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what do i order

Sauteed mushrooms cost $14? Are those sides or what?

>no pictures
How the fuck do they expect you to pick?

Rack of lamb and mashed sweet potatoes

bourbon X10
Oysters and a chopped salad with french fries
>ps ask for mint sause

Oyster starter
Tomato and burrata salad
Sea scallops with creamed spinach or bone-in kansas city strip with a twice baked potato

how can such an expensive restaurant have such an ugly, poorly designed menu

>what do i order
A larger menu.

Buy shit you can't get or make at home. Let's say swordfish with sauteed wild mushrooms but starting with an heirloom tomato salad to balance out the meal and make you not look like a carnivorous hick. Also good tomatoes are surprisingly luxurious.

Crab Cakes
Lobster Bisque
Bone-In Ribeye
Mashed Sweet Potatoes
Asparagus - Sauteed

I am assuming the steak doesn't include sides.

>ribeye
>not porterhouse

Richfag here. Those prices are entirely too high for the vast majority of places I'd trust to provide something distinct enough to warrant it.

If I ended up here, I'd probably ask for a recommendation on the sushi options, considering they seem to be playing it as a specialty. From there, it would be the heirloom tomatoes if they can tell me where they source them from. For the main, I'd go with the porterhouse if they're known for their steaks, with wild mushrooms. If they're more known for seafood, I'd get the swordfish with another sushi offering, probably a roll.

Isn't kc strip the same as ny strip?

A KC strip has had 4 kids at 20 and a c-section scar

Yes, but on this menu, the KC strip is bone-in, which is superior. NY/KC strip is the best steak; ultimate balance of flavor and tenderness.

The executive chef

Fuck me. I didnt even look at the prices.
All i could focus on was how entirely dated everything was. Seriously...mid-90s.

oh, it's an overpriced sushi menu with nothing but memesushi used to hide bad ingredients
oh, it's an expensive sushi menu developed exclusively by a mexican

is mostly right except skip the sushi

I'm guessing the nicest place you've been out to eat is Applebees.

Chilean Sea Bass, of course.

Chilean sea bass with some CRAB LEGS

>claims to be richfag
>isn't familiar with Mastro's group

Do you even steak, bro?

get the creamed corn, user, it's to die for.

>richfag
>supposed to care about upstate
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He was kidding, you autist.
They only have restaurants in 9 states.

poter house and scallops
wild shrooms and a green, maybe the snap peas, brusseled sprouts or broccoli
i'm gonna assume they know how to cook a porterhouse since they offer it but i might still inquire and if they give me any weird answer i'd get the bone in ribeye instead

Poorfag here. I concur with this richfag

Crab Cakes
New York Strip
Garlic Mashed Potatoes

>richfag
this restaurant is only marginally more expensive than the keg

>these prices

>Baked potato
>$13

they play classical music for the potatoes and feed it beer before they pick it.

This necessitates armed guards to keep the irish from digging it up to get at the beer. Excellence costs money

It was harvested by a gay midget skyrocketing it's value

Do a 360 and walk out

this seems like a menu from Kitchen Nightmares

>creamed corn
>$14
there is no possible way to justify this and no respectable high end restaurant even serves fucking creamed corn

This look Mexican to you?

You would be facing the person again if you turned 360° you dummy xD

I'd walk the fuck out.

>steamed broccoli, $13

It's not that I can't afford anything on the menu, but fuck off with that shit.

Could be yeah

Looks like a failed abortion

>lobster mashed potatoes
>$35
>mashed potatoes
>$35

Ahahahahahahahahahahaha.

I don't know what the fuck that is but he's not asian and he's not white which means I don't want him serving me sushi.

>luxury with a dirt cheap staple
I don't understand

Get the Chilean Sea Bass. Spare no expense.

