Veeky Forums humor and cringe thread

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is this supposed to make Veeky Forums cringe for being a lazy shop? i think you confused us with /gd/. just because we both know what kerning is doesn't mean we care about it like them.

Oops posted the wrong pic. Wasted those appropriate quads too. Oh well.

I fucking died, user pls

this isn't cringe this is based

Shouldn't this be called The Trolley of Theseus Problem?

This got me.

why do I feel that a pathetic collating redditor is behind this thread

I'm playing the piano for the stage tonigight. My name is elvira Ulura. I hav ebeen trained in the arts of the piano for many years. One may not know it bu i was ever since i laid my eyes on this beautiful instrument a truthful fanatic of msuic. With nothing but joy in my heart i delved deeper iinto this world. It was all i had and all i needed. I didn't have a boyfriend or sex and such things. I was so deeep into my world that the social pressure didn't have any impact on me. I felt no unease, no restrictions, no anxiety.

Only when i entered university things did change. Back then i met a man named Theo. He was a sad little creature and yet i couldm't help but feel for him. He would struggle heavily to even get out of the bed i he morning and at the slightest doubt he would collapse entirely. He was in a constant state of deprresionn and despite of great plans, which he had and in which e truly believed in, and despite being well read and a relatively intellight fellow he was simply unable to overcome something which was deepy embedded inside him and that was his failure of failing. He was also studying but he wasn#t doing well at all. He often didnt't show up and missed his papers and once even missed an exam which he barely got excused by a doctor. this all sounds terrible bt he was still a very sensntive person. you coud talk to him for hours and as one of my friends said: You would get to know yourself. I had never thought as much as i had when i had spent time with him. Everything was for him an object of reflection, of doubts, of questions and so he was a truly great friend for he was always to shed some new light on a situation that seemed irressolvible. It sounds exaggerated but he helped me many times, from university to music work, to interpersonal stuff, to family stuff. I couldn't thank him enough, but still there was always this feeling of desparate hopelessness surrounding him. Despite of all his talents and his good ears and eyes (The things he saw in a single moment!) he was caught in his own pathetic web. And as time moved on i witnesses how his talents did not help him in his situation but rather deepened his misery. He knew that the thing which was neccessary as to free him from this passivity and fear that sbaotaged all of his ambitions, was not compatible with his mode of dissecting and analyzing the world around him. His greatest issue i belief was his lack of trust. this stopped him from getting into close ties with anybody, ties which had proven to be so valuable as sources of growth and learning for him, but even more importanlty he was never able to trust himself and thus assumed a dangerously sarcastic position towards his own perspective and beliefs.

This mess left him paralyzed, unable to act, unable to stop doing what he did not want to do. And it intoxicated all of his thinking as well. Instead of letting his mind roam he was stuck in trying to come up with a theoretical solution for something practical. hopele

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Me and Nick land are among the few individuals to fully understand the implications of Deleuzean thought and achieve the BwO. It is no coincidence that we both went insane soon after. Six visits to the psych ward later after deterritorializing myself with hardcore psychedelics, I have now returned to the fold of Platonism. The ethics of difference, it would seem, end only in a padded cell or a coffin. For my mother's sake, I now adhere to virtue ethics. Kinda miss fucking bipolar scene sluts but then again that's probably how I ended up with HPV. I only hope my future wife can forgive me my immature philosophical infatuation.

Why do I feel like a summerfag is behind this post? Humor/cringe threads have always been a classic on this board, and are certainly better than the rampant summer/politics/philosophy posting.

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I will only be referring to cumming as dick parkinson's from now on. first thing to make me laugh out loud on this board in a while

>Torolf entered her like she was a lottery
>and she felt fulfilled with sexual fulfillment
>fading sound of galloping abs

Can someone explain what this is? Is it talking about Nietzche or something?

how triggered can I make you little faggot?

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That's kind of sweet desu. Very John Greeny, but still sweet.

>Hilda clutched and the bedsheets with lust and ecstacy and her hands.
This is genuinely funny.

sounds like a line Joyce would write in the first half of ulysses

>She glowed with contentment, like a cat who ate the cream of the crop.

Am I still relevant? Pottermore is still a thing.

I no longer object to the Death of the Author

>spongy love mountains

it's not even original

curses == disease is old hat. eng lit 101

> Her body was like a beautiful flower that was opening and somebody was pushing their dick inside it

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youtube.com/watch?v=8Sgz_5iIRdg

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i dont have much

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Remember this joke?

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whether it is real or not i love this

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I haven't watched those movies either but by now anyone who's been on the internet must know these scenes from sheer exposure to baneposting

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>God gives cancer to him
>Dies
>muh atheism

*Spoiler alert*

dammit user that's some low-grade shit I'm not even sure qualifies as cringe

does anyone have the HOW DARE YOU pasta where in between each HOW DARE YOU the audience gets crazier and crazier? (pathetically, I've already checked deep in the archive, but it's hard to search)

>hurr us black guys are so fanny and clever xDDD le BBC amirite?!
Kill yourself you pest.

Alt right trash

I can't imagine a black person saying that, really. Not being racist. It's just wholly unimaginable, a black person doing what that post describes. I'm brown, but seriously, I can't imagine it. Do you agree? Do you?!?

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Love this one
Stop false flagging, leftypol. We see through you.

Make some black friends. Niqqas I know can be mad educated. Ask your wife, I'm sure she knows some.

this thread is currently up but I had a hearty kek

>too afraid to say nigger on anonymous image forum
I don't think there's any chance of recovery for you. Your head is demented to the point of no return

Blacks in my country are social pariahs.

My friends are here with me faqqot. We're browsing the porn boards pumping up for a circlejerk. I just popped into Veeky Forums for a second to check my accounts. Lighten up.

Oversharing with people who don't give a fuck.

>yfw most people with hiv are ferocious monsters who savage children except for this one token faggot

Jesus christ that poor woman went nuts.

What the fuck is this? I'm sincerely interested.

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wow a multi-millionaire spent like 50$ to leave four books on the subway.

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I do this "collating" shit and I've only been to Reddit a few times compared to being on Veeky Forums for 6 or 7 years
it's just the 'tism, or more likely my clinical obsessiveness

I'm suddenly interested in the answer to this question

A classic

lol wtf

that's actually a good one

I once met a philosophy major at a social event for autistic people. He said it wasn't that hard. He also believed in chemtrails. Nice guy though.

I think I remember this thread
>3 years, almost 3 years to the day
well
what can you do

I knew this black guy in high school who would totally do that, but he's probably in a mental institution right now
I hope you do OK, black friend whose name I don't remember!

this is actually great

oh fuck yes that post was a classic!

>hernoine gets fined for littering

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Now somebody post the picture of the black guy in the fedora, trench-coat and sunglasses reading two books at once on the train.

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Are we not posting the youtube girl that Veeky Forums scared out of doing reviews ?

I was legitimately upset until I realised it was a joke. And I go on Veeky Forums, too. I just like to have the communities separate.

>defends niggers
>starts talking about BBC and wives immediately after
Are these the all too famous nigger wits? nigger

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