*gulp*

*gulp*

hey...

*cough*

ahem. hey.

hope I'm not bothering you sir. your water looks mighty refreshing my fellow brother.

do you mind if I have a sip?

thanks sir.

*SCHLUUUUURRRRPPP*

what? you don't drink with your lips on the hose? it's just saliva, bro.

alright fine you can have it back. thanks anyway. have a good night.

what

Someone post the garfeild comic pertaining to this

>drinking tap water
I remember all my friends doing this when I was little and they would make fun of me for not doing it. It always tasted extra chemically when coming out of the garden hose for some reason.

The chemicals are what makes it healthy.

>8 years old
>playing outside with friend
>says he wants to go in his house to get a drink of water
>tell him to just get a drink from the hose to save time
>he starts drinking from the hose
>gags
>runs into his house
>doesn't come back out
oops :(

hose water > tap water

>Take a sip from a hose
>Get a mouth full of ants

Australia is a great place

kek

I remember drinking from the dolphin (sprinkler in the park). I was on the toilet shitting for at least 4 hrs later that day.

the realest shit, idk why

Pussy. Garden hose water is delicious.

Do black people really do this?

my parents forbade me from ever doing this when I was young
they said I would get diseases

>he doesn't have a water softener
I have less ppm in my tap water than bottled shit.

Your parents hated you and probably told you looking at the sun was bad for your eyes.
They didn't want you to get sun high.

Probably because you live in Croatia you slav

>My brother

I think it's a shitty part of our society that wants extreme equality for y'all, yet you completely separate yourselves from white people by saying brother and shit.

I don't know about you but I have seen a black person calling a white person "brother". he probably was a nice guy though and not a nigger.

You can start saying brother if you want. Its not a dirty word

Check these digits

why is drinking without touching your lips to your drink vessel (pic related) so much more refreshing?

>all these people believing propaganda from bottled water rats

Same reason taking a load to the face feels better than swallowing

oy vey the fluoride and calcium in your water do nothing to your mind, keep drinking it oy vey

>gets sick because i keep my house in my dirty ass garage and the tip is rusty

Is there a problem with that faggot?

>oy vey
>Implying jews

Not the guy you were replying to but,
It's always the Jew's.

>tfw not an americshart
here in germany tab water is by law required to be cleaner than bottled water.