Free Veterans Day Meal

Hello Sir. Oh! We will need to see the barcode on the email for the free Veterans Day dinner.

Oh sure, just a minute.

>Whip out phone
>Toddler porn with a huge hairy lumberjack fellow trying to enter on the unlock screen and wallpaper.


Heh heh! *snort* -Waitress

Here you go. - Me

Thank you for your service sir.

>Everything went better than expected.

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>wearing my HMCS Montreal hat
>out just trying to get some cheap drunk food
>wore the hat because it's cold and you lose a lot of heat from your head
>"EY BRAH WHERED YOU GET THAT HAT"
>"i-i bought it"
>"AR U SURE KID ITS A GOOD HAT"
>"n-no i just bought it from a boat, please leave me alone"
>"OK CUZ WE VALUE SOLJIAH AT MY BAR AND ID HAVE BOUGHT OYU A DRINK IF YOU ANSWERED DIFFERENTLY"

what kind of fucking madman is proud of military """service"""

My issue isn't with people seeing my phone when I flash coupons and stuff at restaurants, its watching kiddie porn on southwest flights and having people say to turn it off. Like they have some power over me and are completely incapable of averting their eyes.

>Furry
>Autistic

Everything checks out

there is literally nothing to be proud of in the military.

It's one of the most secure jobs i've ever had, but easily the worst in that it's the least fulfilling. Nothing you do there is actually worth anything, and yet you're judged by cost-value and profit-generation, just like in some shitty two-bit corp job.

You don't need to turn it off bruh. Only if the flight attendant says so. If people can watch shit on laptops and phones you can too. Just be discrete and don't do it in front of kids.

I just wear a blanket over my head.

Toddlercon is not okay. I'm going to need some evidence or links to images like it so I might contact the authorities and inform them of this sick individual.

I also want to masturbate to it.

Veeky Forums - food and cooking, especially cheese pizza

>cheese pizza
please delete this, the past is all the way over there and it should fucking stay tehre

>not announcing to your in-flight seat partners that you will be watching loli sluts on your tablet to be polite
>not offering to share the screen so you can all enjoy little girl pussy on the go

Disgusting.

There is nothing inheritantly wrong/bad with kiddie porn. Don't get caught up and indoctrinated into their way of thinking.

Fact: Every person that has come to me saying that child sex is bad has said they have never done it themselves. Why should you believe someone who has never tried it? Boggles the mind. I've tried it and its fanfuckingtastic.

Great thread

They just tell you this do they can horse all the young meat for themselves. They know that they're at their best before a certain age so they tell you to stay away so they can get to the goods before you.

It's like trying to beat the rush on Black Friday except they tell you the sales happen on Saturday.

Not tablet. Phone. A tiny little phone. I'm pretty discrete and my earphones don't leak sound. To think some fuckers have the gall to think they have the right to determine what I can and cannot watch on my phone.

USENET.

when i was a literal child i was a bit of a sexpot but never actually got to bang

missed opportunity, or wholesome society? lord will never know

some guy did grope me up in a bike shop when i was 17 though; i didnt like that one bit

The current date is Sunday, Sepember the 8839th, 1993 AD.

It is the future.

Kids get so much free shit for doing porn work, you would be shocked. Especially in Russia.

well im canadian and not a child anymore so i guess im doomed to eternal poverty because i didnt become a male model at the age of 8

Not necessarily.

I wasn't. I knew many young girls though who contributed to the family economy because they were dirt poor doing video work and prostitution after middle and high school.

They turned out well.

yeah but im 25 now how does any of that help me now today

id have done it as a kid, but kids dont have contacts. now im not a kid, so thats it for making money for me

If I can make money fucking custom dolls such as hatsune miku online and send them exclusive to certain buyers, you can find a way to make money.

Remember I'm pullin for ya. We are all in this together.

Keep your stick on the ice.

>Keep your stick on the ice.
i hate hockey

Oops, I must have misread. I thought you said you were Canadian.

im not allowed to have a car or drive so now i hate canada

Based Red Green

Kill yourself furry shitbag

Nothing wrong with cubsex bub.

I am an admiral in KanColle and I always go out to Golden Corral on veterans day for a free meal. This year its tomorrow. They are always very nice and a free buffet with steak and shrimp in it is pretty cool.

>Golden Corral
i'd rather get food poisoning from food that actually tastes good, desu

Your way too picky dude. The food is fine. Its not gormet, but there is a good variety and a lot of the stuff is fresh and packed on site along with cutting meat too.

