If your table doesn't look like this on Thanksgiving Day, you are doing it wrong

If your table doesn't look like this on Thanksgiving Day, you are doing it wrong.

It doesn't. I'm happy it doesn't look like that.

every thanksgiving i go to the annual family gathering, eat nothing, and then go out and get carvel
Fuck turkey

That's a lot of food for one person

I think we use a green tablecloth

Last Thanksgiving I had duck. This year I'm thinking a nice T-bone.

>no pumpkin pie
>no bread rolls
>no cider

fail

>corn bread and cornbread stuffing instead of crusty sourdough and bread dressing

Gtfo AL and MS.

>cornbread stuffing
That's just wrong though. Here in AL it's cornbread 'n chicken dressing.

>Here in AL it's cornbread 'n chicken dressing
>hey y'all, we're having turkey! Let's make something with chicken!

At least you're not MS.

No stuffing/dressing or yams at my table since we're not fans of them. We'll definitely have pumpkin pie instead of apple and plenty of pic related because hispanic

>no pumpkin pie

do native americans celebrate thanksgiving?

not joking

ham and turkey?
Do American's Really do this?

no, they lost.

I wouldn't be complaining and I'm as cracker-white as they come. arroz con gandules is motherfucking tip-top

>plenty of pic related because hispanic
Thanksgiving is a hu-White tradition, user. You have to go back. Save your energy for cinco de mayo, Pablo.
I found reddit

>having family and friends
pleb shit.

I legitimately hope you die. You are a waste of life and too stupid to use half your brain.

you still have to go back, Jorge

Everyone point and laugh at the autist

Betty Crocker called OP...wants her dinner back.

Not turkey day without greenbean casserole

Add Watergate salad and you're good to go

Don't Americans eat Pumpkin Pie on Thanksgiving?
Where's the Pumpkin Pie?

It would take me up to Xmas to eat all that spread on my own :|

im not us so i dont care of td

For real tho - you have to go back

>those sad, undressed steamed vegetables
>that underbaked cornbread
>superfluous fruit garnish on the turkey
>no green bean casserole
>apple pie

sad!

But think of the leftovers!

>turkey doesn't have a vagina carved into it
Lol wtf get with times, old man.

>Ham AND Turkey
>pie served WITH dinner
>just a plate of carrots and green beans

> tfw never experienced true thanksgiving dinner
> growing up was always instant potatoes, dry as fuck overcooked turkey, green bean "casserole" made with every preservative infused ingredient imaginable
> tfw my father never had the balls to disown my mother

Ausfag here. Looks pretty darn good to me.
The veges do look a little plain Jane doe.