What do you need in your diet for wipe less poops?

what do you need in your diet for wipe less poops?

Brrraaaapppff

Fibre.

How much longer must this continue

Stop eating so you don't have to poop.

mineral oil and cheese

Google 'types of fiber'
Then become a vegan

As long as people stop posting off-topic porn, suggestive shots, or hot chicks to attract attention to their shitty threads.

Just get some of them pills that make a membrane around your poopies so you have ghost shits every time

mommy want milky

What the fuck is wrong with his legs?

the scientific term is muscle

it's called "working out" you chicken brained, chicken legged, manlet.

vegan

>his
>22 inch waist

wrong.
that'll give you softer shit = more wiping.

If you want a wipeless shit, just eat meat and take a shit every few days.

I think the guy was making a joke about the tree trunks on that woman.

no it's not.

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eat less, dont be obese or overweight.

poops happen less frequently, less messy, less smelly.

speaking as a former obese guy who didnt care about weight and often left skid marks in my underwear and never knew why.

Two tablespoons of psyllium husk after dinner with two glasses water. It's like shitting cloud loaves that don't stink and don't need wiping.

I stopped eating fast food and snacking throughout the day and gave up soda.
I also got into the habit of shitting every time I felt like it and not holding it in.

I lost 50lbs and my shits became compact, clean and efficient, I hardly ever use toilet paper anymore because there's nothing to wipe, ever.

basically stop eating trash

I eat one meal prepared out of whole foods a day and my shits are perfect now.

You are an awful person, user.

>MFW

this. and they are so perfectly formed that you may be tempted to freeze them and shove em up back into your ass.