*eats your leftovers*

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

*eats your leftovers*

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

*eats your fridge

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

It's a fridge eat fridge world out there.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Haha!

likme
likme

I pity humans who look like this.

Playboyize
Playboyize

Holy moly, do Americans really get this big?

Skullbone
Skullbone

Besides the first two posts, this thread is everything that's wrong with this board. Mods, take note

Emberfire
Emberfire

Dunno about Americans but the Brits do. They even get paid for it.

RavySnake
RavySnake

this is why socialism is a joke. free rider problems, free rider problems everywhere.

StonedTime
StonedTime

Why the long face?

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Fuck off, redditor.

Nojokur
Nojokur

I believe that particular grease golem is dead.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Well, if it's on the internet it must be true.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

22k a year in bong money is a struggle to feed normal four person family, let alone four hambeasts

So they kinda have a point but at the same time come the fuck on

farquit
farquit

Know someone who eats all their food when we get take out, I eat half of mine and save half for tomorrow
Tell them before to not eat it, and leave a note on mine
They still eat it

How should I approach this?

cum2soon
cum2soon

with a fist

takes2long
takes2long

Eat them in their sleep.

hairygrape
hairygrape

'im a student and dont have time to exercise'

I guess I must be breaking the fucking time continuum doing my PHD and still having time to work out

'bacon butties for lunch' - literally a special treat lunch, not an everyday one

who the fuck has mashed potato/chips with a fucking steak pie, the steak pie is way more than enough.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

"hey i'm really sick of you eating my food every time we order out, so watch this"
make them pay attention as you spit in the food, put some of it in your mouth and then slobber it back out
"don't eat my leftovers again"
I had this problem and it worked for me.

Emberfire
Emberfire

OVER THE LINE.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

I love it when you retards from /fit/ come over to Veeky Forums and get absolutely rectumragnarocked at the most inconsequential things. What a dumbass.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

I hate fat people

Spamalot
Spamalot

Being a tripfag is far worse than being a fatass.

takes2long
takes2long

I am also fat, which makes me hate fat people even more because I know all about the bullshit lies they tell.

Bidwell
Bidwell

Hi are you still 300lbs and living with your mom and have a job at toys r us?

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

I've lost a lot of weight but still live in mom's basement and still do work at Toys r us

Methshot
Methshot

Not him but having a job at Toys R Us means you get access to things before anyone else. Like new Pokemon cards. I built up a poison deck like that.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Sees fat person
"Must be an american!"

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

didn't Toys R Us go bankrupt?

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

It's generally a good assumption.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Has an actual medical condition

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Fatassia?

Techpill
Techpill

They did, because they decided to provide free doughnuts for the employee break room, while he was working there.

Snarelure
Snarelure

*eats your family*

Evilember
Evilember

I'm a whole food vegan, so someone that obese probably wouldn't touch my food.

DeathDog
DeathDog

Noselfcontrolitis?

TechHater
TechHater

vegan
thanks for telling us
here is your medal

Bidwell
Bidwell

kys

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

dis nigga hates da jokes.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

At least somebody wants to eat my cooking :(

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