Finally manage to get a date with a chubby qt

>finally manage to get a date with a chubby qt
>chubby so I know she likes to eat and cook
>met at her place before we went out for drinks
>asked me if I wanted something to eat first so we dont get too drunk
>ask for a peanut butter sandwich
>she grabs the peanut butter out of the FRIDGE
>makes me a sandwich
>peanut butter tasted like ice
>peanut butter wasnt spread properly on the bread since it was literally a chunk of frozen garbage
>pretend to get a call from work and that I have to go
>go to in and out,grab a burger and drive home

what kind of SAVAGE keeps peanut butter in the fridge?
really put me off I thought I could get a gf who liked going to restaurants with me but now im not so sure

what do i do /ck?

>peanut butter
fuggin muricans

What does ice taste like?

>doesn't eat peanut butter bars
nothing better than an ice cold peanut butter bar on a hot day.

>chubby qt
haha user has to settle for fat girls!

Ask why she keeps it in the fridge you autist

There are a number of people who find chubbies attractive. An additional benefit is they tend to have an inferiority complex and allow you to have your way.

>user has a personal preference for a female body type

Oh no, Lord forbid OP wants a girl with a body type that had a higher body fat percentage than that of a tweaker.

found the fat girls n ugly guys lmao

Date an Asian girl with just a tiny bit of extra weight on her. They have both a love of food and a pretty high regard for the quality of the calories that they eat; whereas if you go a bit higher, you'll just get fatties that want to snack on chips all day while drinking Cola. Thinner means they'll be anorexic vegans.

If it was natural peanut butter you need to store that shit in the fridge.

t. wishes he should be so lucky as to be able to talk to a non-relative female.

>being so on the "tism" you whine about peanut butter in the fridge

go buy yer own then you fucking phaggot
op put yer peanutbutter balls to the wall!

>i-i didnt settle for fatties u just cant appreciate a real woman!

>just cant appreciate a real woman!

Your 14 year old sister doesn't count, Cletus, except to Tyrone and Jamal when she leaves you alone in your single wide with a bowl of microwave popcorn for your singular pleasure that night.

Lmao ur mad because u only get gross fat girls while i get supreme pussy from all over campus

hard water

BTFO

She should have applied that cold peanut butter to your rectum to ease your butthurt.
Chubby girls are usually kinky, don't blame the peanut butter for your 'tism flareup.

I GET SUPREME PUSSY FROM ALL OVER CAMPUS BUT INSTEAD OF DOING THAT I SPEND TIME ON Veeky Forums RIGHT NOW

spat out my drink
y is this funny at all

>chubby so I know she likes to eat and cook
FIRST FUCKING MISTAKE.
Fat people cook like SHIT.
t. fat kid with fat parents, fat aunts, and fat godparents

>lol virgin
Useless hole detected

You, user, are an actual fucking retard. Take the sandwich, take a few bites and then say you're hungry for something else. Take her face in your hands gently but firmly and plant a kiss on her. As she melts into your touch, move your hand down her back and grab her ass and it's a done deal. unless you really hate her, then do like you did and go get a burger on false pretenses

I FUCK FAT GIRLS BUT INSTEAD OF DOING THAT I POST ON Veeky Forums

being fat implies literally nothing about cooking skills in america

>date a thicc girl with big tits
>take her out to eat, because that's obviously what she wants to do for fun
>see her picking at her food
>"something wrong, m'lady?"
>"I don't like onions." She says
>without saying a word, I get up and leave the restaurant
>don't even pay the bill or tip the waitress
>never talk to that bitch again
if that fat bitch does not like onions then she doesn't deserve my dick.