Hey, handsome! What'd you bring to the potluck?

>Hey, handsome! What'd you bring to the potluck?

that feel when no gf

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Paper plates.

That feel when no gf and the thought of someone around all the time sounds horrible.
Just cant fucking win.

Crock pot cheesy potatoes.
Time to fuck some fat chicks.

Don't let her move in with you retard.

I imagine walking in on them all getting fucked at once would sound like feeding time at a pig farm

I like fat girls, and much like mushrooms, you gotta know which ones are good and which ones are poisonous. These look pretty deadly. As for bringing stuff to potlucks, I bring haggis, neeps and tatties, generally.

Or some baked tuna/salmon.

Only blue hair and sunglasses are below my standards.

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I hate this faggot

If it makes you feel better, he's never won an award that he was nominated for.

My appetite ;)

but seriously, If this is a pre-mulligan potluck, I have so many choices. I'd probably slay these bitches with my pörkölt and nokedli, simply based on cost vs return. It would land me the Green Cardigan and Rodent Rhonda for sure, with Blue-haired Val Kilmer operating the live-feed.

might fuck the one all the way on the left

JUST

yes yes maybe no no yes no

DEEZ NUTS

Hawaiian sliders

Why, I brought the President of the United States of America, Mr. Donald J. Trump, as my guest. Say hello, girls!

Wtf, are you in Gamma Iota Sigma?

FUCK OFF ROASTIES

Android gfs cant come soon enough

from left to right
fuck 1# and kill the rest

Apple is superior.

Where is this from?
I think I know the girl in the middle.

I brought some extra large sausage for some extra large ladies, now which one of you brought the fish tacos?

Or to put it bluntly, I brought my cock. I am going to have sex with all of you. Rough, dirty, unprotected sex, probably involving the food.
I am going to eat creamed corn out of your cunt.

I brought 35 rounds of 5.56 NATO, served hot.

Sugar free pie!

That's one way to clear the room

>implying 5.56 could damage a true hambeast

>corn chowder
>paper bowls

Inb4 Apple removes the penis jack

water

>Hey, handsome! What'd you bring to the potluck?

brownies :)

Nothing. As a woman, it's your duty to cook for ME.
Get to work, "ladies".

The blue shirt literally has a man jaw
It's a fat dude

Not enough, I reckon.