Webm Thread

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Neat.

swirling fags btfo

is that oil or water?
How the fuck do you brown a poached egg in water?

oil

for what purpose

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Oil. It's basically a straight deep-fried egg, no breading or anything. I've done it before.

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It's really damn delicious since it's the best of both worlds of a fried and poached egg. Try it out sometime.

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>putting in the nesquik second

Degenerate.

wow, sauce?

That's fucking tight

What the hell is he even doing

>not pouring in a little milk and the nesquik and making a nesquik slurry to then dilute with more milk until the proper flavor is acheived

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teh_tarik

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its water dont listen to these trolls, the browning occurs by adding celery seed and a little peach jam to the water (there's a thing in celery seed that makes the orange jam build up, this is a "Irish Dessert Egg" from the show "Patty's Pastries" Patty was later arrested for child pornography and committed suicide in prison)

SOMEONE DUMP WEBMS OF THE OBNOXIOUS ASSHOLE WHO MAKES RIDICULOUS FACES WHEN HE EATS FOOD.

(you)

I wish I had a bf that would got turned on by me drinking chocolate milk

wew

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>dat product placement

>mfw seeing his dick
the fuck are they doing using this tiny cock?

This is borderline pornographic.

I want to beat him with those wooden spoons.

How do people eat eggs like that? It looks like the cum i put in the sink.

>when your duck game so fire that it's literally on fire

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Someone please source I beg you

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I haven't seen a fuckin' duck-press in years.

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if i had a gf i would get turned on by her crying about hearing about her fathers death

Protip if you create a whirlpool in the pot first you don't have to play with the egg

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Sauce please senpai

Chinaman cheesecake.

Why is this cooked in the dinning room and not in the kitchen? Is it to show off the press thing?

they probably were just looking for any show they could put on to serve any dish to justify a higher price

I came here for food and cooking webms not titcows in the kitchen webms.
is pretty cute, though.

ew

Miss piggy

Deep frying an egg shouldnt take anywhere near that long.

Every comment deserves a reply.

Absolutely disgusting.

Don't liten to this guy, it makes mustard gas

*holds up spork xD *

That'll be 50c, without a tip.

Oh my fuck that server's face.

I realize this a troll but seriously it does look more like water than oil. Anyone have a link to the youtube vid so we can put this mystery to rest?

I'm linking the vid because it has sound

youtube.com/watch?v=xvZwYadmgPw&ab

That's how it's done!

It's french cuisine basic, some dishes are finished by the server while the host is looking. For example crêpe suzette should be flambeé in front of the host

what flavour? nesquick is fucking soluble shit. Real cocoa drink don't dissolve so easy and the slurry is mandatory

This guy? I hate that face.
youtube.com/user/migrationology

huh, melon gear

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whats happening here bros can someone explain

Hmmm.. What would happen if I were to put my jizz in there?

those are what are called normies, user

Source?

If this was five years ago I would not believe this is an actual commercial. But I fully do now.

wow I wonder how she felt 15 minutes later

What a fantastic thread

BRRRAAAAAPPH

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I want to get off this ride.

The fucking waiter's face is priceless
>Hey, can you tell how much I hate my life?

decantering from such a height...!

I didn't get hard because he's not black.

>decantering
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>swedish
>aloita aamusi paremmin aamusta riippumatta
The text is Finnish and God Morgon is a product of the Danish company Arla.
I know pol is bad at fact-checking anything that fits with shitposting doctrine, but this is exceedingly sloppy.

Service jobs are hell

watching this guy makes my back hurt.

Water can't do that to an egg. It is oil.

It's oil, it's from an old Roux brother's show. The fried egg is about four minutes in, but don't miss the ridiculous scrambled egg recipe just before it.
youtube.com/watch?v=dgBJZ6ejIJ0

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>having to cook in your suit
poor guy must hate that

this. if the commercial was swedish it would have also shown the interracial rape scene by which the child was conceived

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The branding of the jigglecakes. A most cruel practice.

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Surrogate mother for a gay couple?

I hate Jack so much. Knives are shit. His bacon is shit. He cooks like shit. He can't cut for shit. He is living shit.

I hate.

In the version in 5 years the doctor will marry the baby to a dog.

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i get that reference