I just drank seven beers and two pounds of chicken nuggets

I just drank seven beers and two pounds of chicken nuggets.
I'm supposed to cook and eat dinner with my wife in three hours, but I'm already buzzed and full.
What do I do, Veeky Forums?

Order a pizza

How do you drink chicken nuggets?

>two pounds of chicken nuggets
How many actual nuggets tho?

Answer the question

what you gonna eat for dinner?

Pretend your having stomach issues, spend an hour on the toilet fucking around on your phone. Say that you cant cook tonight and make it up to her tomorrow.
Its not fucking rocket surgery.

>What do I do, Veeky Forums?
drink moar

In situations like these, I like to fake a seizure.

Sorry, I forgot the verb. Of course, I ate the nuggets with mayo and bbq sauce.

Not sure. A whole bag. I did the math, it's about 2800 calories worth of nuggets.

The plan was that we'd make a bit pot of mashed potatoes and a pot of mashed butternut squash. Then, we were going to experiment with vegan gravy recipes, just for fun. But now I'm drunk and not hungry at all, so I don't know how I'm going to pretend to be interested.

I would, but I promised my wife that I wouldn't touch the dark ale and that's all we have left. So, if I start drinking that, she'll know I've spent the whole day drinking.
What I mean to say is, around 10 AM today I went out and picked up a 12-pack of Miller, which is what I've been drinking.

here's a picture from our trip to japan, in case any of your are interested in that kind of thing

I wouldn't be hungry either if I knew I was gonna be making vegan food

The mash won't be vegan, just the gravy. Don't be a nonce.

>Consuming over 3,500 calories well before dinner time.
You must be a big guy

I only eat like this one the weekends, but I'm a big man. About 6' 2" and coming in under 270. We go to the gym 4-5 mornings out of the week, but of course I could still afford to lose about 50 pounds.
Having said all that, I'm already married so I don't worry about it too much.

Why are you taking picture of elementary students, user?

One of two things:
>tell her the truth
>tell her you want a divorce

don't be ridiculous

Just barf it all up in the toilet then take a shower to soap off the smell. One trick is letting the water from the shower head run up your nose while keeping your lungs shut by constantly swallowing. In this fashion your drinking water through your nose and clearing out the barf residue from your sinuses.

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Just go to bed.
That's what my husband did after drinking vodka and eating a bunch of pizza while I was out today.

I'd rather him do that than pester me with stupid drunkness. I can cook my own dinner.

ok, so you binged. complete the cycle by purging and you'll be fine

MORE IMPORTANTLY. IS THAT NOBUNAGA CONCERTO??? 3

Make a chopped salad.

>Married so I don't worry about it
Breh...

Real talk, how badly are you cucking your hubby on the side?

Not at all. I take marriage vows seriously. My parents have been married more than 40 years. They taught us right, don't get married unless you fucking mean it.

You can tell us, its all user here

>/pol/ babby can't handle the possibility that healthy committed relationships exist.
Life isn't your internet porn bud.

I'm not a nazi, I'm just here for some juicy NTR stories

Yeah, no, I'm completely serious. We both take our vows seriously. We had a whole conversation before our wedding about how if either of us had any doubts, to take the out. Because once we were married, that was it. Yeah, we both complain about each other sometimes, and have rocky patches, but that's the "for better or worse" part.

Sorry, that was meant for

Fair enough

Play some vidya

Is that in Osaka castle park?

You ate the woman that bloats up the moment she has a ring on her finger. Fuck you and everyone else like you. Hope your wife cheats and divorces your fat ass.

obv no one is interested

how often does she lefts you assfuck her

asking for a friend

This Tbqh senpai. It never doesn't work

user, I think you have a problem...

Haha ate

what is the source of the manga page?

Fucking autocorrect. But kind of makes sense.