How can anyone stand seafood?

>How can anyone stand literal shit?
>It always tastes gross as fuck and it's slimy in your mouth.
>not to mention it looks fucking gnarled like an alien I don't wanna put that shit near my mouth.

This is why I don't eat shit.

>he would rather put his mouth on a vagina than his penis

Virgin samefag detected

The only people who don't enjoy giving and receiving oral sex are virgins or asexual. And if you're afraid of vaginas, then add faggot to that as well. Seriously, you people don't know what fun sex is at all.

>Virgin samefag detected
>The only people who don't enjoy giving rimjobs and receiving scat are virgins or asexual. And if you're afraid of buttholes, then add faggot to that as well. Seriously, you people don't know what fun sex is at all.

How many times are you going to use that same image tonight, faggot?

>tfw no cute girlfriend to give you enemas and do other assorted buttstuff with

That was my first time using it. I forget which thread I got it from.

As many times as he's going to say "soyboy"

You got it from the "I'm a huge faggot" thread.

Yeah were you the OP?

>I'm rubber, you're glue!
Does your mommy know you're on the computer this late?

Does your mother know you slobber up roastie meatflaps like you're trying to suck the period right out of it?

>thinking I'd be offended by that
Dude, I've eaten more hair pie while having my dick sucked than you can imagine. And I (not literally) couldn't give a fuck. It's all good.

Salty milk and coins.

>Period don't stop nothing but a sentence, girl ;)

Seafoods have been the foods of kings for millenia. And for good reason - their tender savoury flesh complements and absorbs a wide range of flavours; the range of textures from chewy to butter-soft provides cooks with a grand palette to relish any meal.

>Two teenage dorks fighting over whether or not girls are gross or hot.
Never change Veeky Forums. Never change.

Kings have been disgusting fucks for millenias too, so it's only fitting they'd eat disgusting sea-slop.
???

>consuming sea bugs that literally eat garbage and shit
>pretending it has any taste without butter
Why

Crab is fucking delicious and I will fight you about it

Pan-fried or smoked Fish is delicious and very healthy. Just see it as a sort of medicine. I don't like the taste of green tea i drink it because it is healthy.

I wouldn't eat a lobster out of sheer respect for how fucking old they can get.

Other sea critters except fish are gross i agree. They eat the garbage that drops to the sea floor and look like alien monsters.

agreed

>slimy
Spoken like a flyover who doesn't eat seafood other than expired fish sticks.