WEBM Thread

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pls make new ones

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She's really cute but I get the feeling she's self absorbed

I hate when women pretend to act cute or try to force it, cuteness is supposed to be natural, putting on an act just immediately reveals some veil in my eyes that you are the biggest bitch and will suck the very soul out of any man which manages to fall into your web.

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>generic, modified dinkface
>really cute

pick one

Thanks, I will. I enjoy the webm threads here but they're getting stale.

>gochujang
does it taste good?

I use Webm for Retards and sometimes Swiff Army Knife.

They're both pretty easy to use.

Swiff is easier to use; you pretty much just set it to convert to webm and let it run. However, it's not as handy at editing. I only keep it around for a few features that Webm for Retards can't do.

Webm for Retards is more intuitive for editing and gives you more direct control for making the webm look good. The advanced features may look intimidating, but it's not that hard to learn and they're optional.

webm related, I made with both Swiff Army Knife and Webm for Retards.

I used Swiff to cut out a few segments out of the clip (which Webm for Retards can't do). I could have done it with a video editor, but it would've have been more of a hassle. I then used Webm for Retards for the final encoding.

>cracking the egg on an edge and not a flat surface

Pepin would be very upset

I fucking hate these facebook-tier wannabe artsy cooking videos

Might be good but it looks like stoner food...

You should link to its new website. It was literally banned from Github for having "retard" in the name. Makes me laugh since the wife of the founder went around bullying people.

gitgud.io/nixx/WebMConverter

mama mia thatsa good pizza

i used to make them via some command line prompt thing. mostly ppppporn

I wanna fuck that girl. Asian girls have got the best orgasm in the world... such sensitive :3

You type like a back alley rapist that collects his victim's fingers. Calm the autism, this isn't pornhub.

dont be rude for me, cutie :3

Thanks for the tips. I'm tired of spamming pasta all the time, I think I may actually start making some OC

t. Pajeet Vindaloo

Whoever made this held the camera way too close

I-Is that hot pepper paste she's shoveling in?

It's more sweet than spicy, but she's added way too much. Notice how the other girl is hardly able to eat the mess she's made. Sure, the rice cakes will have a nice, flavorful coating, but those noodles are never going to get properly cooked.

>I used Swiff to cut out a few segments out of the clip (which Webm for Retards can't do
You can do that with webm for retards with the "multiple trim" tool.

Didn't know borat could cook

soup nazi?

the cute but incompetent asian girl schtick is played out

Does anyone have that webm of an Elote (ear of corn on a stick with garnishes) being made? I've got someone who's from Mexico that wanted it see what I was referring to when I first saw it but I don't have it saved on my computer.

Much appreciated for anyone that can post it

whoops wrong webm

>ywn teach these retards how to feed themselves

holy fuck
i bet she fucks like her life depended on it

If anyone was wondering
youtube.com/channel/UC1x3zVQBLhsFjb6LGZ3qYNw

She only ever had one gimmick and she ran it into the ground almost instantly.

What is this?

Shit, I just noticed the filename.

She has nice tits. Too bad she's insane.

youtu.be/6qN8ugx7EIY

>woman
>not self absorbed

>self absorbed
all Koreans are pretentious faggots so that is a given.

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this?

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i want saltbae to drop salt onto his forearm and then have it land on my erect dick.

>they just keep dumping shit on it

I feel like these webms summarize Mexican cuisine accurately

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dunno what kind of gochujang you have but mine isn't that sweet, definitely not more sweet than spicy

she put in like 3 times as much as she should for a pan

Fresh OC

Seems like good quality to me, certainly not the work of an amateur

Knowing better but still acting like a trumplike politician from alabama

I can almost hear the millenials praising this for the "genius and original" way of cooking an egg.
Videos like this are actively making people worse at cooking.

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That's pretty much the basis of korean cooking.. Stirfry meat and douse it with gochujang.

i'm amazed the can didn't explode sooner than that.

when i go to the grocery store every can has a fucking dent, but you're telling me they can withstand a full minute of being consumed by lava?

>how to make eggs benedict but fucking terible.webm

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you can tell she's had eyelid folding surgery to make her eyes bigger due to the strange, bulging sacks under her eyes where they tucked them

>butter is clearly not soft
>added both eggs at once

It's crazy this is actually traditional. It looks like some tasty abomination, but they actually used to eat this

9/10 WOULD EAT

>used to eat this
they still eat it. it's really not that old a dish.

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>puts ladle covered in sauce into wrong container
nice juan, rosita

Bastard!

meh

looks bland

I wanna be inside her.

wooooo she's Asian AND cooking? that makes my pee pee go BOING BOING
like if you agree

Why didn't they do a taste test?

I like this post

Mexicans don't have cuisine, they have food.

my man

i know im fully BOING'D

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I think I laughed at this way more than I should have.

Veeky Forums is a /pol/ controlled board faggot.

go away

stop being a autistic

Honestly your rogue mention of Trump really was retarded.

nothing is more resilient than the mexican kidney

+1 :^)

I just want Mexico to stop existing

ffmpeg
>ffmpeg -i input.mkv -ss 00:00:00.000 -to 00:01:00.000 -c:v libvpx -crf 10 -b:v 500K -vf scale=640:-1 -an output.webm
-ss is where the webm will start from, -to is the end, -b:v is the bitrate, you'll probably have to mess with it to get it to fit on Veeky Forums. Remove -an if you want to leave the audio.

Am I missing something? It just looks like hollandaise with asparagus blended in and a poached egg.

South Korean so no shit captain obvious?

da fuck

How did I not notice that until now?

Well, that should make things a little easier.

Why are gooks so bad at pizza?

>wearing a watch
>moving the guard back
Proof that this man has never cut a steak on that machine before this moment

>how to eat a pussy
Post more of jack please

Corn chips, corn on the cob, fake cheese probably made using corn oil, fake cream probably made using hydrogenated corn oil, all topped with boiled corn. great cornucopia.