I've set up a few dating profiles, and have been fairly successful with getting free meals from strangers. Usually we agree to meet at a fancy restaurant, and though it's never actually stated, it's heavily implied that I will be paying for everything. I won't be, of course. I usually lorder three or four of the most expensive entres on the menu, as well as a few appetizers as well. It's not my intention to eat everything, but just to sample and taste everything at my leisure. Towards the end of the meal, once I've had my fill, I excuse myself to the bathroom, letting my date know that I'll soon return. I never do though. I make my way to my car and drive home, delete my dating profile before making a new one, and never return their phone calls.
AMA
Jack Peterson
are you poor?
Anthony Torres
dishonorable
Eli Campbell
No, not at all.
That's not really a question, but I'll treat it like one. >dishonorable? Semantics.
Christian Robinson
if thats true youre a real cunt
Jonathan Brooks
I don't see a problem with this. Holes are monsters and you're taking them down a peg. Keep the faith user.
Christopher Baker
I think you're just jealous.
Well that wasn't my intention, but I guess it's an added bonus. I just want really expensive, fancy food for free.
Isaiah Williams
Honestly if you're going to take food without paying for it, why screw over the business? Make the dumb woman pay. Restaurant gets paid, you get fed, she learns that life isn't a free pass because of her warm wet place. Win/Win bro.
Cameron Walker
thats mean
Jordan Turner
That's exactly what I'm doing. It's pretty fucking great, I have to admit. It's like the opposite of standing them up. Shit has me laughing the whole ride home.
Logan Thomas
Fags
Alexander Roberts
This. I approve.
If you're going to skip out on a bill, this way is sound and fair.
Joshua Taylor
>thats funny and ingenious ftfy user
Brayden Lopez
i am proud user, keep it up. fuck the haters. they're either disease ridden holes or their sloppy 2nd boyfriends.
Luis Smith
>ingenious funny perhaps but ingenious no
Jordan Walker
Are you a grill?
Henry Rivera
The woman gets stuck with the bill after Chad departs
James Jenkins
No dude. Not gay either.
Ian Richardson
if you're sticking a roastie with the tab I'm 1000% on board and will high five you.
Carter Gomez
If this is true 10/10 I wish I had the balls for this lmao
Nathaniel Barnes
Who pays when fags go out for dinner?
Jaxon Edwards
they split the bill like reasonable homosexuals always do
Alexander Jenkins
that's hilarious don't do it too often or go to return places though, i imagine you wouldn't be able to do this for very long without someone being able to identify you
Ian Campbell
I like to keep the time table spread out. I usually wait a couple weeks before making a new profile and setting up a date in a different town / county. I don't mind driving 45+ minutes to go to a really nice restaurant, especially when it's all comped. Fake name, fake phone number, burner e-mail addresses. It's surprisingly easy.
Levi Watson
We usually just take turns paying.
Luke Thompson
Last week, my husband's son was nice enough to pay for both of his dads. He's becoming such a grown up!
Blake Sullivan
Wow, I've never heard that one before. Not even from my husband's son.
Adrian Ortiz
Obviously she's left to pay the bill retard
Christopher Carter
If this makes you mad remember that the overwhelming majority of government social spending goes towards wome, you are literally working to mantain single moms
Evan Lopez
BASED
Jacob Nelson
Probably fake
Connor Moore
Based jamal x shlomo breed
Carter Jenkins
>stale pasta >not fake
Sebastian Morales
You! Motherfucking dicksmoke. I wondered where you went. Your ass is a rug when my brah finds You.
Jonathan Campbell
Are you a jew?
Daniel Barnes
Funny story, too bad it's another one of those infamous Veeky Forums 'Probably didn't happen anything like OP described' situations.
Jaxon Jones
God damn, if that was what you were hiding under that turtle neck, I'm glad I left.
Zachary Perry
*New achievement unlocked*
OP being a heterosexual
Carter Martin
Why is this board filled with so much hatred of women? Seems dumb and short sighted.
As for OP, if it works for you, props to ya. Out of the restaurants you've been too, what's been your favorite meal you've had?
Adrian Watson
This belongs on /r9k/ with the other losers.
William Wilson
>Out of the restaurants you've been too, what's been your favorite meal you've had?
