ITT: Write the smartest, most profund thing you can think of

legit litty

We'll all be dead in a hundred years, bro. NONE of this matters. Just be yourself, relax, and LIVE LIFE, bro.

Thx

WHOAAA BRAAAAH FUUCK YEEAAH

hurry up n pass that blunt, tho

"There's a saying in Texas where I am from, but I am sure it's a saying in Tennessee also. It goes like this: Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice... and I won't be fooled again."

Some old scholar said this once, and it's stuck with me through thick and thin.

this is water

Without the sauce, you're lost. But you can get lost in the sauce.

Did said scholar had anything to do with 9/11?

you can't copy respect

Everything happens so much.

damn, das deep dog

He didn't say he possesses this virtue.

X is like Y i(n a provacative but overdone way)

Lo, I the man.

I am.

>implying

Fuck off, pagan

God is a lobster

Most Trees Are Blue

I am the truth.

How can mirrors be real if our eyes aren't real?

That taco I ate last night could really have used some sour cream. Did you hear they are using tubes instead of tubs now. W O A H

the woman does not exist

We won't stop changing, but at least we are changing together.

Even if free will is an illusion, behaving as though it exists will make you more effective.

God is a black, disabled woman

This. People confuse the philosophy of it with the psychology of it.

How is remaining apathetic towards your cancer ridden mother a pure virtue?

Nothing matters in a large enough frame; everything does in a small enough.

(e^(r4e56 / [839o_r * r4e56]) + 1.27) / 2 = Yaweh's dream

You are a slave to your own chemicals.

And this is the well

The tiger. He destroyed his cage.

james joyce

I want to die.

I'm not gonna shit on you because we all come to conclusions in our own time but this is a realization most teenagers go through, never talk about this publicly as if it's a genuine insight or else you'll be laughed at behind your back. We all know this, where do you think the problems building up for the past 100 years comes from?

what did he mean by this

The Way that is voiced is no longer that of eternal Way.
The name that has been written is no longer that of eternal name.
The nameless is the beginning of the cosmic universe.
The named is the mother of the myriad creatures.
Being at peace, one can see into the subtle.
Engaging with passion, one can see into the manifest.
They both arise from a common source but have different names.
Both are called the mystery within the mystery.
They are the door to all wonders.

Now I'm sad. How do I cope with the fact that I'm just a slave from the weather, what I ate today and the girls I want to fuck? Is my reason strong enough to escape from it?

>"What is truth?"
>"Truth is subjective"
kms desu senpai

Wondering whether we're free or everything is determined is actually useless since even if we actually were free we still wouldn't be aware of how things could've gone had we done another choice

i liek pie

...

What did he mean by this?

The meme for blind faith secures its own perpetuation by the simple unconscious expedient of discouraging rational inquiry.

The God of the Old Testament is arguably the most unpleasant character in all fiction: jealous and proud of it; a petty, unjust, unforgiving control-freak; a vindictive, bloodthirsty ethnic cleanser; a misogynistic, homophobic, racist, infanticidal, genocidal, filicidal, pestilential, megalomaniacal, sadomasochistic, capriciously malevolent bully.

This. Nael will not be surpassed

>fiction

pleb reading of the Bible

Nice

this poem is problematic for a few reasons. the biggest problem is the bourgeois perspective. it's essentially delighting at the poor working conditions of people of color in the post-colonial global south. watching some poor menial proletarian getting devoured by a tiger surely brings joy to little nael just as it did to bourgeois romans cheering on a bloodthirsty emperor feeding christians to lions. also, it glorifies the cruelty of for-profit and even state backed zoological spectacles as a tiger should no be able to destroy its cage if there had been adequate funding to insure humane treatment. now the tiger will likely be euthanized after the slaughter of who knows how many people of color.

Did the man who invented college even go to college?

could god make a community college so elite that it wouldn't allow him to go there

Watching porn:

The cock goes in the anus and comes back out again. And then it goes back in and then comes out again. There is semen on the tip of the penis and some of it is leaking from the anus too. Half of the screen is a man's ass and half is part of a woman's ass, the anus is center-stage. It is ruddy. There is a redolence of fine white hairs about it. The penis goes back into the anus. Now my penis is ejaculating semen as well. I wipe it onto the bed sheet and it reminds me of glazed donuts. Writing this made me start to cry a little.

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the Objective is a fallacy, a belief forged upon the basic tendencies of human behavior.

society itself, what should have been subjective, has become the Objective.

when will we, ourselves with other people, know that the universe is indeed our own making?

uhhh he said while waiting for his burger order to arrive and sitting crosslegged in a canoo and also waiting for the sun to create some heat and also to wait for somebody to buy him pepsi or coca cola or both so that he could finally settle the reat debate and also he was waiting for a new avengers film and also waiting for niggers to die and there being racial purity and also waiting for females to return to the GOD DAMN KITCHEN and also he wondered when africans would wake up from their slumber of monkeyishness and take care of their continent instead of leeching of pride whites capital. And when none of these occured he faced a mirror and said: I'm clearly living a lie." and said it again and a thousand times and as it turned into a new mantra of self-denial he faced a vision where pessimisc and insecurity dominated. Rural aliens from outer space with preferences for non meatish foods were wandering through gates of darkness into dimensions which were inaccessible to anyone but them. The aliens had 5 metre long legsbut 1 metre long torsos and also fingers had all different random sizes and one mfinger could be 200 metre long whil ehte other 0,5 centrimentres or an inch an india. The aliens were propagators of freedom and articulacy. They forced humans to read Homer or the Aeneid and they insisted that all men must speak english since other languages were a waste of time but secretly the aliens didn't really care abut anything.

