Grocery store pet peeves

What's yours?

For me, it's people who take up a whole aisle with their carts

>1 open register
>10 ppl in line
>minimum of 5 minutes per customer because they're all paying with a chip card

Customers who get upset because I had to kill the bird that got in the store with the store pellet gun.

Not a peeve but a story.

>Be checking people out.
>Autism cart rolls up.
>Child is extremely fat. 250+ maybe 12 years old.
>Polishing off a family sized bag of chips.
>Think he's just an autistic fat kid.

No user. He wasn't autistic. This child was a fully functioning spoiled train wreck of a human being.
The chips were just the start. Sodas were open. Half the donuts were eaten.
I was literally handed handfuls of food wrappers and Pokemon card wrappers.

They didn't have the cards he wanted so he told his mother to go to Toys R Us.
The mother said ok like it was the most natural thing in the world. This woman is literally killing her child by spoiling him. I seriously considered telling a manager to call cps or something.

im canadian and everybody just uses 'tap' here. nobody in america seems to use it (or even be aware that it exists)

When the store jester pours a whole gallon of milk on me from on top of the shelves.

>people that just paid and then stand in front of the cashier putting all their shit, slowly, back in their bags

Fuck those people. I have rammed them with my cart and like an idiot, I felt guilty about it then. But god damn am I glad I did it.

On the flip side, I live in Holland and more than half the cashiers are good looking. On top of that, they are almost always friendly and very flirty.

>Old people who remember to start looking for their wallet at the last possible moment when the cashier tells them how much they need to pay
>I need to speak to a manager type of woman who is treating the cashiers like shit and making a scandal for some inane reason
I have put a lot of that last type in their place

>People who mess with bad carousel while bagging.
>Customers who call me by name. (It's just weird.)
>"Gawkers" (Customers who watch you bag without putting their stuff into the cart.)
>Customers who don't get their stuff until end of purchase.
>People who pay with more than 4-5 bills/coins. (I enjoy counting 100+ 1$ bills.)
>Customers who don't understand their own payment methods.
>Price checks. (I check every thing fuck these scamming fucks.)
>Left hand registers.
>people who park far away and inevitably leave their cart not in a corral.

The general lack of expediency and awareness, just like freeway driving. Speaking of which I have to share a great freeway story--you know how when they're doing construction, most people are aware and are like, "oh shit let me get into the proper lane"...but then arrogant prick fuck line cuttters zoom past and then whine like an adult baby to be let in?

Recently that was the case as per usual; I'm approaching the proper lane with a semi ahead. I let him go first, plenty of room to get fully squared in the lane. But he angles just enough to block the prick line cutting lane ON PURPOSE to block the prick crybaby line cutters. NOT ON MY WATCH! HAHAHAHA!!!! Back of the line you stupid fucks...It gave me the same feeling of enjoyment when someone fucks everything up behind you and not in front of you...deal with it bitches PEEEACEEE