Hello Sir. Oh! We will need to see the barcode on the email for the free Veterans Day dinner.
Oh sure, just a minute.
>Whip out phone
>Toddler porn with a huge hairy lumberjack fellow trying to enter on the unlock screen and wallpaper.
Heh heh! *snort* -Waitress
Here you go. - Me
Thank you for your service sir.
>Everything went better than expected.
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>wearing my HMCS Montreal hat
>out just trying to get some cheap drunk food
>wore the hat because it's cold and you lose a lot of heat from your head
>"EY BRAH WHERED YOU GET THAT HAT"
>"i-i bought it"
>"AR U SURE KID ITS A GOOD HAT"
>"n-no i just bought it from a boat, please leave me alone"
>"OK CUZ WE VALUE SOLJIAH AT MY BAR AND ID HAVE BOUGHT OYU A DRINK IF YOU ANSWERED DIFFERENTLY"
what kind of fucking madman is proud of military """service"""
My issue isn't with people seeing my phone when I flash coupons and stuff at restaurants, its watching kiddie porn on southwest flights and having people say to turn it off. Like they have some power over me and are completely incapable of averting their eyes.
>Furry
>Autistic
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there is literally nothing to be proud of in the military.
It's one of the most secure jobs i've ever had, but easily the worst in that it's the least fulfilling. Nothing you do there is actually worth anything, and yet you're judged by cost-value and profit-generation, just like in some shitty two-bit corp job.
You don't need to turn it off bruh. Only if the flight attendant says so. If people can watch shit on laptops and phones you can too. Just be discrete and don't do it in front of kids.
I just wear a blanket over my head.
Toddlercon is not okay. I'm going to need some evidence or links to images like it so I might contact the authorities and inform them of this sick individual.
I also want to masturbate to it.
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>cheese pizza
please delete this, the past is all the way over there and it should fucking stay tehre
>not announcing to your in-flight seat partners that you will be watching loli sluts on your tablet to be polite
>not offering to share the screen so you can all enjoy little girl pussy on the go
Disgusting.