They were sitting at a pool in the terrifying heat of baghdad and wondered about what they would eat next. They also ate humans if they wanted to, there was no lack of dead corpses in this city and the aliens weren't picky.

Dylan Roof watched from far away the lines of calls failing to respond and also next generation technological developments unfolded unsuccesfully. Tere was turmoil across the world. wars came closer. Wars, Wars, Wars jerermy corbyn said. "I can't hear that word anymore. My god."

I sense smething. In that cave. I think there is something i said and walked further. "do you hear tat sound? It sounds like music... but strange music. Strange. Strange."

He also heard it. The sound was ephemereal. I felt haunted. There was no way that humans could have been here. Not befre us and certainly they could not industrialze a deep subterranean cave in the Antarktis. We sent drones into the cave.

Drones Phones Clones. That#s no coincidence. The factory was not a factory.

Give me back my loyal rights i shouted. I'm an aristocrat i screamed at the officiers who ridiculed my research and excursions. Even Elijah Wood mocked me on live television and called me a wimp and loser and unfit for the british national society. And Melonhead rated me a decent 4. I was at the greatest low. I used to be a guy with a blue body paint on WNBR. Now i was a rotten leaf eaten by catterpillars for breakfast and carried by swift wind i traversed the aether though never released and never freed from the confines which had bee

These threads are always such beautiful train wrecks of just blatant pseudo intellectualism colliding with what's basically just 2009 era irony humor. The former is absolutely the bigger piece of shit though. Some dude trying to just reiterate a freshman stoner beanbag revelation through the filter of words he read in some fucking Neeshee book someone on /pol/ told him to read so he could have some sort of philosophical grounds to base his claims that all women are smartphone obsessed whores.

>Neeshee
kek

>beanbag revelation

I think you've won the thread actually

underrated

This is from Hypersphere or LTiaT isn't it?

Wow good post lad. Very good post lad. Very good post lad. Very good post lad. You got the insight. Oh yeah. You got the insight. You got the Power. You GOT THE POWER You got the belly to stomach a looot of diarrhea and call it beautiful. you got it mane. Gotta Light? Gotta Light? Gotta Light? Gotta Light? Gotta Light? Your fat body moved out of the way as i smashed your female mating partners skull with my terrific alien hands and then inserted some alien creepy bug into your ass and you sweauked like a pig didn't you? Hey why are you turning beef read there's nothing to be ashamed of. The class was laughing at you as you loudly denied that any of this had occured but of course everyone new by your reaction that it acutally did happen and instead of owning up to be being assravaged by aliens you jumped out of the window and died a terrible death though in a strange way. You didn't hit the ground rather you were carried by the wind into the universe were you died from freezing. Your fatass floated through the universe until it got sucked into the sun where you were basically then burned for burial.
I didn't mind it though i felt grateful for having met you smart little fucker. I - ouch- my ear hurt right now. OUCH what's that. Ouch. Ah better. I felt so proud of having met such an eloquent motherfucker such as you that i reconsidered my life, trying to instead of living in a bubble of pseudointellectuality i could join you in making arrogance and sweeping gneeralizations based on lame stereotypes great again. I even designed my own hat in tribute to your coolness and became president of the united states against Hillary Clinton who despite trying for the 5th time by now was not managed to buy the populace into accepting her stinky vagina as the superior of the mightiest nation in the US of A. Sure i can admit that. There were dissidents of all kinds. Not everyone was able to keep up or acknowledge my pure and unabashed smooth intellectuality. Some people were put off and felt agitated because they were insecure millenials trying to evoke the illusion of selfworth by mimicking the gracious and lowkey irony of obscure austrian post-K&K collapse literature. And others felt agitated because their insistence on some kind of volksseele was met with sneers on my side and at most a press statement released by my pressude whos name i don't know but who resembled that fat guy from that one tv show were fat guys are ridiculed but also portrayed as loveable and goofy fellows who are always capable of making fun of their own fatness while also being sensible and loyal smalldicked husbands who were like anchors for their dominant, slightly overaggressive wifes. All these kind of people were of course executed though we didn't call that executing, we called it the transnational pseudointellectual trainwrecking. Many people died but it was okay because the Buddha once said: If you meet the Buddha kill the Buddha, if you meet the pseud kill the pseud

I've taken for mine every word I use. I've been and I am, all this and nothing more -- it is burden enough. All intensity is reduced to some spatiality, always, and intense thought also. Its will flows along all, gleaning outward to better stream off. To try and seize it is to try and hold at the palm, to do what does and to turn back around. Smoke to the eyes and vinegar to the teeth [...]. Let me enjoy this apple which I've (mis)taken for myself: the lamb has been sacrificed. What steer we had couldn't be decapitated. Beg burden no more, to blood came its doves.

