five year old
>10x flavor increase
>free trip to flavortown included
>the eggs will literally make love with your mouth

what's your excuse for not marinating your eggs?

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I marinate my eggs in virgin boy urine.

where do you get your virgin boy piss? should i post an ad over at r9k?

>literally

Disgusting, stop it.

Eggs come out of the Assgina of a rancid bird.

it's not the same virgin man piss makes the eggs extremely bitter I would suggest emailing your local schools

eggs have a shield to protect their insides from the assgina

you should be more worried that the food you swallow has to go through your filthy mouth, mister

I just check the variety on /tv/. Sometimes piss is on sale.

You sound gross

Because I want to eat my eggs. Not further sink into depression.