I like my pizza thicc. And you?

I like my pizza thicc. And you?

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thats not a pizza, that is a fucking mess

"Detroit style" even though most pizzerias in Detroit are franchises of national brands.

Come the fuck on, that's pretty much just calzone with the top removed.

>guy who can't eat ribs without making a mess
>guy who can't eat wings without making a mess
>guy who can't eat subs without making a mess
>guy who can't eat large sized burgers without making a mess
Ok, but don't blame adults for your lack of eating capability, wuss

A calzone is literally a pizza that's been folded over, it's not any more or less food, it's just a pizza folded over like a taco and with the dough pressed around

I love Sicilian pizza.

Fuck'in niggers try to steal everything...

>Sicilian pizza.

Sicilian pizza is not the same as Detroit style pizza, you culinary retard.

If you can't identify the difference, you're either A. a joke or B. someone who's never traveled to taste both.

OK buddy...

michigan.org/blog/guest-blogger/all-square-a-history-of-detroit-style-pizza

I'd rather have no pizza than eat that.

Sicilian pizza = a square pizza
Detroit style pizza = a pizza that has been baked in oil in a pan with toppings all the way to the edge

The thing that makes Detroit style pizza is the caramelized crust that is basically cheese infused and the crispy crust

>An authentic Sicilian pizza or sfincione is made with a thick, spongy dough that is made from a mixture of flour, water, yeast, and olive oil that is allowed to rise.

>The dough is pressed into a well-oiled square baking pan and then topped with a sauce made from onions sautéed in olive oil, chopped anchovies, tomatoes, and spices like oregano and crushed red pepper.

>The sauce is covered with breadcrumbs and grated caciocavallo cheese and then baked in a hot oven. The spongy dough will soak up the olive oil at the bottom of the pan and create a crispy, charred bottom, while the middle will remain soft and spongy.

>For Detroit-style Sicilian pizza, use the same kind of spongy dough pressed into a well-oiled square baking pan, but top with tomato sauce and mozzarella cheese, preferably fresh

>>An authentic Sicilian pizza or sfincione is made with a thick, spongy dough

Detroit style pizza is crispy. You act as if the blog you linked makes up for your lack of experience in either style.

Says the fat man that never left the country.

"Buddy’s Pizza has been serving up the original Detroit-style square pizza since opening its doors on the corner of Six Mile Road and Conant Street in 1946. Offering traditional Sicilian-style square pizza, made-from-scratch soup, celebrated antipasto salad and more, the family-owned restaurant uses only the freshest ingredients and original family recipes."

From Buddy's Pizza Website...

I like my pizza like i like my women.

I like my pizza how i like my women.


flat.

>A calzone is literally a pizza that's been folded over
Nah all the calzones I've eaten have a consistency similar to Hot Pockets.

greasy and way too large for comfort?

Made by illegal immigrants

>someone who's never traveled to taste both.

Who the fuck wants to go to Detroit?

>On the first page of her instagram
>"You Know you want this dick"
>fine, give it to me

bookmarking this one

you have never had a good calzone

Oh fuck off. A crispy shell is better than a doughy pizza shell.

I just want to have sex with a pizza, one time before I die.

;___;

' ' is too saucy, but I don't mind thicc dough.

With a cheese pizza? That's natural.

>I just want to have sex with a pizza, one time before I die
I'll let you rent my pizza

Why is she smoking

it must hurt to be that dumb
i hope it does, at least

to suppress appetite

Obviously photoshopped?

There are lots of local places though. Yeah we have domino's like everyone else too.

For me, it's the 'go 'za

With an awful case of hyperlordosis?

Has anyone ever made a pizza lasagna before?

It would be good with bread dough or pasta.

It sounds good to me.

First chicken parmesan tendy bites and now pizza lasagna, so many good ideas lately from this place.