Posting in one board said I was part of a regional ban...so let's see if this message makes it.

The smartest, most profound thing you can think of.

INDIVIUDALITY isds a very important concept
it is so important that ifff no the catholik mass would e so great that the light for god would not be ABEL to brake into the world andd a big nasty fish called nahtnaihtel who big arms and round staunt legss were smoking hot and so on and a big star would sDCKREAM ou t horrible ambient noises akin to LUSTMORD SOUNTDTRACK but im not blind forever i just losed my eyes and nayway if you did the indivisuality of the jewish proffessor man who escaped le holocoast (orrr holohoxe should i say hahahaha fuck) fuhrer was a guy who lived near a shore side and he one day had great spirations and he died because of all the shark meat he awas eating and as his soull passedi nto heaven he boarded a giant magic ship that was so jeff mangum inspired it came with a view of semen stains right in the puZZy of YOUR would-be WIFE if you did not die because of eating all tha t shark flesh like an absolute manic but the spiirit realm was okay becos fuhrer could meet with his long lost friend johnn milton who said "haha wlecome to the spiir realm my ol d man" and Fuhrer said" seinfeld was a good"

We invented the word "meaning" and then found ourselves lacking it.

Denis is that you?

shit translation

Society exists mostly as a means to an end - that end being human excellence. However it has always been and continues to be redirected and divested and divurged onto the whims of selfish people with little foresight and I don't think we'll be able to properly ascend from the combative political atmosphere and implicit culture war we're submerged in until we leave Earth behind entirely. The day that happens will be akin to the rapture of sensibility: where one forward thinking superpower nation will select a generalized population of its most worthwhile individuals and send them off, forever sealing the rest of us on this hellish firmament while humanity's future ascends to the actual and very tangible heavens. The best of our kind on a voyage to conquor the stars that we only glimpse in fair dreams. The worst left to squabble over whatever hasn't already been pilfered out of the home world. As society here crumbles in a delusional mayhem of several wild and far reaching religious crises that finally send us into the hands of the God we so fear and adore: it will become apparent that doomsday was a selffulfilling prophecy.

Racecar is spelled the same forward and backwards

Here's what I've taken from some of Dr. Jordan B. Peterson.

Nothing smart, but perhaps profound things that have been observed.

You are your bloodline. More so than just mixes of your parents; they are attracted to people like theirs.

From this, perhaps different bloodlines interacted with before, ergo your initial reactions to people are merely just a long line of ongoing bloodline relations.

We are all humans, living, and everything we do we retain a human approach, regardless of how.

More so, we are all earth creatures, and perhaps we creatures all share some brain component that connects us mechanically. We are more than familiar with different species.

The implications of these rather simple observations can range from metaphysical to atheistic.

is this spaghett?

A way that can be walked
is not The Way
A name that can be named
is not The Name

Tao is both Named and Nameless
As Nameless, it is the origin of all things
As Named, it is the mother of all things.

A mind free of thought,
merged within itself,
beholds the essence of Tao
A mind filled with thought,
identified with its own perceptions,
beholds the mere forms of this world

Tao and this world seem different
but in truth they are one and the same
The only difference is in what we call them

How deep and mysterious is this unity
How profound, how great!
It is the truth beyond the truth,
the hidden within the hidden
It is the path to all wonder,
the gate to the essence of everything!

/cuck/ (most of lit nowadays) get out, and /r9k/ too, but real /pol/ are welcome, the real racists, not the fucking brainlet cucks

>nowadays
You are the newfag. No one will ever agree with you and you'll never fit in. Back to r/the Donald

You do not understand my post. the ''real'' pol does not exist anymore, real pol hates trump. I already fit in. But this place is dying now.

Besides it's now about ''fitting in'' you faggot. It's about the quality of the place.

>i d-don't even want to fit in

You will forget this moment. The entire existential importance of it will be lost forever. In a way, you are already dead.

my mother is a fish

Just to be clear, I’m not a professional ‘quote maker’. I’m just an atheist teenager who greatly values his intelligence and scientific fact over any silly fiction book written 3,500 years ago. This being said, I am open to any and all criticism.

‘In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god’s blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my intelligence.’

>analysing complex math equations
Kek! Was this satire?

Can I get uhhhhhhhhhh

>Write the smartest, most profund thing you can think of

Jesus Christ is our lord and saviour

Something along the lines of keep your fucking ego in check holy shit all you faggots (not lit everyone) needs to keep that ego in check.

sounds like /ourguy/

And there's something very sad and banal about that.

Is it you, Mansoor?

>Man is a dark beast, and an unruly one. So much so that he has to codify laws to tame his nature, it being so depraved it shocks even himself.

Also, short but sweet
>Thought itself is a kind of psychosis

I'll take my Pulitzer Prize please.

the fact that all of humanity is not teaming up to make immortality a reality, shows how foolish and bound by dogma our species is.