What are the best and worst chocolate bars?

the best

oh henry
snickers
hersheys cookie and cream
reese's
mars

worst - too many.....

best big hunk worst idk to many to choose

milky way is just a shitty snickers

>hersheys or 3 musketeers better than anything

Best:
Whatchamacalit
Almond Joy
Reeses sticks
Not sure if this counts, but Snickers ice cream bars

Worst:
3 Musketeers
Butterfinger
Milky Way
Hershey's

Also, Charleston Chews are underrated

I personally love Heath bars. But honestly it’s pretty hard to mess up delicious chocolate.

As far as regular old candy bars go, my rank is:
1. Skor, ALWAYS and forever.
2. Snickers
3. Heath
4. Payday
5. Almond Joy

Payday isn't chocolate

No, but it's a fucking candy bar.

Worst fucking chocolate bar ever

Probably the best chocolate bar

>But honestly it’s pretty hard to mess up delicious chocolate.
These guys managed it

Yeah, Hershey bars are the fucking worst chocolate ever made.

OP asked for chocolate

Did you read my post? I said my top regular old candy bars. Idgaf what exactly OP asked for, because my answer was all inclusive.

Why cookies and cream? Tastes like soap to me.

TOP TEIR
Bounty
HeathBar/Skor
KitKat
Reeses PB cups
Cadbury's Dairy Milk
Flake
Crunchie
Aero
Lion bar

GOOD TIER
Almost all British candy bars

PLEB TIER
Most US candy bars

WORST TIER
Most third world candy
Turkish Delight

for me its a 3 muskateer

>literally just shitty Hersheys chocolate with peanuts in it
>somehow the combo makes it good

Idk might be nostalgia factor

I was always happy to get Mr. Goodbars in my Halloween candy, but I'm pretty sure I have never eaten a full-size one.

Anything from this brand. Pricey but the milk chocolate is the best I've ever had. The coffee one is seriously fantastic too.

Worst to me is Reeces, something about them nauseates me.

I buy these very rarely because I will eat the entire thing at once.

>be me
>decide to make homemade brownies
>milka bar is in the pantry
>break into little squares
>assort them on top of batter
>pop into oven
I've never lost control and ate an entire sheet of brownies. Good god when I found out these babies were coming I knew I'd be fucked. I was so hooked that I actually ruined this chocolate bar for myself and I've been sick of it ever since.

Snickers with almonds

The Safeway near me sells the big bars 2/$3, it's a daily fucking battle. Milka brownies sound great though, maybe I'll steal that for a special occasion.

youtu.be/QcjlzSod0CE

kek the times were different then

Best:100 grand, dark chocolate milky way, the snickers that had rice crispies in them, a chilled twix
worse:baby ruth, 3 musketeers, mounds

Everything else is okay

>Worst
Snickers. Inedible trash.
>Best
Take 5 or maybe Heath.

Andes Mint Chocolate > Tobleron > Dove Dark > Mr goodbar > 100 grand > Symphony > Kit Kat > Carlos V > 3 musketeers >>>>> everything else.

in terms of American trash candy, Snickers and KitKat objectively have the most balanced flavors/textures. Take 5 is almost perfect but there's too much going on. Twix is good but only if the temperature is correct.

pic related is the only good Hershey's and better than both Heath and Toblerone imho

I'm not sure I've had a bad candy bar. but my least favorite would be nestle crunch
the best are
Whatchamacalit
maple bun (pic related)
take five
100grand
twix pb
snickers with almonds
midnight milky way
mallow cups

100% of those candy bars contain PGPR. I'll pass.

I've been eating that shit for centuries and i'm still kickin'

montezuma 100% chocolate with cacao nibs
step up and do it. let your aztec warrior spirit out

best
>heath
worst
>3 musketeers

OP and all of you are wrong. these are not chocolate bars. a chocolate bar is a bar of chocolate. not candy. either white, milk, semisweet, bittersweet, or pure cacao. best are trader joes 86% chocolate lovers bars (interesting flavor), Blanxart from Spain.

if you never had a chance to have this i feel genuinely bad for you

Sorry but it's true

>Snickers above Milky Way

Yeah 100 Grand is probably one of my favorites easily.

I mean I don't mind turkish delight, but it's not a candy bar.

Man I forgot Take 5 existed, probably because it's only 13 years old.

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wtf is this. never seen it before.

anything with nougat = best
anything with toffee = worst

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Goddamnit, you don't fuck with a kitkat, it's perfect already

or is it

There's a special place reserved in hell just for this abomination.

Literally none of those are as good as a normal kitkat

You guys seem upset. EAT A SNICKERS™

Except Strawberry.

I like Snickers and Mars.

Can agree. Coming from Australia, Cadbury is the number 1 chocolate. Tried Hersheys and was instantly disappointed

>Andes Mint Chocolate
I don't like mint chocolate to begin with but my grandparents ruined these for me. They bought an enormous package and kept them around the house for years; to the point they went stale. They wouldn't buy anymore candy until the Andes were gone because that's how things were. I'd eat one every so often but they were gross.

Dis the one I like

Snickers is the lamest candy bar in the world. An afterthought of a treat, if that.

What is with the Hershey's hate brigade?
What does it taste like to other nationalities? Is it the vegemite of candy?

FIGHT CLUB toxic BOYHOOD.
juuuuusssssttttttg!

>"chocolate" bars
>99% of them are just wafers with filling like caramel, nuts or nougat, covered in a micron thin coat of chocolate

why can't I just buy a fucking slab of solid chocolate? Yes I know it'll be expensive as fuck.

ew why would you? that's like eating a can of cake frosting by itself.

Exactly. I want to do that but with chocolate

mr. goodbar is the worst

Coconut is for assholes.

Because a large hunk of chocolate, some good Scotch, and a mug of hot black coffee together make a fantastic late night treat.

Faggot

bounty>snickers>reeses>mars

>the virgin mounds
>the almond joy chad

it always amuses me that the one with mounds on top of the bar isnt called mounds

Literally vomit.

'The Hershey flavor is widely recognized in the United States, but less so internationally, especially in areas where European chocolates are more widely available. The process is a company and trade secret, but experts speculate that the milk is partially lipolyzed, producing butyric acid, which stabilizes the milk from further fermentation. This flavor gives the product a particular sour, "tangy" taste which the US public has come to associate with the taste of chocolate, to the point that other manufacturers often add butyric acid to their milk chocolates.'

'Butyric acid is present in, and is the main distinctive smell of, human vomit.'

I've tried Hershey's and it's a crime against chocolate.

Hershey's tastes like a mixture of chocolate, chalk and cardboard box. It has a nasty smell to it, must be the added vomit. Americans grow up thinking this is what chocolate is supposed to taste like.

Boost is like sex

Clark bars are just a poor man's butter finger

I like mars
fight me

MOTHER

FUCKING

MOUNDS

GET THAT WEAK-ASS MILK CHOCOLATE AND ALMOND BULLSHIT THE FUCK OUT OF HERE

I think you're wrong.

>TOP TIER
>Bounty

stopped reading there

terrible opinion

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BOOP BOOP NIGGERS
NOT A CHOCOLATE BAR BUT HERE'S THE BEST

3 musketeers is a God tier chocolate bar.

the chocolate in all these is pure rubbish; they all suck

Best:
Milky Way Midnight
Butterfinger
3 Musketeers

A good candy bar needs to have some texture to it, either crispy or crunchy. This rules out things like 3 musketeers and hershey's which is just plain chocolate.

The best

Sure, if you enjoy semen

this

that looks pretty good for third world candy

No kinder bueno yet? You guys are lame