You are too old to be eating ketchup

You are too old to be eating ketchup.

Grow the fuck up.

youre too old for kevin spacey to cornhole you so whats the point

The alternative is?

Its tomato sauce, retard

the fact they spoonfeed kids with that sauce doesn't make it a kid sauce, retard

If you are going to use tomatoes and something sweet for your dish you might as well use ketchup.

No...its a salty puree of fruit sugar and vinegar with spices. Does not have to be tomato.

b-but it goes so well with my tendies

tomato smoothie

It's sugar and vinegar.

Shit man. Tomatos are to ketchup like semen is to babies. Sure, it's required to make the product but I wouldn't say babies taste like semen.

>You will never be groped and molested by Kevin Spacey.
Feels bad man.

How many babies have you tasted?

is there a life for fries after abandoning ketchup?

Couple.

>He doesn't like his salted, but naked otherwise

I dunno. Maybe BBQ is acceptable.. even though that's just ketchup with molasses.

You are too old to eat meat with the consistency of tendies, grow the fuck up and get it well done.

Next you will tell me that I am too old to watch cartoons meant for 8 year olds.

Malt vinegar

it's the only vegetable i eat. please don't take it away from me.

Both delicious and never have to share it with picky eaters.

I can only eat ketchup if it's in a burger, I've just never liked the taste when dipping fries/onion rings/tendies in it.

Honey mustard or bbq sauce pls

>not making your own ketchup with salt, onion powder, ginger powder, dry oregano, dry basil, and agave syrup to sweeten

you are absolutely correct

But no tomato? Sounds good.

Right on

6:1 ketchup:scorpion pepper sauce

Burns with a tangy right sweetness

I'm guessing you're too young to not give a shit about what other people enjoy.

Sage