>open TheSorceror'sStone.pdf
>control + f "stretched his legs"
>145,980 results
Open TheSorceror'sStone.pdf
Andrew Cruz
Jason Lee
>open JoyceLettersToNora.epub
>ctrl+f "fart"
>computer crashes
William Jenkins
...
Christian Rogers
>ctrl + f racism in mein kampf
results: 0
Liam Sanders
>open infinite jest
>ctrl+f "discernable talent"
>0 results
Julian Morgan
>crack open Infinite Jest
>ctrl+F "discernible talent"
Austin Allen
Very nice.
Lincoln Richardson
>divine comedy
>ctrl+f "funny jokes"
>never laughed so much in my whole life
Tyler Hernandez
>The Genealogy of Morals
>Ctrl+ F "volcel"
>Contract syphilis
Lincoln Adams
you know, for someone who seemingly spends half of his life in some kind of literature-induced sublime ecstasy of aesthetic splendor, he invariably looks miserable
Dominic Adams
>implying you can decipher the facial expressions of a literary god
Levi Ortiz
He has resting gatekeeper-of-the-western-canon face. I doubt you'd look any better with Bloom's responsibilities.
Zachary Richardson
It's called Resting Patrician Face
Logan Baker
sry, gonna go sit myself in a corner and copy hamlet's soliloquy a dozen times to atone for my sins
Justin Russell
Imagine being the last defender of the Western Canon against the unwashed hordes of the School of Resentment, he can only but frown all the time from such indescribable toil.
Carter Garcia
>health problems and operations throughout your whole life
>son spent life in and out of hospitals suffering from some sort of chronic disease
>0 colleagues because Yale hates you
>students don't want to fuck you anymore
>no one cares about reading and literature anymore
>all your friends are dead from old age
>definitely going to die any minute now
Matthew Gutierrez
Right in my feels
Samuel James
>open Stoner.pdf
>Control+f "weed"
>DEA busts my door open
Wyatt Lopez
>open HaroldBloom.txt
>ctrl+f "years to live"
>0 results
Jayden Nguyen
too soon
Joseph Rodriguez
He's tricking you.