ITT: best pasta

>noodles

You mean pasta?

>Pasta
You mean macaroni?
Nice Reddit spacing also faggot

T H I C C

ye, in my language it means the same

>macaroni

you

mean

carbohydrates

?

Disgusting

>carbohydrates

You mean sugar?

The best are the ones you make yourself

That's knöpfle kamerad

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Strozzapreti is not only the best pasta, but has the coolest name.

Swiss or Gsiberger?

Hurr Durr food isn't healthy

The true patrician.

Looks like sickly baby's teeth.

>sugar

You mean carbon?

>Can't scoop it with a spoon
>Breaks when you pierce it with a fork
>Doesn't hold sauce

Best pasta my ass.

If those called are mini wheels (Rotelle), would a non-mini wheel be the size of your plate?

ugh, looks like tonsilloliths

the noodle thing drives me insane

What do you have, little baby spoons?

For me, it's Feminine Penne, the best pasta

Oh hell yeah. Had pork knuckles and spaeztle with gravy at a German restaurant in southern Indiana and it was pretty good. Haven't gotten to have it again since though unfortunately.

this is my favourite pasta shape

I wish they made penne that was as long as spaghetti

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tonsillolith

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me (not pictured) in the middle

linguine is my favorite
i can use it with anything from clam to alfredo to pesto, and it still works for every dish

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Try Bucatini my dude

You mean protons and electrons?

Bucatini is the worst pasta shape, and I mean absolutely the worst. Try eating a Bucatini dish with sauce, you will end up wanting to hurl that shit against the nearest wall.

>farfalle
>literal memenoodle
>good

I would love to fight you to the death.

I can't take your opinion seriously. You have really broken my trust also. This is a sad series of events.

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Elder god tier:
>Farfalle
>Orzo
God tier:
>Spaghettini
>Rotelle
Good tier:
>Rigatoni
>Penne
Edible tier:
>Tagliatelle
>Spaghetti
Bad tier:
>Linguine
>Conchiglie
Oh shit nigger what the fuck are you doing tier:
>Fusilli
>Elbow macaroni

>Farfalle that high
>Fusilli that low
Pleb.

Also, who /potato gnocchi with bolognesa/ here?

Farfalle is the worst because it's a pain in the ass to stab with a fork, falls off the fork too easily, and holds sauce about as well as a sieve.

AND, might I add, that the center of the crimped bit is NEVER PROPERLY COOKED THROUGH.
Fucking worst pasta.

>Orzo
My brother from another mother.

If they were mini wheels wouldn't it be Rotellini?

You mean quarks?

CHOOSE YOUR CHARACTER

Best answer.

Not noodles you fucking piece of shit

spaghetti
Anything else and you're a fleshlight fucking NEWFAG

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Thats a long penne

t. aldi shopper

"Look at me I'm sophisticated because as an English speaker I use the Italian word for noodles instead of the English one"
pasta=noodles=Nudeln who gives a fuck

thanks

I absolutely love pasta made from bean flour. I don't even have a Gluten problem either. I just love the taste and heartiness.

cartoon shaped mac and cheese > normie mac and cheese

That's bellissimo motherfucker, made it for dinner. Gnocci a top tier.

I like Farfalle, but mostly for nostalgic purposes. I remember the first time my dad got me to eat pesto was when I was around six years old, and he did it by making farfalle with pesto and sliced up Italian sausage. Threw some shallot and sun dried tomatoes in there. It's one of my go to comfort foods.

I don't shop there.

Pici are godtier but i have no idea how to get them outside of tuscany

tonsil stones?

They all taste the same.

>noodles

Came here to post that
Found this shit last month and gained 5 pounds

>orzo
Fuck off rice nigger

wow die

>macaroni

MACCHERONI also it is just another type of pasta, like farfalle or spaghetti etc.

That's not penne my guy

feminine what? it's just penne

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