What food do you eat on your birthday?

nothing different but more beer

is alcohol food?
are prescription sedatives food?

Usually treat myself a nice cheeseburger or a steak.

Used to be tradition I always had fettuccini alfredo, but lately my bowels cant handle it.

>What food do you eat on your birthday?

>eat
It usually involves drinking. Lots, and lots of drinking.
Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight.

I stuff my face with for me's

The fabled McBirthdayDouble; only sold to the most lonely of lonely.

me too user :-( stay safe

I dunno I rarely have special birthday meals, just cake at my parents' house and alcohol in the night. Although last year my friends helped me to some dope wings at a wingplace so that was cool.

Whiskey

Pierogi and kielbasa usually

My boyfriend eats me on my birthday! :3

Last time my roomie bought me a carrot cake. I wish I had some kind of tradition though...

My parents took me to a Brazilian steakhouse this last one

Make carrot cake a tradition. It is the best cake.

Whatever appeases the picky ass eaters in my family.

Lobster, steak and cake

That sure is a cute tet. Remember tet is for friend, not for eating

Cheesecake.

My friends and I go to another city out of state for a weekend and eat at a lot of different restaurants. They're usually bougie and we gain like 10 lbs at the end of the weekend. We do this for everyone's birthday - there's only like five of us anyway.

Weirdly enough today is my birthday. I had Whataburger for brunch and Burger King for dinner. Tuesday I'm having Japanese buffet with my GF.

Do you have autism? Why do you write like that?

I guess I just eat something in a restaurant. Maybe sushi or Italian.

All i want is heroin and maybe a 4loko

Had this

I'm sorry

In my family we go out to a nice place for birthday dinners. Last year I went to an Italian place and had some sort of lamb.

My last birthday I literally didnt even notice it had passed until my mom and dad both called me to profusely apologize for forgetting a week later.
So probably like sardines and some crackers?

Not him, but stfu you ass. You're about as cute and funny as the fucking rice maggots I found in my rice today.

I don't know since I always miss my birthday.

This plus spicy as fuck boshingtang. Fuck you pussies dog tastes good and you can't stop me.

Nothing special. It's just like any other day.

I go put in my 14 hour shift like a man you damn soyboy

nigga that is a bit of ham on top of a fucking piece of bread

Past 2 years have been Sashimi/Sushi and Thai food

This. I don't do shit.

Was very poor in college so maybe a little caesars pizza. This year I'm gonna have homemade chicken and gravy with my family.

I eat leftovers like I always do, it's just another day and it's not likely I have the day off. I may go out to a casual place with my family on the weekend. Just standard shitty american casual dining, yknow, moz sticks, pretzel bites, somebodies idea of a burger

i usually smoke a pork shoulder and get drunk all day

>he's never had lardo before and thinks it tastes like ham
>this thinly veiled sour grape

>told my parents I wanted to go to Boston for my birthday
>all they wanted to do was go to Fenway and eat at an Italian restaurant
>got annoyed at me when I wanted to go to some stores to buy some stuff for myself
>had to spend an hour in some hole in the wall in the Italian district while explaining to them that no one sent me any happy birthday texts because I hadn't talked to any of my friends in over three years

This past birthday, I had sushi with my mom, then we went and got some macarons. Sushi was good, macarons were kind of disappointing. Some of the flavors we're really good, but there were a bunch that were nigh inedible. She also got me a bottle of sparkling sake, as it was my 21st birthday. It was really good!
Also, past few years, her peach tree has really been productive around my birthday so I get peach cobbler and ice cream instead of cake. The absolute best.

You sound like you have a Norman Rockwell relationship with mom. Now fuck right on back to 2017 where that doesn't exist, 'k?

king crab and carrot cake bb
i fuckin LOVE IT

This looks like collards greens and bacon, not unappetizing at all.

Indian food.

I ate that before. So good.

Try to ignore the fact that it's my birthday, as I have always done. It's just another reminder of how little I have accomplished over such a vast amount of time.

Do you and your faggot friends manage to burn off the weight or do you just gain 50lbs every year and just accept that you're fatfucks now?

Pussy.

/thread

>her peach tree has really been productive around my birthday
Giggity.

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Lasagna, Olive Garden's if I feel particularly spicy.

I think last year i had a bag of Cool Ranch Doritos.

are you 12?

Is having "friends" forgetting you even exist a food?

yes

that is dog meat? yikes

Pastasciutta

This year I ate beef ramen, a toast sandwich, and 6 nuggets my roommate let me heat up from a bag

Fpbp

Barbecue Ribs

tet

faggot

My parents take me out to get chicken wings or pizza because they’re Amerifats who don’t know what food could ever possibly be more enjoyable and nice to eat

The usual, ramen and cartoons.

Different nuts, cheese, dried deli meats, lots of cheapo sweetened, carbonated drink/ or soda water.

Extra spicy pozole

Recipe?

Tamales.

Those werent maggots. Keifer Sutherland was just fucking with you

The food I eat any other day of the year. I don't celebrate birthdays or holidays. I can drink, eat, and/or party any day of they year I wish.

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go nuts.

Thank

This is so incredibly sweet user

I have no birthday foods

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>What food do you eat on your birthday?

Nothing for lunch or dinner because I'm spending all afternoon eating buttered rolls and cake.

pineapple upside down cake

I'm not crazy about sweets but that one does it for me, and it goes well with a summer birthday. I don't have any other food traditions bc I don't really celebrate.

where is you from?

>is

Everything I want, usually involves steak and fast food and chinese food and whatnot, it's practically a day where I smoke a shit ton of weed and eat a shit ton of stuff after i come home from work and gym.

Could be worse i guess.

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>so that all my guests would have something to eat
your forgetting the meat eaters user. we prefer to have at least two types of meat per meal
>I hadn't talked to any of my friends in over three years
they stopped being your friends four years ago user
I don't celebrate birthdays or holidays either so in a couple weeks when my birthday rolls around, I'll eat something, maybe a burger
when I turned 17 my pops gave me fifty bucks and told me this was the last birthday "present" I'll get from him, he didn't tell me that he wouldn't call to tell happy birthday or grab a bite. same with christmas. and people wonder why I don't talk to him but once every few years

>he still celebrates his birthday
How narcissistic can you be?

i usually get a German chocolate cake or a chocoflan cake. therm I enjoy it for myself and my wife for a week or so. I will provably get candied pumpkin next year because I really liked it.

I don't celebrate my birthday.

Tiramisu and a lambic

A tbone if i can afford it haha

steak midrare, steamed veggies, dark beer, birthday cake, girl's pussy.