Your first time on /b/ i see

The dish that Alejandro prepares in Jurassic Park is chili and sea bass, not Chilean sea bass. But I can understand the confusion.

a whole lobster doesn't even cost that much and they probably just sprinkle a few bits on top of the potatoes

Mmm chili n sea bass

Ramsay pls go

If someone else is paying I get the rack of lamb, caesar salad, garlic mashed potatoes, and sauteed wild mushrooms.

If I'm paying I go to a different restaurant.

bone in ribeye and creamed spinach or baked potato with butter. i prefer the creamed spinach.

13 dollars for a baked potato. Lmao those fucking kikes

order hot wings, if they are a real restaurant they can make them

>the nouveau riche actually go to places like this

it probably has toppings though

pleb shit
real richfag places don't even have the prices on the menu

Mastro’s Butter Cake dessert is top fucking shit. Best dessert I’ve ever had.

This. It looks like some 4 star hotel dining menu you have in your room.

ask for the filet and 2 pieces of bread so you can make a steak sandwich

Angel Cabajal from Cabo San Lucas sounds like a Mexican to me, yes.

It could be worse, like a white guy or something, at least he probably has a lifelong understanding of ceviche. But that lineup sounds exactly like ceviche on rice, which I'd expect to be a middle ground that doesn't allow either form to reach its peak - I know it's at least going to be bad sushi because it lets you pick your fish.

start with Beef Carpaccio and the Lobster Cocktail, then get a lobster bisque and a rack of lamb with Alaskan King Crab Black Truffle Gnocchi as a side

>and then they'll have to tip another 20% next to everything
The absolute state of amerifat high-brow dining

20 pounds of crab leg and an iceberg wedge

>he's so poor he doesn't travel to every state to try all the fine dining establishments

>that'll be 12 dollars plus dip :DDDD

>he's so poor he has to reuse reaction images he got from other people

you're gonna need to tip at least 30% for making the poor waitress carry all those crab legs

>Hur what are you guys too POOR to buy overpriced food?

Rich people didn't get rich through frivolous spending. A rich person wouldn't pay for this either.

get the steamed broccoli and ask to see the chef after you eat it and just praise the fuck out of him for as long as you can until he breaks the conversation to go back to cooking.

Macaroni cheese and a diet coke

I actually like this if the price is right. Something about cutting off pieces of salad works out ok for me

The scallops, a lobster roll and three beers

>steamed broccoli $13
>creamed corn $14
>sauteed mushrooms $14
>fucking mashed potato $14

The fuck is this chef smoking

>petite fillet
>41 for 6oz
Holy shit, what a rip off

delet

Literally French fries $14

This is a Las Vegas restaurant. Food in Las Vegas is so cheap for casinos and restaurants (so much food gets shipped in to LV) that the food itself doesn't really make up much of the cost that they pass on to you. Most of the cost that is in that $41 is the time and expertise it takes to cook that steak. It takes a little less time to cook a 6 oz steak than the 12 oz, but not that much less. The majority of the cost in putting out that steak to you is in the rent that the restaurant pays to the casino and the cost of paying the chef and staff to bring you a perfectly cooked and prepared steak.

This isn't like a fucking fast food restaurant where you pay for your food by the pound because it's shipped off a truck ready to be heated by fungible cheap labor.

the menu is too big to have anything worth that price

I hope they're sucking your dick, too, for those prices.

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Bacon Cheeseburger well done with well done fries

Strawberry Milk shake

>14 dollar peas

the choice is clear

clam chowder
twin lobster tails
mac and cheese

For me, it's the chili and sea bass.

Holy shit... Here's a pic of my 14 dollar meal

k, but if you could get away with selling that platter for $60 a platter, would you?

No... I would sell peas for 10 dollars though
"Peas here... Get your 10 dollar peas!!"

Porterhouse
Caesar Salad
Garlic Mash Potatoes
Creamed Spinach
French Fried Potatoes

why the fuck would you order this when you could easily make it at home instead of something that's specialty?

42$ for lice-ridden Scottish salmon?

I'll have Kawaii anime tuna and a chop salad.

The ahi tuna toastada sounds intriguing.