Most refreshing food on earth when cold and ripe

most refreshing food on earth when cold and ripe

truth
honorable mention to mango

Yes

Watermelon gazpacho with feta and mint is the bee's knees.

room-temperature watermelon is superior

debate me

>grow up in the South
>fond memories of summers in North Carolina
>several invovle a watermelon tied to a rope and left to chill in a cold mountain river

yes, this is one of the few universal truths.

its value is specially felt the next day after a heavy feast.

Being from south Florida, I'd say a fresh mango beats it out

You're an idiot.
Debate over.

>the south
Um...that wasnt a watermelon on the end of that rope.

superior version reporting in

>leave it to chill in refrigerator
>take it out
>cut it in half
>take a spoon and scoop a piece out from the center
one of the greatest things on earth

That triggers my ocd

this

so fucking much.

that circle at the core is life itself. the balance between sugar water and fiber is perfect.

Best fruit coming through~

Pffffffffft hahahahahahahahaha

i've had a couple of pears that were pretty darn good but the ratio of good/bad pears and good/bad watermelons is unreal, like, your chance of getting a bad pear is 50%, your chance of getting a bad watermelon is 20%, and an okay watermelon is light years ahead of a good pear any fucking day

Dragonfruit is more refreshing.

Fine sawdust in fruit form. Not tangy. Just sweet.
The pears is the retarded sibling of all fruits.

I'll admit it, I laughed.

there are people in this thread RIGHT NOW who aren't old enough to remember watermelons had seeds

There's seedless watermelon? Like completely seedless? Every watermelon I've had in the apt couple years had a decent amount of black seeds in each quadrant

Ex Produce clerk for a high end grocery store here. Ask me your fruit questions.

How often did the fruit get shit on?

I'm not Indian!

How many girls have you had sex with?

daycare seed spitting contest champion speaking
who's this?
what are your qualifications?

bitch watermelon used to be 33% black seeds

amen brother. amen to this

Boy I sure do love eating tasteless fruit meat with a bunch of seeds in it

Define sex

Refreshing power ranking

1. Watermelom
2. Those green melons
3. Nice juicy peach
4. Kiwi
5. Granny smith or some other sour apple

Honorary mention

Cherries and sour cherries

>Those green melons
Honeydew? A good honeydew is fucking delicious, but they're hard to get.

see

Soup my brother

Good pears are incredible

Almost as good as figs

is that a blackface watermelon

watermelons still have seeds wdym