WEBM Thread

Only ever saw this guy on demolition ranch videos didn't know he did food stuff.

He's been a competitive eater for a long time, one of the greats.

i.4cdn.org/gif/1510079794212.webm

"minimum jack posting teeehee"

I hope someday you look back on this phase in your life and choke to death while trying to OD on pills.

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Rules probably say the time is supposed to start at the first bite, no to the first cut.

Competitive eating is fascinating.

though the first cut is the deepest

sauce?

>bodybuilding.com
glorious

I'm eating everything in that video tomorrow for spite.

Be from Canada, apparently.

sister?

And be Polish.

All that cholesterol.

You mean all those gains.

Now this is just stupid.

Alcohol is a vasodilator. It will improve workouts and deliver the nutrients in a post-workout shake faster.

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imagine the gains after that.

All the gains.

All that dietary cholesterol, making it pretty irrelevant as far as LDL (bad) serum cholesterol goes.

Is that just a basic cheat day or someone being released from prison?

>implying dietary cholesterol means shit

Unless you already have some sort of heart disease it's completely meaningless.

Judging by his attire I'm going with just got out of prison, and I can't blame him at all. If I went to prison the day I got out I would just go into a KFC, order the all you can eat buffet, and just live there for the whole day.

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It also hinders the body's ability to synthesize protein...

Or he's just an office worker who smoked a fat spliff in the car park prior.

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>babby has a problem eating skin and scraps.
Every part of the animal like the injuns

>Avocado is a healthy alternative to cheese!
>Adds cheese and dairy anyway

WHAT'S THE POINT

FUCKING COASTAL LIBERAL SOY BOYS FUCK OFF WITH YOUR BLAND GREEN CLAY MEME FROOT RRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Is this food?

NonononnonNONONONONONONONONONONONO

>the absolute pathetic shit people will do for youtube views

That man holds several Guinness world records. What have you done?

>have a good day

>literally defending a man eating a cactus for youtube views

Guinness world records at what? being a dumbass?

Maybe you'll get a Guinness world record for posting the most cartoon frogs on the internet.

Gaston, is that you?

>watching people eat
is this the cuckoldery of food porn?

>pizza
>it's just uncooked floppy bread with no toppings

>wanting to see the same 5 webms over and over
we get it, le randumb xD reddit man pretends to be bad at cooking to get lots of youtube views.

50 eggs?

I want this monster to eat my pussy holy shit

It turned you on?

I just want to say I've had the disgusting.webm (tostilocos) twice at a Mexican corn stand not too far from where I am.

The first time was weird as fuck. It's just a mix of a a lot of clashing flavors. I did not like the pickled pork skin. I enjoyed the tamarind peanuts, they added a nice crunch.

I had it a second time without the pork skin. I get it now.

It was basically tostitos, lime juice, hot sauce, taijin, tamarind candy, chamoy, green mango, cucumber, and tamarind peanuts.

I recommend trying it if you can find it.

Want the kings of cacti? Children of Poseidon.
eating: youtube.com/watch?v=ZHqArvFxnxQ
drinking: youtube.com/watch?v=p_0-F-uudFE
bonus famous video: youtu.be/PHSJCMkUa9Y?t=18

Wash it down with this.

Get off the internet grandma

I'll just stick to a Michelada with taijin on the brim.

>5 webms

Pretty sure I have at least 40 and that's not all of them

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I wonder if its possible to get officially diagnosed mentally retarded just by videos uploaded on youtube.

I would get put in a mental asylum

One spin slash and theyre all fucking dead

>he has a towel covering the table because he knows he cant open a beer without spilling it

Aw man you didnt get the part where he just drizzles his shake onto the burgers

There's more? Link me the youtube?

youtu.be/HH8PM5QN9OE

Thanks, I'd never seen the original. Never say I never did anything for you.

There's a newer one the la beast did where he ate 10 cacti after eating ghost peppers and submerging himself in ice that shit is next level

Holy shit

That qt world records woman in her stewardess uniform is adorablwe

who the fuck just eats a handful of grated cheese right out of the bag?

>There's a newer one the la beast did where he ate 10 cacti after eating ghost peppers and submerging himself in ice that shit is next level

link?

youtube.com/watch?v=UAyqWAjlLAs

>food comes from things
spooped me

kek

Ok that was disturbing and disgusting, but without spines those cactus are just uncooked apple in their consistency

Those clearly still have spines

It's basically just fuzz

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LA beast is the fucking man

i don't live in ameristan, not only EU forbids that, but business are continually on the hunt of other countries violations and it's a very cutthroat industry

for what reason?

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every video that starts with a boomerang it's gonna end bad

enjoy your e.coli everything because corn fed cow diarrhea

>did we creep you out?
Since I'm not a soyboy sissy baby, no.

Clam down retard.
Some people really like avocado.

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does anyone have this webm of some kind of pizza-like dish that's initially like a big grey/black bubble of something before a knife slices it open and it deflates into a pizza? i don't know how to even describe what it looked like but i'm sure someone has what i'm talking about

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>To license this video, please contact Resignation Media at: [email protected]

fake & gay

Those are the people that own the youtube channel. Nothing about that means it's fake

>hotdogs are made of meat, fat,breadcrumbs and flour

Oh fuck this is disgusting

that's the one, thanks user

fucking horrible.

It's called The Bomb, it's a korean meme meal

the people that own the channel staged the video. it's basically Zardulu but with people instead of rats

you have proofs?