Enjoy that ban dipshit

Not him, but it doesn't look like he did anything wrong.

All long as you keep your sick deranged fantasies to fiction. You're little sex orgy conventions are breeding grounds for STDs and HIV (don't forget to read the sheet tracking HIV by fursona!) and the guy who gassed one did nothing wrong.

Oh muuuuurrrr

Fuck off avatarfag

Drink bleach

Ummm... No ;D

Why don't you go be rude and disruptive somewhere else?

what group, specifically? i havent usednet in years

Just report and ignore the retard. He's been pretending to be chop for a whole day now shitting up every fucking thread with it. He tells himself he's helping the board by doing this.

I think you got people mixed up there, buddy. I got global banned in this thread already and my posts deleted.
While I do hate avatarfags, mods don't do anything about it so I don't waste my time.

Yeah, I am not sure who Chop is or whatever. I just wanted to tell my story about golden corral and move on in this thread. Not sure about avatar though. I was talking about KanColle so it is relevant. Its Iowa (the battleship) from the game. Pic related.

I FOUGHT FOR ISRAEL NOW GIVE ME MY FREE MEAL!

I went to war and KILLED some childs family because i was told there was WMDS and the CIA, FBI, and ATF are home killing my family and burning kids.

JEWNITED STATES of america 07

Also my dickk was mutilated for my masters

IM A VETERAN I FOUGHHT in a jewish bankers war!

So glad I don't fall into believing your falsehoods. He is either drunk or too lost to save fellas.

Aww yuh 4 pounds of seafood salad and bread soaked chocolate fountain.

ibiblio.org/phil/fnordchan/golden-corral.txt

Can you post a summary? I cant be bothered to read while I am cooking dinner.

No.

Just an average day at a buffet

>lose a lot of heat from your head
False

Thanks!

Excuse me, furry content belongs on /trash/, thank you.

Its from an American cartoon called samurai jack. Not furry. Besides, don't focus on that, focus on the content of the conversation.

>images on an imageboard
>not part of the conversation
Anthropomorphic/furry belongs on /trash/ or at least /co/, avatarfag.

...

>I went to war and KILLED some childs family because i was told there was WMDS

That's not true, I specifically told my recruiter that I wanted to join to kill Afghanis.

I told him I wanted to take advantage of all the benefits that 4 years all stateside with 2 years training included in avionics systems would give me. Didn't do much anything but fly around in the back of a p3 and travel around the world fucking 13 year old girls at land bases.

4 years only and I have benefits that will last a lifetime.

I get concerned I am taking the life force of kids I fuck. I always try to make them food because in my mind I equate that as to giving some of it back.

Kids sometimes are at the very end of my release. With :13asongbmap431121: I enjoy making and partaking in veterans days festivities. Golden Corral is such a good institution I would wish the veterans to go there during this time. Best of peace.

Are any of the logical peoples still here? I was tallied on my YouTube proxy. :toflat113463: 11/7

the heck is this

You do reaLize I am in a lot of pain now, airwolfoff.. My dad just died and he was in kktea

:77bos11143: guy felt bad doing it on vdtra d at weekend. But solidfucl.

Dude...

More kktea and WOMF mediators or mega. Nor raterizings from a no starter got me lockrdcout

Hey mods, if you're looking for someone to help out on this board, hit me up because holy shit why is this thread still up?

Yo who the fuck likes fiddling with toddlers? Neck yourself good and tight also

MODS

Because you are wrong.

Fiddling with kids happens all the time and will continue to grow relative to the population size.

Lmfao my sides

Ikr? Women talking xd

Can you believe our private new Hampshire club just let Negros use our pool and hot tub at the same time as people now? Its full on mixed bathing now. Fuck.

At our golf club it was always limited to the mornings for blacks because older people liked to soak after golf. It was only 1996 or so we had a minority we let join because we accept public funds for waterfowl migration for the winter in our ponds. Basically we let 3 families in for 20k USD. They or even me aren't in the inner circle though.

In gonna fuck the shit into my niece this Thanksgiving. Have fun playing in Afghanistan bro!

>Didn't do much anything but fly around in the back of a p3 and travel around the world fucking 13 year old girls at land bases.

Wut??

I want to see you even try to go through basic training.

I'd like to see your pussy ass go through ranger training if you think basic is tough, fucking millennial numale.