/shitlit/

I don't get the shitting and reading meme, I wonder if it's even real. I never sit on the toilet for more than 2 minutes and don't know anyone who does.

Tintin comics. They have the perfect length and are super comfy.

Aphorisms and short essays.

I browse Veeky Forums

Poetry is perfect for this.

this

is it procrastination? not wanting wipe and get back up?

I figured its because most people have such a terrible diet their bowels are all clogged up, so it takes them ages to strain the shit out

I have a book of euphemisms. Quite funny at times, rather appropriate for pooping.

press.uillinois.edu/books/catalog/48kpt6bt9780252070433.html

I strongly believe that the toilet is one of the most important places in history.
Everyone, even the most powerful and important people, has to take a shit once in a while, and it seems crazy to me that they wouldn't take advantage of that relaxing experience to make decisions with a clear mind. The toilet is the place where history's fate is decided.

Erotica can be nice in short bursts.

Medications can bind people up. So can getting older. Weird shit starts happening when you hit late 30s and early 40s. I'm 44 and I rarely can sleep through the whole night without waking up to take a piss when back in my twenties I could drink a 6 pack before bed and not pee till I woke up 10 hours later. I can still take a dump in under 5 minutes most days and never more than 10 minutes

New Criterion, Paris, and London Reviews

I read it as scatalog

> shitting in another person's home
> shitting in any place other than your own throne room

Disgusting.

This.

Fucking Westerners are weird as shit they produce.

I swear this happens every time

m o n t a i g n e

When you gotta go, you gotta go my friend

How long do you take to shit? Christ.

Should be working but I'm reading about shit online.

I was once really constipated and read Animal Farm all the way through in one shitting

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More like IN the toilet :^)

your pic is appropiate because you're shitting all over your brain.

I mostly read LN. Index being perfect because there's so much of it, and it's infuriating reading it too long.

>occupying the throne
Kek

If it doesn't take 1-2 minutes to complete your business on an average dump there's something wrong with you. You sit down, push it out, done. No time to read. You can sit down and read literally anywhere else.

Ok zizek

this picture is fake news
women don't shit

The best shit reads are very fragmentary stuff, the kind of thing you can read in like 2 minute bursts without losing the effect.

Trout Fishing in America is perfect for the toilet, as is the Daodejing

It's not about taking a dump, but about reading in toilet. You can disembowel in 1-2 minutes, then sit for 5-10 minutes more while reading, Then you stop at some random point and continue next day.

Its just take me like 5 and >10 min max to shit.
Whats going on in your guts? Its this an American thing?

The Odor of Corruption

Enjoy your hemorrhoids later in life; you've earned them

Siting for 5-10 minutes won't do anything to you.

Why would you want to sit around with shit drying on your ass crack? Or do you wipe and then handle your book with your shit hands just sitting there reading with your balls hanging down and the shit smell coming up?

Where are you live, in India?

What?

Adorno's Minima Moralia is current in my bathroom and it's fantastic because I read an aphorism every time I go poopy.

If anything, that's because you have prostatitis.

Pic related and similar. Non-linear and non-serial, pick up, enjoy whatever's on the page that flops open, put down, move on.

No, I wipe.

Anything by Freud.

Though ideally you'd have already read it.

>Not having a complete set of Aquinas' Summa stacked on top of your toilet

Mine used to be complete, but what do you think it's there for lol.

Half an hour to an hour. Once four hours. That was an ordeal.

I once read Ulysses in its entirety while taking a dump

The Thomas Sowell Reader